Egyptian FOOLS trade Terrible Despot Hosni Mubarak for MARTIAL LAW

Hello there.

It looks like the Egyptian protesters have collectively shot themselves in the foot, trading terrible Hosni Mubarak's Emergency law for the dreadful horrors of martial law, literally jumping headlong from the frying pan into the fire.

I don't think the flag waving, sign carrying, chanting throngs of Allah's delusional, shitkicking thugs expected that scenario to happen, did they? They, allegedly following shitkicker Allah's will, wanted to transform Egypt into a burka clad, Sharia hellhole, but as of now Egypt has been effortlessly converted into a hellhole of a different sort - a secular, military one, backed by scores of tanks, jets, and stern-faced soldiers bearing automatic rifles.

Oh well, things like that happen sometimes, you get what you wish for and then comes the heartbreaking reality of regret. You divorce your wife for the gorgeous tramp at the convenience store, who then, after pulling out her upper plate, tells you in a mumble she's a bipolar crackhead with AIDS. Or, you trade in your beat up old junker for a fucking shiny lemon that starts knocking and burning oil like a furnace within 3 days. Returning to the car lot in desperation, you find that old reliable has been flattened in the yawning maw of a car crusher; the dealer pointing his finger at you and laughing at the top of his lungs. You know exactly what I mean; the grass is always greener and all that rose-colored horseshit that is never true.

Across the planet, feckless, intellectually impaired, progressive idiots are celebrating the resignation of President Hosni Mubarak, claiming the breeze of "democracy" is spreading through the Middle East. Yeah, tell that absurd fairytale to the Egyptian Army junta, not to mention the fat, royal sandnigger hypocrites ruling nearby Saudi Arabia. These ragheaded "princes" swill beer, wine and liquor by the gallon, inhale platefuls of pork tenderloin, lobster and shrimp, and fuck harems of scantily clad whores by the wagonload - and no one says one goddamned word. Meanwhile, their Sharia law "religious police" ply the streets, imprisoning common subjects for making eyes or holding fucking hands, between lopping off the heads of adulterers, infidels and queers. How utterly nauseating; hypocrisy is indeed the most revolting trait among hairless simians of any race; as a species they seem to be turning it into a goddamned art form.

Anyway, Cairo's Tahrir Square is now completely devoid of people, thanks to the Egyptian Army employing time-honored tactics that Mr. Mubarak was loath to even threaten - the suspension of the Egyptian Constitution and the draconian imposition of martial law. I idly wonder what the narcissistic head porch monkey sitting in the White House thinks of that development, especially since martial law is, shall I say, rather different from democracy or even despotism, for that matter. You see, with martial law comes seemingly innocuous sounding actions like curfew orders, and violations of such curfews usually lead to summary executions. Summary executions are performed without the benefit of charges, jail cells, due process, adjudication, and other annoying legalistic trivialities; people are simply killed on the spot for violating whatever decree, even a decree where it is ordered for everyone to stand on one foot. The first clown who loses his balance winds up with a goddamned hole in his head, legally, courtesy of a stoic soldier wielding a Maadi AKM, enforcing good old martial law.

In the event the reader is unaware, situations like these have occurred for centuries, in practically every nation on Earth. Martial law has even occurred in the United States, under President Abraham Lincoln, the supposed hero of the Civil War who "saved" the Union, evidently so it could evolve into the bankrupt, criminal led, draconian police state shithole it has become. Old Honest Abe would spin in his grave like a fucking top if he knew what America has morphed into, that is if he weren't simply rotting away in a tomb like he has for the past 146 fucking years. Some delusional, softheaded fools may disagree with me, thinking that Lincoln is "looking down from heaven" on what is left of the United States. Well, if afterlife, not to mention justice, actually happens in this dark universe, judging from his actions when President, I doubt very seriously that Abe's looking down from anywhere; let alone heaven, more than likely, he's looking up at this debacle from the flaming bowels of hell. Who knows, with Lincoln's historically recorded lust for blood, destruction and death, perhaps he's actually enjoying the spectacle, seated beside the likes of William T. Sherman, Bloody Bill Quantrill and Jefferson Davis, their asses roasting forever on benches crafted from hot coals.

Vivid imagining aside, all of this simply proves there is no such thing as "rights" in a literal, concrete sense, god given or otherwise, regardless of the obtuse, propagandistic rhetoric coming from smooth talking political scoundrels. That's the way it is, when the shit really hits the fan, legalistic bullshit like rights, due process, constitutions and other meaningless sophistry go right out the motherfucking window, replaced by the raw, brute force power of martial law. Martial law is resorted to and used by governments to maintain their power only, and to achieve and maintain at least the semblance of order among the unwashed, lowly masses. Individuals who resent martial law, if still breathing, are labeled by approved Goebbelsian talking heads as "rioters", "looters", "haters" or even "terrorists". Such cunning, mendacious rhetoric is employed by those in power to promote fear and blind obedience among the rest of the populace. Whether individuals, their families, or entire towns are annihilated in the conflagration makes no fucking difference to politicians or military personnel - the hapless fucks ground up in the gears of martial law are simply dismissed by the ruling faction as collateral damage and nothing more, that is if they even bother to acknowledge the existences of those slaughtered. Governments of all kinds, even in the United States, can, do and will continue in resorting to these tactics, simply to maintain their authority and little else, killing anyone, regardless of innocence or guilt, perceived as a threat to them.

It seems, based on centuries of historical evidence, that violent revolution is, unfortunately, the only way to get rid of such self-serving, megalomanical bastards who will do anything, no matter how atrocious, to maintain their stranglehold on power. When revolutions succeed, one usually finds deposed dictators begging on their knees for mercy, tearfully telling all that they love their countrymen, and only resorted to committing atrocities in the name of god and country. After forcing their victims to hear such sickening, contrived harangues, they are usually killed; whether that actually proves anything is a matter of dispute, considering they are usually replaced by the same kind of individuals, having the same goals and achieving the same results. One only needs to look at the blood-drenched French and Bolshevik revolutions for proof of this assertion.

Does it surprise the reader that human beings truly have no rights at all? It shouldn't, if the reader is capable of critical thinking. Reading Hobbes' remarks on sovereignty can be quite revealing for those who wish to do so; I employ this simple syllogism to arrive at a logical conclusion:

A) First Premise: People have "inalienable" rights, i.e., under the United States Constitution, and supposedly by "god", whatever that is, was, or may be.

B) Second Premise: The United States Constitution is a document, i.e, sheets of old parchment written on by the hand of man; it cannot enforce itself, as it is only a collection of ideas. The Constitution can in fact be suspended on express orders from the governmental ruling faction, i.e., the President of the United States, or, in lieu of the President, the Congress or the Armed Forces, either body serving as a junta.

C) Inferred logical conclusion, based on first and second premises: People are not and never were "citizens" by definition, anywhere on earth. They are only subjects of a sovereign entity, and as subjects are at the mercy of those having more power than they, e.g., governmental authorities of whatever stripe, i.e., kings, queens, fuhrers, presidents, congressmen, military, etc. Therefore, people have no rights whatsoever in a literal sense, that is, unless the governmental ruling faction allows people under their control to have them as privileges.

D) A synthesis, deduced from first and second premises, together with inferred logical conclusion: People have absolutely no fucking rights at all, period, they never did, and they never will. Indeed, "rights", like buddies who swiftly head for the exits during a barfight, are fair weather friends - never there when you really need them, and always hanging around when you don't.

Back to the hapless Egyptian drones, trapped like Norway rats in a somewhat larger than usual cage called Egypt. They, rather than simply being arrested and detained, like happened to them under the terrible "despot" Hosni Mubarak, can now look forward to simply being killed by the Egyptian military if they get out of line. Begging, crying or other pathetic excuses will not prevent them from quickly meeting shitkicker Allah, should it exist, courtesy of a 7.62mm slug entering their skulls, fired point blank from a cold, efficient soldier using a Kalashnikov rifle. Mr. Mubarak, former President of Egypt, who stupidly demoted himself to a private citizen of Egypt, can also look forward to summary slaughter if he dares to get in their way.

All that said, isn't "democracy" wonderful?

Regards,

Conway

Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Politician

Greetings, your friend Conway is here, again presenting selected news items for the reader, complete with foul mouthed, insensitive, epithet strewn, jaded commentary; this and other terse screeds posted between eating, sleeping, taking the occasional piss or shit, driving around in my beat up old junker, and of course, trading the bourses.

No sooner do I identify that megalomaniacal moolie interloper in the White House as a closet atheist, when along comes none other than the goddamned Christian Science Monitor, a ridiculous rag parading a saccharine, servile article describing jackanapes Obama as a "Christian man of faith". Yeah, and I'm the fucking Pontifex Maximus at the Temple of Jupiter in Rome; pardon me while I barf in a baptismal font. In the above depicted photograph, President Barack Hussein Obama is pictured, his head bowed in feigned humility, standing among to the most loathsome coterie of unabashed fucking hypocrites assembled in the last 50 goddamned years. Honky Joseph Biden stands next to the head jig, head bowed, Biden a man so utterly brain-dead that his supposed Christianity doesn't surprise me in the least, considering he has perhaps three fully functioning brain cells in his entire goddamned skull. The next humanoid male in this line of scoundrels is a libidinous ex-President who needs no introduction, as if the word-twisting, stiff-pricked whitey whore monger William J. Clinton or his erstwhile cunt wife Hillary are exemplars of Christianity - wait just a goddamned minute, perhaps they actually are Christians, considering the scores of "Christians" I've had the misfortune of meeting in my travels. Untold times my ancient ears have endured hearing the idiotic, self serving, hypocritical statement that Christians are "not perfect, just forgiven", which seems to give them license to behave like the most revolting pieces of shit since Gaius Caligula. Apparently, for those Christians professing such annoying, obtuse tripe, Jesus Christ, their alleged Savior, is little more than a gullible, supernatural sucker who falls for most fucking anything, endlessly "forgiving" them at their request for lying, stealing, cheating, pillaging, raping, plundering, murdering and - Christ only knows what else.

I'll say this, if Jesus Christ is anything other than the inane figment of fertile imaginations (which I absolutely believe he is), at least I'm going straight to the bowels of hell with my eyes wide open. That's more than I can say for "Christians" such as those I've met, along with the pew bound line of vile hypocrites illustrated in the photo, I imagine they'll spend eternity with flames licking their asses, asking themselves "why", probably while I sit back and laugh at them.

Go ahead, read and see the spectacle for yourself, here's a link, complete with a slideshow, for this nauseating, contrived drivel - syrup of ipecac is not as effective as this horseshit: http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/The-Vote/2011/0203/Obama-s-prayers-charity-humility-and-longer-skirts-for-Malia

Obama a Christian? Don't make me laugh, Obama wouldn't make a good bump on even Elmer Gantry's charlatan ass; he has clearly stated that he supports the idea of a "woman's right to choose", i.e., abortion, which, discarding all of the semantical legalistic rhetoric and modified definition, is in fact infanticide, plain and simple. I don't give a good goddamn if they decide to call a human fetus a motherfucking platypus, it is still human life, and destroying human life is in fact murder. At least it was murder until clever, word-twisting rhetoricians promulgated the obtuse idea that human fetuses are not in fact human, or are "not alive", together with other such euphemistic mendaciousness which effectively serve to disguise the stark reality of abortion as the premeditated murder it is. That said, I'm not going to go through the bother of citing dogmatic horseshit as is presented in the Bible, look it all up for yourself in Exodus and Leviticus if you like, but for people to claim they are Christians, and then for such claimants to support cocksuckers, cunt licking dykes, and to support and sanction the slaughter of the unborn, makes them utter fucking hypocrites, period. The word hypocrite is indeed an apt description for those individuals who piously profess one idea and then commit an act in absolute contradiction of what they profess to believe - really, what the fuck should people like Barack Obama be called, "morally challenged"?

Anyway, the latest staged perfidy with regard to Obama's supposed "faith", is only more blatant Goebbelsian propaganda meant for slack jawed American drone consumption - I don't think they seriously expect anyone with any semblance of intelligence to believe that Obama is anything other than a smooth talking, pragmatic atheist with a flair for convincing, though cunningly contrived, piety. The Christian Science Monitor states this vile, hypocritical hottentot prays to his god - and what god is that, pray tell, perhaps Moloch? Are they trying to be serious or is their article actually meant to be satire? Further, it is said in the piece that he and his wife find it "difficult" when others question their "faith". Well isn't that tough shit; I won't even hazard a guess at his wife's beliefs, or the lack thereof, should that be the case, but Barack Obama, who claims to be a Christian, is definitely wanting, especially when it comes to the Bible he claims to believe in. Jesus Christ, alleged Savior of believing Christians and central figure of the New Testament, said, "You will know them by their fruits". Hey, I didn't say it; Barack Obama's supposed god Jesus said it in the Gospel of Matthew!

Really people, those humanoids calling themselves Christians, according to their Bible, are not supposed to support or engage in the practices of homosexuality, neither are they supposed to support or engage in infanticide. Whether the ideas of or the practicing of homosexuality or infanticide are "right" or "wrong" is not the issue here. Determinations regarding either are left to any given individual, weighing the issues and making value judgments, should they deem them as necessary. Moreover, Christians are not supposed to lie either, like "Christian" Barack Obama constantly does, neither are they supposed to commit acts of adultery, as "Christian" William J. Clinton has with numerous sluts, violating his "sacred oath" of marriage to his lawfully wedded spouse, Hillary Clinton. 

As far as my value judgments are concerned, I have no religious beliefs whatsoever, and I don't give a shit if Clinton fucks around on his wife and builds himself a harem, complete with scimitar wielding, baldheaded eunuchs. I also couldn't care less if queers elect to blow and lick each other's genitals raw, and, as I have written before, women who procure abortions are unfit mothers anyway. Though firmly opposed to the idea of the deliberate killing of the unborn, I honestly feel such women are doing their slaughtered brats a favor by not forcing them to endure the disgusting presence of such a vile progenitor.

Expounding on abortion, as stated many times before, I personally view slaughtering the unborn as murder, period, even though I would do absolutely nothing to limit the practice of first-trimester infanticide, which is what abortion really is, nor would I ban the employment of abortion inducing drugs like RU-486. Further, as a public service, I can even tell any pregnant woman reading this, who desires to kill their unborn child, how to do it effectively without the need of costly, messy abortionists like Kermit Gosnell, and without having to endure the vexing embarrassment of purchasing an eyebrow raising prescription from the local fucking Walgreens. That said, an extended session of jumping jacks, or a long, hard jog while wolfing down multiple stalks of celery can do an admirable job of dispatching an annoying unborn brat, especially in the first trimester. So can a rigorous regimen of sit ups, followed by a nice, soothing, really hot bath. Employing either method, a short time later, presto, a few abdominal cramps, some blood on the floor and an ugly clot, floating in a commode, reminiscent of a red turd crapped out during a bad bout of bleeding hemorrhoids. One flush and it's all over with, and just think of the substantial savings. These suggestions also work rather well for second or even third trimester "pregnancy terminations" too, though with later gestation times, do-it-yourself abortion turns into a rather messy and often painful affair. A few stiff shots of cheap 80 proof booze, or a friend's leftover painkillers from a past toothache should serve to dull the pain somewhat. In addition, the disposal of a larger dead brat's carcass can prove labor intensive, and perhaps even "offensive" to some, but what the hell, that's the way life is, cold reality sucks. Anyway, once you're sober, clean up any blood, stuff the dead kid into a trash bag and then heave it in a dirty old garbage can, or perhaps a dumpster, just like abortion clinics often do. Incidentally, for those fainthearted, pro-abortion progressives reading this, appalled by my helpful suggestions, they are nothing new and are freely available elsewhere on the Internet - even free, complete, downloadable instruction manuals for the reluctant mother-to-be.

You see, even I realize some broads just aren't cut out to be mothers, and if some slut wants to slaughter her developing brat in the first trimester, go ahead, it doesn't involve me; they can even try the free, do it yourself methods described above. However, as with everything, I submit that assisted, elective abortion does have its limits, and any broad who can't make up her silly goddamned mind by that time should simply bear the brat and make it a ward of the state if they don't want the finished product of their steamy copulation session.

Returning to queers for a moment, I really don't give a shit what they do, unless they attempt to involve me in their uh, shall I say, unorthodox sexual proclivities. I also don't think queers should be able to get "married" either, though I am not completely against the idea of "civil union" proceedings for those individuals of the same sex desiring to do so, my view based on laws and civil procedures going at least as far back as the Roman Empire.

Enough of that, I now present for the reader yet another blatant example of American legalistic hypocrisy, for the reader to peruse and become acquainted with at this link:

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2011-01-27/news/cops-vs-cameras-filming-cops-illegal/

Isn't that nice? Jackbooted pigs are now cleverly protected by their bosses, that is, power mad, corrupt politicians, by using past laws that were never even intended to be applied in such a fashion, together with new laws designed to make pigs virtually immune from public scrutiny, no matter what they do. The Nazi Gestapo of Heinrich Himmler also had such protections and immunities, why am I not surprised? Disguised as statutes to prevent "interfering with the police performing their duties", such draconian laws are being introduced, passed and promulgated to keep the people from recording constantly occurring embarrassing incidents like the Rodney King affair, and nothing more. Such laws also make it much easier for pigs to lie in court, as they often do; you know, with the defendant having no record of the incident for shysters to employ as a defense to counter the pig's duly sworn lies.

Don't believe any of my words; use your damn head and look up on the fucking Internet at what the pigs do to people, some of it recorded by special cameras mounted in their own "pig cruisers". I personally watched in court long ago, when duly sworn pigs, after placing their right hands in the air with their left hands on a Bible, proceed to lie through their fucking teeth to an incredulous judge, earnestly trying to convince him that since I, Conway, had been found with money on my person, I was in fact a "drug dealer", and probably even a drug "kingpin", according to one jackbooted, frowning pig who glared at me from the stand. Strange thing was - my automobile was thoroughly searched by the pigs, and no drugs, not even one fucking aspirin tablet, were found, though they did steal an entire box of tools from the trunk of my car, apparently in the name of the law or something like that. I was later told that there was no toolbox in my trunk, as my shyster tugged at my shoulder, motioning for me to leave. The fact that I am here to relate this travesty to the reader is proof of the unfoundedness and total maliciousness of the charges, brought by power mad pigs without one goddamned shred of proof. Further, the judge angrily dismissed the case in the middle of the proceedings with a sharp smack of his gavel - even as one pig was still running his fat mouth about giving "lawful orders", the judge having to tell him, literally, to shut up.

Yes reader, I will repeatedly refer to this life changing incident, many more times, within other diatribes regarding the pigs and their unbridled abuse of power, like one recent night when a tightlipped young pig ridiculously claimed that the rusted out, beat up, worthless old piece of shit wreck that I drive around in was a "stolen vehicle". I will also continue my concerted effort to reiterate that every time one of those arrogant, smart-mouthed, jackbooted nazi swine catches a bullet in their head and dies from massive brain damage, I laugh like a goddamned jackal.

Regards,

Conway

Fan Eared Narcissist and Henchman Hillary Press Hosni Mubarak to "Work with Opponents"

I haven't commented very much on world affairs, other than their relation to hard commodities, but exceptions do happen, and what the hell, there is a first time for everything.

That said, the delusional fool occupying the White House, President Barack Obama, is supposedly "pressing" Hosni Mubarak, the secular President of Egypt, to "work with" his opponents, in a clear example of "do as I say, not as I do". Judging from his past record with regard to his opposition, i.e., the Republican clowns in Congress, this pseudo-intellectual, arrogant eightball, Barack Obama, is more of a hypocrite than Hosni Mubarak could ever be in ten fucking lifetimes. In fact, I submit if the same situation of unrest was occurring in the US as is currently happening in Egypt, jackanapes Obama would resort to using whatever means necessary to maintain his hold on power, even if he had to slaughter truckloads of American people to assure the continuance of his now obvious mission of promoting absolute fucking chaos. Not that such a dreadful scenario would be an exception to a clearly underlying, still developing trend of Goebbelsian lies, murder and deceit - for the past two decades American Presidents have, as their despotic power increases exponentially to nearly Imperial proportions, occasionally resorted to such draconian actions, though on a much smaller scale than the typical psychotic maniacs ruling other areas of the planet, e.g., Kim Jong Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Robert Mugabe.

Clear examples of this creeping Machiavellian phenomenon are the lying, revolting whoremonger William J. Clinton's blood-drenched debacle at Waco, Texas, and the absolutely Stalinesque actions of his dimwitted, bumbling successor, the empty headed moron, George W. Bush. Drooling dullard Bush gave the United States the unconstitutional wonders of arresting and detaining American citizens without charges or counsel, along with introducing his KGB-like "Homeland Security" gang of jackbooted porcine thugs, which is quickly morphing into little more than a goddamn American Gestapo, complete with dark colored, imposing uniforms. Just wait until the shit really hits the fan and flag-waving, duly sworn patriots from The Department of Homeland Security cart you off from your hovel in the name of freedom as an enemy of the state, along with accusing you of hating things like baseball, hot dogs, apple pies and Chevrolets. Don't say that I didn't warn you reader, the Fourth Amendment went out the window years ago, without anyone even noticing, along with the Sixth Amendment. Hell, they're also after those pesky First and Second Amendments too, not to mention the troublesome Fifth and Seventh Amendments, along with any other fucking annoying Amendments or inconvenient laws that get in their way of total Orwellian control.

Returning to the Egyptian situation, the head jig called Mubarak up on the Bat phone, haranguing that the people of Egypt wanted "democracy", and that he should "work with" the opposition, along with other meaningless rhetorical horseshit. Barack Obama is clearly an absolute fucking idiot, not realizing that much of the "opposition party" in Egypt is a coterie of bloodthirsty fundamentalist Moslem fanatics calling themselves the Moslem Brotherhood. For Christ's fucking sake people, insanity by any other name is still insanity - it's as if FDR was pleading with Golda Meir to head to Nazi Germany and "work with" the goddamn Waffen SS!

Wanting nothing at all to do with abstract concepts like freedom or individual rights, the Moslem Brotherhood is a determined group of parochial Islamic psychotics dedicated to the absolute destruction of any form of democracy and the imposition of an Imam governed, Islamic Sharia hellhole upon the hapless peoples of Egypt. Further, those of the Moslem Brotherhood absolutely despise the United States and constantly pray to their non-existent god, shitkicker Allah, for our total annihilation. President Obama, an inept, stupid, latter day Neville Chamberlain in blackface, is so goddamned far out of his league that he may as well be governing the United States from Neptune's largest moon Triton. Further, he has the unmitigated goddamned gall to believe he has the inalienable right to tell President Mubarak how to run his own motherfucking nation, and to embrace enemies sworn on their silly god to destroy him!

It figures, as if we don't have enough fucking problems here, right in own backyard. We are hip-deep in illegal, bloodsucking beaner squatters on welfare, there are no real jobs to be had anywhere, the economy is an absolute disaster, foreclosures are mounting and the treasury is utterly bankrupt. Meanwhile, like modern versions of Joseph Goebbels, the media tells all that everything is peachy. In reality, the United States is going down the commode in spades, led by a clueless mulatto moron who seems to possess the intellectual capacity of a goddamned trisomic hamster. Not content with fucking only this place up, Obama is determined to meddle in Egypt's affairs too, running his big mouth and twisting arms in a vain attempt to tell yet other world leader how to run his sovereign country.

Barack Obama reminds me of that doddering geriatric ignoramus James Earl Carter, whose utter stupidity in the late 1970's led to the unwelcome creation of the Islamic Republic of Iran, a dungeon of a state where they execute adulteresses, hang queers for simply being queers, and slaughter still others for "blasphemy", which really makes about as much goddamned sense as killing people for breathing. Who the fuck knows, perhaps that's Obama's intention; I wager he won't be satisfied until an "Islamic Republic of Egypt" emerges from this debacle, with Hosni Mubarak, a former ally, dancing at the end of a rope, figuratively stabbed in the back by Brutus Hussein Obama, a moolie megalomaniac with about as much common sense as a goddamned goose.

EARTH TO BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA: You can't even run the United States, you incompetent, posturing, smooth-talking, teleprompter reading imbecile, where in hell do you get the idea that Mubarak desires your unsolicited, uninformed and utterly irrelevant opinions? For your information, nigger, Egypt is not a vassal ward state of the United States for you to dictate policy to, as you have with Arizona, Egypt is ANOTHER COUNTRY, that is, a sovereign, independent nation, and Egypt's internal affairs are none of your goddamned business, period. 

As an aside, you, Mr. Obama, to my amusement, claim to be some sort of Christian - if that is so, why don't you take some Biblical advice, paraphrased from none other than the words of Jesus Christ, recorded in the Gospel of Matthew, the first book in the New Testament: Why don't you pull the fucking log from your own eye first, and your thick head from your ass while you're at it, before you complain about a speck in another's eye? Oh, sorry, I forgot for a moment, you're no Christian of any kind, neither are you a Moslem, you're just a cynical atheist, like I am, albeit incognito. Further, like all politicians that have ever lived, you are little more than a two-faced, opportunistic hypocrite, only claiming religious belief to garner the support and adulation of credulous American idiots.

Of course, anyone familiar with his history (history which we common unwashed serfs are permitted to know regarding this nigger, that is) is aware that Barack Obama in reality is so goddamn clueless that he believes there are 57 states in the Union, rather than 50, so it's no fucking wonder he's confused regarding the sovereign status of Egypt - I wager he didn't even know where the hell Egypt is until only a few days ago. Anyway, the controlled, programmed Goebbelsian American media is getting involved too, bleating in unison that Mr. Mubarak is a "strongman", a dictator or a despot, rather than the legally sanctioned leader of Egypt, as he was referred to by them only weeks ago - it's like something out of Orwell's 1984 - this week, as the new Emmanuel Goldstein, "strongman" Hosni Mubarak is America's common, implacable, eternal enemy, contrasted with last week, when "President" Hosni Mubarak was our common, progressive, eternal friend.

Don't these brain-dead shitheads realize what the hell they are advocating? Hosni Mubarak may be many things, some of them uncomplimentary, as with most people, but the alternative to his rule is much worse. With the Moslem Brotherhood running Egypt, enforcing Sharia law, killing infidels, queers, heretics and Christ only knows what else in the name of shitkicker Allah - it will be like fools employing naphtha in an idiotic attempt to extinguish a fire. A "democratic" alternative to Mubarak will only bring another Saudi Arabia or Iran to the fore, the Egyptian-Israeli peace treaty will go down the shitter, and, if war erupts, the Suez Canal will again become an unnavigable graveyard littered with sunken ships, and oil prices, already high, will head into the stratosphere. 

On the bright side, if the fanatical, shitkicker Allah worshiping Moslem Brotherhood takes over Egypt, pulls a Nasser and attacks the hebes, that should be damn good news for small cap oil producers like KOG and BEXP, along with smaller exploratory outfits like BQI and AAPH, not to mention little Pink Sheet speculatives like BGOI. Gold, in any form, physical, ETFs, stocks or options, along with other safe-haven metals like silver, platinum or palladium should do rather well too; war and the threat of war have a tendency to do that to commodities, you see. It shouldn't surprise the reader at all that I really don't give a shit what happens to Hosni Mubarak, or the entire nation of Egypt for that matter, as I don't know and never will know any of those fucks, and I couldn't care less if the kikes in Israel nuke them all in retaliation for an attack. In fact, the bloody destruction of a secular Egypt and an attack on Israel will only bring me piles of money, which I will invest in even more hard commodities, like uranium and copper, which the chinks are consuming like mad. So, like the cold, heartless bastard that I am, should it happen, I plan to reap profits from such a scenario: that of loony Moslem fanatics taking over Egypt and attacking Israel, thanks to obtuse Obama and his coterie of delusional, hand-wringing dunderheads.

Adding even more insult to injury, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has blundered her ugly, two-faced dyke ass into the fray, calling for a "peaceful transition" in Egypt, which has about as much of a chance of occurring as queer pedophile priests have of disappearing from Ratzinger's Vatican. It truly seems the United States government is literally devoted to promoting the ideas of hatred, divisiveness, religious wars, suicide bombings, chaos and even WW III. Who the fuck knows, perhaps megalomaniacal Obama, suffering from delusions of grandeur, having never served in the armed forces, actually enjoys the idea of thousands of American soldiers getting their asses slaughtered, at his behest, in yet another ridiculous armed conflagration.

Regards,

Conway

Jackbooted Pigs Complain they are Being Targeted: I Wonder Why?

Over the past week, nearly a dozen tightlipped pigs have been shot by criminal assailants, the jackbooted swine evidently not intimidating those considered malefactors at all these days. Unfortunately, and I reiterate, UNFORTUNATELY, most of those arrogant bastards have survived due to bulletproof vests or inept marksmanship; the media curiously ambiguous when it comes to the actual statistics of these cases. Paid Goebbelsian propagandists employed by FOX News, along with other media outlets like CNN, are sensationally reporting the contrived, Orwellian "news" of a terrible "War on Cops". Several talking heads have rhetorically asked "why", when it comes to the phenomenon of contemptible, power-mad, state sanctioned freebooters, cunningly disguised as law enforcement, are catching slugs at a rather alarming rate.

Based on my experiences with pigs over the past decades, I can easily tell them why "law enforcement" is being targeted. However, no one in the media is bothering to ask me, nor will they ever ask me for anything at all, as they are so much better than despicable vermin like myself. You see, I'm one of those who actually forms an informed opinion based on my personal experiences, and I don't worship those glorified porcine privateers as "heroes", so that makes me a "bad person" in their pampered, privileged, narrow-minded purview.

In fact, I'm sure many folks who obsessively read my screeds feel that I should be arrested and jailed for:

1) Constantly insulting worthless belief systems and their promoters, e.g., referring to Joseph Ratzinger as the head pedophile, calling Mohammed an epileptic pervert, making uncomplimentary remarks about mythical figures like Jeebus and impotent shitkicker Allah, my unabashed embracement of godless atheism, etc, etc.

2) Constantly employing colorful racial epithets, e.g., honky, nigger, gook, chink, kraut, eightball, kike, ad infinitum.

3) Constantly using terrible "foul and abusive" language and wanton obscenities, e.g., words like shit, goddamn, cocksucker, piss, motherfucker, cunt, prick, twat, fuck, etc, etc.

4) Calling things as I see them, like plainly stating most Americans are stupid, brainwashed drones, describing abortionists as willful murderers, referring to politicians of any stripe using every fucking pejorative term I can possibly think of, and of course, calling cops pigs, freebooters, jackbooted thugs, nazis, pirates, automatons, privateers, and so forth.

5) Any or all of the above.


You see, there's a silly old piece of parchment called the US Constitution in the way of others attempting to control or censor what folks say in the United States; I can write any of the above, and there is not one motherfucking thing anyone can do about it, other than perhaps hunting me down and killing me, due to not agreeing with what I write, but that is supposedly against the law, at least for you and me, and I'm not too damn sure about you, to be perfectly honest. Just ask Randy Weaver, or David Koresh, though you may need a medium for the latter guy if there is such a thing as an afterlife. That said, not one of my remarks on this blog can even remotely be construed as a threat to anyone or the advocation of anything - I'm simply reporting selected news to the reader, with my own analysis and commentary, sort of like a foul mouthed, blasphemous, insensitive Keith Olbermann on steroids.

Returning to the clueless media wondering as to why pigs have rapidly gone from obnoxious, overbearing bullies to glorified moving targets, I submit they will never find the true answer, considering the reason for the escalating carnage upon pigs is as plainly visible as the nose on one's face in a goddamned mirror. It is established fact that people on the periphery of any given situation tend to overlook or even ignore the obvious, either from deliberate conditioning or perhaps an inborn evolutionary trait to not waste valuable brainpower on mundane, irrelevant objects or occurrences that have no direct bearing on the individual at the time. This detachment, of course, quickly changes when an arrogant pig collars and arrests them unjustly, dragging them from their car, assaulting and slamming them against a vehicle hard enough to damage a goddamn quarter panel, but those stunning realizations never occur unless the individual actually experiences them. It's like getting fucked for the first time, it's certainly not exactly what one imagined it would be; and is in fact a bit of a letdown, that's why it's ridiculously easy for real men to spot virgins or limp-wristed queers from a mile away.

Since the media has absolutely no interest in my blunt and utterly contemptuous viewpoint regarding the police, let alone politicians, I will simply record my cynical opinions and observations for any readers to digest at their leisure. That noted, pigs everywhere have always been arrogant, power mad, trigger-happy pricks with guns, but over the past 50 years or so they have seemingly amplified their annoying traits at an exponential rate, and attenuated their desirable traits to near zero. Once, not long ago, most people regarded the presence of a policeman as a desirable occurrence, now, nearly everyone looks upon their vexing presence with rancor, derision or trepidation.

My consistently unpleasant experiences with the goddamned pigs have never been the result of any real crimes, though I have been accused of several imaginary offenses, like "drug dealing" or "money laundering", and perhaps even consorting with evil Martians or whatever, due to my having the utter unmitigated audacity to actually carry MY MONEY, THAT I EARNED, on my person, in MY motherfucking WALLET while driving MY car, that I owned. Aside from that, I do recall a few speeding tickets many years back, thanks to the ski-nosed honky Presidential crook Richard M. Nixon lowering speed limits on superhighways to ridiculously unrealistic levels, ostensibly in the interest of "saving precious fuel". Pardon me while I laugh out loud at utter contrived bullshit; the National Maximum Speed Law was promulgated in a cunning effort to turn innocent motorists into fine paying criminals for enriching the state's coffers - the amount of speeding fines collected for over 20 fucking years must have been substantial, not to mention the windfalls insurance companies received via ever increasing premiums for supposedly "unsafe" speeders, many of which never had even one fucking accident. Alas, that is the extent of my life of crime, unless driving around in an ancient, rusted out, beat up old junker with a bad turn signal lamp is now considered a felonious offense. For my terrible infractions, like say, having a bad headlight or a bald tire, I have had pigs scream at me at the top of their lungs, pull loaded weapons on me, and generally treat me as if I were the fucking escaped Birdman of Alcatraz, while I sat calmly behind the wheel with my hands in full view, incredulous at their unwarranted lunatic actions and remarks.

Hell, I've been one lucky motherfucker when it comes to armed, psychotic swine with badges; at least I'm not Oscar Grant, you know, the young, unarmed California nigger who was coldly shot to death while he lay prone in a subway station, killed for absolutely no goddamned reason by a vicious cracker pig named Johannes Mehserle. On a tangent, eightballs definitely do have a legitimate beef against the pigs and the courts, often getting the shit end of the stick rather than any sort of justice, evidently because they're niggers and nothing more. In the United States, trigger happy pigs of every color blow dozens of jigs away every year for simply existing; look for yourself in newspapers or on the Internet if you think I'm bullshitting you. Anyway, pigs usually fuck with me perhaps once a year or so, pulling me over in my beat up old wreck, asking me absurd questions or haranguing me over a flickering tag light, a noisy muffler or other such nonsense.

For example, a few months back a State pig pulled me over late at night while I leisurely drove down a deserted back road, for no other goddamned reason other than to tell me that my faded, rusted out refugee from a car crusher supposedly came up as a "stolen vehicle" on his idiotic on board pig computer. He, a young punk perhaps 25 to 30 years of age at most, walked up to my car, rigid, as if he had a broom pole shoved up his ass, with a shaved white sidewall haircut reminiscent of a latter day Heinrich Himmler. He barked in a terse voice, "Do you own this vehicle?" Looking to him, I said, "Yeah, I've owned it for 27 years, what's the problem?" He then informed me that MY beat up, worthless old wreck was listed on his on board pig computer as a STOLEN vehicle, and demanded my credentials, which I immediately handed to him without comment or protest. This obtuse, squared-away humanoid automaton turned on his heel without a word, walked to his vehicle and proceeded to waste approximately 15 minutes of MY valuable time. His annoying flashing lights reflecting off my rearview mirror into my eyes, he obsessed in a vain effort to identify me as some sort of evil perpetrator. I don't carry cash anymore, I am not a murderer, I have never raped or kidnapped anyone, nor have I ever robbed any banks, so this hard nosed pig must have been very disappointed to learn that I was simply a silly old eccentric clown returning home from a fucking grocery store run with my lawful purchases. He eventually reappeared and handed me my credentials, informing me there were no wants nor warrants for my person, although my car still came up on his on board pig computer as a "suspected stolen vehicle". I chuckled and replied sure it did, and that no thief in their right mind would steal a worthless old piece of shit like I was driving. He then asked if I was calling him a liar, apparently in a determined effort to escalate the situation. I narrowed my eyes with my hands still in full view and said, "If the shoe fits guy, wear it." Frowning, he raised his voice and informed me I was being "disrespectful" to him, in an obvious attempt at intimidation. I quickly shot back to this arrogant young punk that respect is earned, not given gratis, his jaw slightly agape at my stoic and truthful reply. Considering I was not accused of any violations, I bluntly asked him if I was being detained, or was I free to leave. That succinct interrogative stopped his clock cold, and he retorted tersely, "Yes, you are free to go." Rubbing it in, I said "Thank you," started my old junker, and left the scene.

One small observation regarding the above utterly needless, contrived confrontation. If that silly, young, naive pig bastard ever pulls over a real criminal with nothing to lose, and he acts like he did with me, odds are he'll end up with a hole in his head for his trouble. Afterward, dead as a fucking doornail, he will be carted off from the scene in a meatwagon, for a blind date with the local coroner. Then, for weeks we'll hear idiotic homilies from various talking heads on the tube, telling everyone how much of a brave "hero" he was. Yeah, sure, and I'm Beethoven.

Anyway, was Officer Pig, "servant of the people" a liar? Of course, he was a barefaced, mendacious bastard, and we both knew he was lying; pigs are allowed by law to lie to people, and they do, every fucking day, in an effort to entrap suspected "perpetrators". If confronted by a pig, either in person or while driving a vehicle, and truly innocent of any infraction, simply take their ticket if they give you one, and see them in court. Do not volunteer any information other than your personal identification or auto registration; if they persist, ask them if "you are being detained". If they respond that you are being detained, keep your mouth shut and refuse to answer ANY questions they ask, no matter how frivolous - even if they ask you the fucking time of day. If they have nothing they will have to let you go, but still be wary, pigs can and will try to frame you by twisting anything you say, or if they can, by planting false "evidence" on you or placing contraband within your vehicle. As I have stated before, don't believe one goddamned word I write, do your own fucking research and you will find for yourself that I am being truthful. In addition, pigs of today are trained to be aloof, suspicious and paranoid, and quite literally view everyone they encounter as a criminal. Many, judging from what I have seen and experienced over the past decade or so, are probably mentally unbalanced as well, along with having very poor social skills.

That's the problem with these latter-day jackbooted nazi assholes, most seem to be mentally ill or even psychotic, they have absolutely no honor at all, and they have NO fucking respect for anyone, prince or pauper, indeed, they have nothing but absolute contempt for nearly everyone they encounter, even resorting to pulling people such as myself over in an effort to literally START trouble, for no fucking reason at all. Such unmitigated arrogance, harassment and blatant condescension easily explains why criminals of today simply shoot pigs first and head for the hills, they are only employing a variation of what the pigs CONSTANTLY do, nearly EVERY DAY, shooting first and asking questions later. Most of these smug, armed, porcine buccaneers would run like scared rabbits in an equal fight, as many of them were outcast little bastards who were picked on by their peers when in school, and are now getting "payback", using their guns, badges and bulletproof vests. Further, these legally sanctioned, conscienceless little tin gods abuse their power, stealing money from hapless individuals, murdering people, selling stolen drugs confiscated from "drug dealers" and generally are an all around fucking nuisance to most people, and are truthfully as useless as tits on a goddamn boar.

I cannot say for any reader, but I'm sick and goddamn tired of hearing talking heads harangue and pontificate when one of these predatory badged bastards gets himself blown away, claiming they were a "pillar of the community" or a "family man" and church deacon who left behind three sobbing brats and a tearful wife. My cold heart of igneous stone pumps purple panther piss for them - what about the innocent people they have blown away for untold fucking years, many of which were regarded as "family men" too, having had loving wives and children as well. No one in the Goebbelsian media says one goddamned motherfucking thing about them, do they? Hell, most pigs I've had the misfortune to know and interact with on a personal level were either divorced, crooked misanthropic assholes or abusive vermin who constantly whored around on their wives and beat the living shit out of their kids. Other pigs were common drunks with attitude, still others bent the law when it suited them, like the common practice of planting "throwaway" weapons on people they MURDERED out of sheer panic or utter cowardice, in absolute terror of the possibility of losing their own worthless fucking lives. How pieces of shit like modern pigs can live with themselves is beyond me; it only proves the race of man is composed of self-centered, hedonistic animals who can rationalize practically anything, even if they are clearly WORSE than the goddamned criminals they pursue. I've written it before and I will do so again - every time one of those tightlipped, jackbooted, swaggering, corrupt, power mad pigs catches hot lead with their arrogant skull and croaks off from brain damage, I laugh like a goddamned jackal. Those abusive bastards have overstepped their bounds; they are supposed to be OUR SERVANTS - not our fucking MASTERS.

The same goes for the duly elected scoundrels running this glorified RMS Titanic of a nation. In the past 40 years laws have been passed that exclusively require the death penalty for those who slaughter politicians or their enforcers, the pigs, whereas common citizens can be slaughtered by the wagon load and the maximum sentence is perhaps life - that is if the lazy, donut munching swine even bother to get off their fat asses and actually solve the crime, rather than blaming it on a convenient scapegoat, like a husband or father. You see, death penalties are required for those that kill politicians and their pigs due to the "fact" that THEY are so much more IMPORTANT and VALUABLE than we common, unwashed, taxpaying SERFS.

Sorry folks, but I vehemently differ with such preferential exclusivity. I'm of the old school. When anyone, of any station, of any color, gender, worldview or sexual preference takes another's life with malice of forethought, their life should be forfeit, and it shouldn't take fucking years for such malefactors to be excised from our collective presence.

Hope you enjoyed my latest missive, if you didn't like it, tough shit. Close the fucking page and don't come back for all I care.

Regards,

Conway

Latest Observations

Hello again, it is time for yet another invective strewn missive, courtesy of your insensitive, mean-spirited friend Conway.

Let's see, between losing my ass in commodities, I've been perusing the Internet for easily predictable absurd opinions regarding current events, albeit poorly disguised as intelligent discourse. It seems any drooling moron with a keyboard can add their two cents these days, even if they can't spell worth shit and render it all in acronym strewn, unpunctuated lowercase. I unsurprisingly noted that many young, brainwashed American drones do not believe for one fucking moment that Dr. Kermit Gosnell, MD (Medical Deviate) practiced infanticide at his "Women's Medical Society" otherwise known as a human slaughterhouse, or more politely, an abortion clinic. Not content to accept that Gosnell went just a little overboard, even for an abortionist, many writers (knee jerk liberals, that is) blame FOX News and other assorted "conservatives" (whatever they are) for the perceived hatchet job against good, kindly doctor Gosnell, devoted abortionist. Sure, that's why Philadelphia prosecutors have assembled a 281-page grand jury report, followed with indictments against that murderous, psychotic, four-eyed nigger and his inept cadre of bloodthirsty inhuman ghouls.

I candidly wager some cynical readers don't believe me; thinking I am embellishing or perhaps attempting to be sensationalistic. Well then reader, go ahead, simply read the motherfucking charges for yourself if you have the guts to; enjoy the grisly photos. Don't come back and say I didn't warn you:

 http://www.phila.gov/districtattorney/PDFs/GrandJuryWomensMedical.pdf 

Some pictures were VERY GRAPHIC weren't they? Well, don't blame me, I didn't take them, nor did I post them, and that's exactly what abortion is, grisly, cold blooded murder of helpless human beings, plain and simple, the REALITY of abortion is not pretty at all. Did the reader appreciate the highly detailed photo of the perfectly formed, murdered male infant with the nape of his neck sawed open and his spinal cord cut, thrown away by good "doctor" Gosnell like so much fucking GARBAGE? Silly people who protest such truthful depictions are nothing but goddamned wanton cowards, afraid to face reality, emotionally judging such photos "offensive"; their itty bitty shitty feelings "hurt" by such terrible visages. Well, that's just too motherfucking bad, I viewed them for the reader beforehand, reporting the truth for your benefit, that's what you get for doubting my veracity. I hope the vivid memory is burned into your mind and will give you nightmares for untold years. Really, putting aside your feelings for a moment, how do you think that goddamned brat felt as he PAINFULLY DIED at the hands of that unfeeling simian "physician" - tell me, do you think he ENJOYED having his spinal cord cut with scissors with no more concern on the part of Gosnell than if he was snipping a fucking piece of twine? I submit for that one act of cold-blooded murder alone nigger monster Gosnell should be publicly drawn and quartered.

Hell, some brain-dead idiots even have the unmitigated gall to pathetically charge that Gosnell is being persecuted by racists due to his being a nigger, which is absolutely insane, but I suppose they have to employ the "racism" canard as a straw man in a pathetic attempt to defend this utterly indefensible, malevolent eightball. However, allowing such asinine horseshit to be publicly posted by fools and debated by all is the very essence of free speech - people do indeed have the absolute right to say or write most anything, even if their compositions are some of the most OBTUSE fucking scrawlings I have ever had the misfortune to read.

I also noted idiotic, sycophantic commentary relating that narcissistic eightball Obama's delusional and monotonous Tuesday monologue will go down in history as the most brilliant oratory since the goddamned Gettysburg Address. Yeah right, and I'm Oscar Wilde; judging from the utter ineptitude I observe in America, especially in the "younger generation", it should be incredibly easy for either the Moslems or the Chinese Communists to swat this bankrupt nation off the face of the earth, and deservedly so, thanks to the current citizenry being mentally paralyzed due to endless media brainwashing, coupled with inborn utter stupidity. As proof of this assertion, even when presented with the absolute truth, with accompanying documentation, as with the Gosnell affair, most Americans, of every age, REFUSE to believe anything if the revelation conflicts with their personal worldviews, such as I noted in the first paragraph. Talk about fucking cognitive dissonance, it's enough to make one vomit.

Again elaborating on the butcher of Philadelphia, I also perused shrill charges that Dr. Gosnell's clinic operated in the fashion that it did due to "stingy taxpayers". Just one goddamned, motherfucking minute people - why in the hell should I, or anyone else, have to pay for the abortions of horny sluts who couldn't keep their legs closed? Honestly, if broads want abortions, I say let them have them, I don't really fucking care; the slaughter does not involve me personally. However, I draw the line at contributing even one goddamned thin dime to their murderous quest: any feckless twat who would slaughter her own kid is an unfit mother anyway and their dead brats are better off being dead.

Conversely, one small item in the defense of Dr. Gosnell and his actions is that he specifically catered to the dregs of society, i.e., poor white cracker trash, illegal alien spics, niggers on welfare and other assorted undesirables - all of whom screw like goddamned rabbits, with no thought given to the welfare or education of any possible offspring. Further, just think of how many criminals are not alive today, thanks to that vicious, cold, murderous, spearchucking bastard. I guess it depends on one's point of view, doesn't it?

I also noted (with a sinister laugh, mind you) that the United States Federal Government will run an unbelievable 1.4 TRILLION dollar deficit this year. History has proven that no nation or person can borrow theirselves out of crushing debt; gold may be down for now, but it's far from out by a damn sight. The handwriting is on the wall, even though counterfeiter Bernanke refuses to read it. Don't believe a word I say, just wait until REAL inflation kicks in after the Chinks dump our bonds, and see for yourself that a stale loaf of bread for $49.95 at the local grocery store is considered DIRT fucking cheap.

Regards,

Conway

Presenting Doctor Kermit "Butcher" Gosnell, MD (Medical Deviate)

Hello.

There's so much interesting news to report this week for my devoted readers - all two of them, not counting my many friends sitting on their fat, lazy, overpaid asses at the NSA, watching for anything written that could be construed as threatening or criminal toward the elected megalomaniacs ruling this fragmented, dying, bankrupt nation. They really have nothing to fear from me, as I am quite content with simply watching their arrogant stupidity and knowing that they will destroy themselves. Kindly study the history of "civilized" mankind, starting with Mesopotamia, or consult the writings of Oswald Spengler for absolute proof of this blunt assertion.

That said, gorked out Arizona headshot victim Gabrielle Giffords is evidently trying to walk, and perhaps occasionally think or speak, using what is left of her bullet-scrambled brain. I candidly wager at best she sounds like a female Dick Clark, following his massive stroke some years back. Her grinning, wild-eyed assailant, Jared "Uncle Fester" Loughner, is cooling his murderous heels, locked away in a cell at the Tucson hoosegow, awaiting "justice", whatever that actually is. Unfortunately, that arduous adjudicative task will take years, if not fucking decades, consisting of multiple criminal trials and sentencing, followed by endless appeals, the final appeals, as always in modern death penalty cases, bordering on the ridiculous. I submit it would be much more efficient to simply shoot his miserable ass and be done with it, as Loughner's guilt in not even remotely in question, sparing everyone involved from an absurd farce disguised as a trial. Meanwhile, stern faced Goebbelsian rhetoricians of the media are still occupied with blaming silly Sarah Palin for Uncle Fester's anarchic, lunatic shooting spree, in a determined effort to brainwash the public with lies so brazen that even Pinocchio would blush.

Between being apprised of multiple suicide bombings in the peaceful, idyllic nation of Iraq, the megalomaniacal head nigger of this terminal dump, President Barack Hussein Obama, has been busy french kissing chink asshole so the "commie" slopes occupying China won't dump our virtually worthless T bonds, assuming they still can dump them somewhere, other than a landfill, where they belong. Really folks, as if anyone in their right would take them, other than the sinister, scheming sheenie Benjamin Bernanke, exalted head counterfeiter of the glorious Federal Reserve Bank.

Oh yes, on a lighter note, the overpaid, under worked "entertainers" infesting Hollywood are pissed off that a limey comedian named Ricky Gervais cleverly identified them before slackjawed, worshipful viewers as to what they really are - pampered, surgically enhanced, narcissistic, superficial, drug addled, drunken, parasitic fucking TRASH who contribute little or nothing of REAL VALUE to society.

All that horseshit aside, for the reader's benefit, I now humbly offer and will devote the remainder of this post to a pleasant tale of modern, decadent, hypocritical Americana, delivered to you for no charge whatsoever, using my usual foul mouthed, irreverent, epithet strewn fashion.

Dr. Kermit B. Gosnell, 69, a millionaire nigger physician from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, has been charged with eight counts of murder, specifically, the murder of one patient, Ms. Karnamaya Mongar, and the deliberate, premeditated murders of seven unnamed, uh, "viable fetal material units", for lack of a better description. Some insensitive, intolerant, mean-spirited people still call such creatures babies, but as "fetuses" are apparently not protected by the good old, worthless toilet paper US Constitution, I guess they're not "legally" babies, using the strictest definition of the word. Silly me for thinking otherwise. I venture that I'm not a very "progressive" individual, examples of progressives being talentless know-it-all kike Bill Maher, four-eyed Goebbelsian kraut Keith Olbermann, or the dog faced yenta twat Sarah Seltzer.

The murders allegedly perpetrated by Dr. Kermit Gosnell occurred at a filthy, disease ridden, dilapidated structure, cheerfully dubbed the "Women's Medical Society", this clever moniker a nice sounding euphemism for none other than an abortion clinic. You see, most, if not all, abortion clinics don't call their glorified death factories "abortion clinics", as they don't want to "offend" or "upset" the community by advertising that they are actually running little more than "human slaughterhouses", which is exactly what they fucking are, period. Really people, what the hell should abortion clinics be called, rather than abortion clinics - playgrounds?

Incidentally, have any readers heard of an obscure, expensive culinary delicacy called "unborn veal?" That's where butchers slaughter pregnant cows, hack them into manageable pieces with saws and electric knives, and market the valuable embryonic calves too, for utterly obscene profits. Yes, slaughterhouses indeed do that, every day, in most countries, excepting perhaps for parts of India, where some delusional Hindu idiots worship stupid goddamned cows as some sort of god. Rich people, attempting to appear sophisticated before their fellow lazy, cap toothed, soft palmed peers, pay lots of bucks to dine on aborted calves, for whatever reason. Unborn veal was offered to me at an upscale restaurant a long time ago; I declined, preferring lobsters, which are, of course, boiled alive before serving, along with being rather tasty fare for discriminating palates such as mine. Don't blame me if you just barfed your fucking guts up; just Google "unborn veal" if you suspect I'm being mendacious.

Anyway, it seems this four-eyed, freckle faced, mulatto eightball, Dr. Kermit B. Gosnell, was more of a butcher than any sort of physician - a literal latter-day, shitskinned version of Joseph Mengele, minus the swastika of course. Who the fuck knows, perhaps the "B" initial stands for Boofer, Butcher, Bastard, Blue gum, Boot lip, or maybe even Beelzebub, take your pick. Grisly details of the spectacle are still coming out, but briefly, this conscienceless jig monster Gosnell, sporting a MD obtained from god only knows where, ran a literal chamber of horrors at his "Women's Medical Society". When the pigs finally arrived to haul this despicable, murderous nigger off to jail where he fucking belongs, they found a veritable morgue, a macabre scene of dead bodies, mason jars filled with pickled human feet, rooms littered with plastic bags containing rotting flesh, and several freezers, crammed to near bursting with aborted fetuses.

For what reason did ghoul Gosnell collect, package, freeze, pickle and hoard such unsavory items? Who the fuck knows, maybe he's insane, or a cannibal, but it must have been an incredible sight to see - like Victor Frankenstein's lab or something. Investigating pigs, probably forced to wear pressurized biohazard suits due to the unsanitary and odoriferous conditions, also came across and noted fetal remains in various stages of dismemberment, both preserved and decaying, strewn haphazardly about the facility, and observed dried blood all over the floors and walls. Strangely, "Doctor" Gosnell got away with running his clandestine human slaughterhouse for well over three goddamned decades, apparently because the State of Pennsylvania didn't give one flying fuck about what he did, as long as he paid his taxes, which apparently he didn't do very well either, considering that nearly a quarter of a million dollars was found stashed away, in cash, at his residence. I wager the hidden cash is actually "drug proceeds", which the crooked pigs will confiscate and split among themselves - isn't America a wonderful place?

As for the murder allegations, I submit, in the interest of justice, that charges in relation to the patient's demise should be reduced to involuntary manslaughter, as it is highly doubtful that Kermit Gosnell actually intended for Ms. Mongar to expire. On the other hand, charges in relation to the murdered "viable fetal material units" seem to be in order, as Dr. Mengele, sorry, I mean "Doctor" Gosnell, deliberately severed the spinal cords of said "viable fetal material units" with scissors, in order to "dispose" of them after delivering them alive and breathing. Yes, you read it correctly, they were living, viable human babies, referred to as "fetuses" in this instance for the sake of semantical convenience, arrived at by employing the "William J. Clinton" method of variable meaning. Not using standard procedures for "late term" abortions, which are, by the way, illegal after 24 weeks gestation in Pennsylvania, Gosnell would simply induce labor in his "patient", deliver the unwanted "fetal material", in some cases as late as 32 weeks gestation, and then kill the "fetus" by severing the spinal cord. Kindly old Dr. Mengele/Gosnell sure sounds like a really nice guy, doesn't he? And I thought I was a heartless old bastard; this vicious, greedy, amoral nigger murderer makes past creatures like Vlad Dracula or Elizabeth Báthory seem like motherfucking saints by comparison.

In addition, this monstrous mulatto butcher who masqueraded as a physician is also accused of literally forcing some women to have abortions against their express orders, namely, one Robyn Reid, and another, Davida Johnson, who also acquired a venereal disease thanks to Gosnell's rather, shall I say, unorthodox methods of "therapeutic abortion care". Others are coming forward as of this writing, so much for the "right to choose", I guess. It seems that the "Women's Medical Society" was more like a "Hotel California" for unfortunate fetuses - judging from the grisly evidence obtained, fetuses could check out any time they liked, via the good "doctor", but they could NEVER LEAVE. Further, Gosnell's "bedside manner" consisted of treating his low income patients like absolute dirt, with this tactless, obnoxious nigger monster yelling at them, assaulting them, tearing their clothing from their persons, tying them down, sedating them, with he and his "assistants" gleefully butchering their bodies like ignorant barbers or midwives from the fucking middle ages.

Nine of "Doctor" Gosnell's fellow monsters at the "Women's Medical Society" facility have also been collared by the pigs, one dour arrestee being his loving wife, Pearl Gosnell, this evil, murderous wench apparently the reincarnation of the vicious Bitch of Buchenwald. She and other employees of Gosnell assisted this unqualified, uncertified, hairless simian moolie in his barbaric "procedures", some of which resulted in the spread of venereal diseases due to using improperly sterilized, or perhaps even unsterilized, surgical instruments. In addition, at least two "patient" deaths occurred while being "cared" for by butcher Gosnell, one victim from sepsis and another from a drug overdose arising from blatant incompetence by an ignorant amateur "nurse" hired by Kermit Gosnell. Not content with killing only seven "viable fetal material units", it is said this greedy ape and his cadre of bloodthirsty ghouls may be responsible for the grisly slaughter of thousands of viable infants over a period spanning 31 years. I wager it's only the tip of the iceberg, Christ only fucking knows how many of his "patients" died over the years and simply disappeared from the face of the earth, quietly disposed of using a variety of ingenious methods. Alas, none of us will ever know the true death toll of this malevolent, inhuman bastard.

What should be done with this greedy, corrupt, arrogant, obnoxious, murderous nigger medicine man? I suppose it depends on the individual's point of view; I'd throw him headfirst into a vat of molten steel if I had any say in it, which unfortunately I don't. I'm sure eightball Obama sees nothing at all wrong with what Gosnell did, considering he supports the idea of infanticide and has bluntly stated so, even voting against the idea of saving living infants that survived abortion, evidently preferring that they DIE instead, apparently in the name of freedom or something. That's what is running this dying place, arrogant, elitist things, disguised as people, who have no more fucking regard for their fellow man than a goddamned crocodile does for an errant wildebeest snatched from a motherfucking riverbank. Feminist dykes of the militant type more than likely completely agree with Barack Obama, employing hackneyed phrases like "the right to choose", and other such propagandistic bullshit like "unborn children aren't human". Well folks, if unborn human children are not human, I'd love to know what the fuck they really are - perhaps they are actually DUCKS that magically become human beings at birth? Further, with regard to "choice", two named patients of this barbaric, murderous bastard, one Robyn Reid, and a Davida Johnson, attempted to exercise their supposed "right to choose". After all, they changed their minds with regard to terminating their pregnancies at the "Women's Medical Society", a lot of fucking good that did them. Their choice didn't matter to the maniac "Doctor" Gosnell, that greedy, monstrous butcher stripped them, tied them down, sedated them and slaughtered their brats anyway, and evidently sent both broads a goddamned bill for doing so.

Welcome, subject, to the decadent, dying, bankrupt United States of America that we all helped to create, by continually electing greedy, power mad, arrogant, two faced, amoral lying bastards who care about no one except themselves, who care nothing for the culture or traditions of those born here, who care nothing for the Constitution and view it as an annoying obstacle to be overcome by sheer force of will, who gleefully promote chaos, rather than order, and who above all, embrace death, rather than life. I may be a avowed godless atheist bastard who despises the very concept of idiotic religious superstition, but I do seem to have something that our supposedly "religious Christian" leaders lack entirely - an apparent inborn sense of right and wrong.

Regards,

Conway

NEWSFLASH! Uncle Fester Shoots Congresswoman

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Safeway

Conway here, your favorite misanthropic, foulmouthed, offensive, heartless bastard, posting jaded, insensitive observations once again, like a vicious Edward R. Murrow clone, broadcasting live, vitriolic content from the flaming bowels of hell.

Yesterday, in Tucson, Arizona, at approximately 10:00 AM, a 22 year old cracker oddball named Jared Lee Loughner decided he was fed up with most fucking everything and would solve all his problems by shooting and killing people outside a Safeway supermarket. Not a very good plan in my opinion, but then again, I'm not him; perhaps, at the time, the plan seemed brilliant to Loughner. Please note the standard three-name "weirdo" identification of the suspect, i.e., his "christian" name, middle name, and surname, this method employed at least since the time of the JFK assassination. Why did Mr. Loughner decide to shoot people? Who the fuck knows, I'm only reporting this insane horseshit to the reader; I'm not a goddamned psychiatrist.

Anyway, this batshit crazy, honky assassin arrived at a Safeway parking lot, packing heat in the form of a Glock, and started taking potshots, killing a Federal judge, a nine year old girl, and several others, also shooting a kike Congressman named Gabrielle Giffords through her head, at the temple. OUCH! That must have hurt like a motherfucker, talk about an Excedrin headache. Curiously, Ms. Giffords has survived the ordeal so far, considering her injuries; she should be dead and would probably be better off if she were dead, in my opinion. Yes, the reader may find that blunt remark very offensive, but I make it not out of malice, but out of logic. Should she survive her extensive BRAIN damage she can look forward to continuing life as a gorked out, babbling freak, a female version of James Brady, occasionally drooling, smiling vacantly and staring into space while being paraded around in a fucking wheelchair by a bored orderly. That isn't a life I'd want to have - tell me, would you?

Elaborating, like most people that have only seen images of Gabrielle Giffords via the media, I couldn't care less what happens to her, for good or ill, as I don't know her, I never did, and I never will. If anything, I view the entire situation candidly as "better her than me", and I'm not afraid to admit that at all. Anyone reading this who states they do care about Ms. Giffords, without ever having met her and conversed with her, at length, in person, is either a bare-faced liar, parroting what sounds good to other simians, or, if truly serious, should reflect on that stance, abandon it, and then seriously consider getting a real life. Normal people care about people they actually fucking KNOW, the "care" part comprising either affinity or enmity toward the known individual or perhaps group of individuals, e.g., families, as such the case may be. Anyone outside that sphere of personal experience is an unfamiliar quantity, and are not valid candidates for such emotional considerations. I can easily say, "It's a shame Gabrielle Giffords had a hole put in her head by a fucking nut", but that statement does not even begin to imply "caring" about her personally. That's the difference, and people needlessly confuse the issue, taking simple observation and unconsciously replacing it with pseudo-empathy.

That said, I may be a callous old bastard who disdains much about the human race, for example, their hypocrisy, arrogance and zeal, but I find it truly unfathomable that malevolent individuals wake up in the morning and state to themselves with firm resolve: "Today I will solve all my problems by - "

A) Killing a person or people with guns/bombs/poisons.

B) Raping someone (male or female, or perhaps even both, depending on the situation, gender and sexual preference of the perpetrator).

C) Robbing a bank (to pay bills, buy drugs, or whatever).

D) All of the above, or variations of the above.

You see, any of those "solutions" only make the situation WORSE for the individual contemplating such actions, usually leading to death by the pigs, life in the hoosegow, or even a death sentence, administered decades after the crime, after the condemned has years to sit on death row and contemplate his gross stupidity. Really, if I ever found that I needed to kill someone, I would immediately consult a psychiatric professional; if I needed a piece of ass, I would never rape, I'd simply jerk off or purchase the services of a whore, and if I needed money to pay bills, I'd either get a job, or simply go bankrupt and start over. Incidentally, I don't need drugs, as I exclusively employ sludge, and sludge is so goddamned cheap that it's free nearly everywhere.

Moving on, I believe it is safe to say that Mr. Loughner has even more problems now than he ever had earlier, considering six people are dead and several others still languish in the hospital, courtesy of Loughner's rather draconian emotional needs. Now in the custody of the jackbooted pigs, he can look forward to the myriad wonders of living what is left of his miserable, empty life in a Federal prison, where he can enjoy being beaten by guards, fellow inmates, and getting fucked in his ass, that is, before he is executed by lethal injection, which he may come to prefer having happen to him, rather than experiencing the former three items, repeatedly, for years on end.

Further, it is alleged by Goebbelsian media that Jared Lee Loughner stated he "Can't trust the current government", in a clumsy attempt to pigeonhole him with those charging the Federal government has gone too far in its grab for absolute power. No shit Sherlock, you can't trust ANY government, Federal, State, Local, past, present, or future, that is NOT news, nor a revelation, it is a goddamned FACT. Consult history; governments of all sizes are run by power mad, criminally inclined megalomaniacs, preening narcissists who stare into a mirror, impressed by their self-accessed godlike qualities. Just look at prime examples like George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Lyndon Johnson, Adolf Hitler, Louis XIV or Caligula.

After perusing his disjointed, nonsensical YouTube posts, I submit Mr. Loughner is a bit young and very, very ignorant indeed, regardless if he read fucking Plato or not. He claims that everyone around him is "brainwashed", and that only he knows what is best. Yeah, and I'm Charles de Gaulle; most folks aren't brainwashed, they're simply stupid and credulous drones. Loughner’s pronouncements sound like delusions of grandeur to me, sort of like the adlibbed utterances occasionally coming from the fan eared eightball occupying the White House. Apparently, Loughner is also a 2012 apocalypse believer and a CommieNazi to boot, the latter idiocy possibly caused by watching of too goddamn many episodes of "The Simpsons", or not possessing the fucking intelligence to realize that communism and nazism are mutually exclusive worldviews.

Naturally, rabid liberals, upon learning of the shooting, instantly began blaming Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Jesus Christ, and the Tea Party for Giffords getting her skull ventilated by a delusional, armed, paranoid maniac. If they want to blame anything, they should try blaming themselves for the idiocy they are fomenting; Loughner has been clearly identified as left wing and liberal. I swear to Christ, people of all stripes are madder than fucking hatters now; such absurd statements are what starts civil wars.

Occurrences like the Tucson shootings are happening because many people, left or right leaning, in the United States, and indeed, the world, feel like cornered rats with no way out. Everyone knows that cornered rats will take on a goddamned lion if they have to, as they have nothing to lose and everything to win.

I sincerely apologize to the reader for not using enough foul language, blasphemous remarks and racial epithets in this post; I must be slipping.

Regards,

Conway