Anthony Weiner's Wayward, Wily Wiener Watched Across the World

Conway here, with yet another terse, invective filled missive, devoted to examining a silly exhibitionist named Anthony D. Weiner, moron at large.

Jesus H. Christ on a motherfucking crutch - talk about the idiotic race of man and his clearly self-destructive tendencies. I submit these babbling, hairless simian creatures are doomed to utter destruction by their own hand; they seemingly go out of their way to behave in an even worse fashion than the savage chimpanzees they are related to. In defense of chimpanzees, they are at least considered "lower animals" and are behaving in an instinctive fashion, based on animalistic need, much of it having to do with survival in an indifferent world. The race of man, though he refuses to admit it, is not dissimilar from chimps in reality, excepting for his larger brain, instead prefers to arrogantly put himself above the "lower animals" of earth, stating that mankind is "sentient", "wise" and has an immortal "soul" given by god, whatever the hell that is - even while insisting on behaving exactly like chimpanzees.

The stunningly ridiculous case of US Representative Anthony D. Weiner (D-NY) is a glaring example of this phenomenon - the story of a 46 year old, hormone-driven, overaged teenager who just can't keep his dick in his pants, or off camera for that matter. To begin, Mr. Weiner, apparently a deranged, hook-nosed Jew with severe self-esteem problems, was seemingly compelled to photograph himself bare-chested, which is no big deal in itself. However, the surreptitious photography session escalated into a clear-cut case of demonstrable autoeroticism, with a depiction of his bulging hardon protruding within a pair of gray shorts. Then, like a drooling mongoloid idiot, he sent these and other lewd photos to various unnamed females via twitter, in a clearly evident effort to humiliate himself before them, for whatever reason.

Having literally gone out of his way to create this problem for himself, Mr. Weiner, a hypocritical politician, just like the pigs, the clergy and most everyone else caught these days with their grubby hand in the cookie jar, upon discovery, immediately decided to switch, full power, into "liar" mode. He did this in a pathetic attempt to cover his lying, perverted ass, first acknowledging that the depictions could in fact be his person in a state of undress. Shortly afterward he admitted the photos were indeed depictions of his person, and that said photos had been "hacked" from his twitter account by someone intent on harming him politically. Though this could have been possible, the big question is: WHY IN THE LIVING FUCK DID THIS IDIOTIC KIKE PHOTOGRAPH HIMSELF IN SUCH A COMPROMISING FASHION IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND THEN UPLOAD THEM?

As of this writing, yet another photograph has appeared, courtesy of Mr. Andrew Breitbart of http://www.breitbart.com/ specifically, that of Anthony Weiner's uncovered schvantz, whether his sex organ is flaccid or erect is unknown to me. I have absolutely no desire to view such a photo, and have gone out of my way to avoid doing so; it was bad enough to see his "lesser" depictions. You see, I already know what dicks look like, flaccid or stiff, due to having one myself, and much prefer to ogle cunts for whatever reason, that is when I find myself inclined to do so. Back to Herr Weiner, I candidly wager this guy is some sort of sexually arrested, bashful masturbator; considering that the perverted clown didn't get married until he was 45 fucking years old.

Just ask yourself these pointed questions with regard to the above-described deviate: 

A) Why would anyone of sound mind desire to photograph and present for other's perusal, his or her own genitalia, aroused or unaroused? 

B) What was the ultimate purpose behind such an action, other than deliberate, well considered, self-destruction? 

C) Was it done in a pathetic attempt to facilitate an illicit sexual encounter? 

D) What was Weiner attempting to prove, if anything? 

E) Was it a warped method of eliciting pity for a wretched, self-abusing pervert with too much time on his hands?

F) Rather kinky of him, don't ya think?

At this point the story gets even better - it turns out this lewd, unrepentant, sexual pervert, Mr. Anthony Weiner, happens to be married to a paki dame named Huma Mahmood Abedin, who is a shitkicking Moslem to boot. Yeah, you read it correctly folks, a perverted sheenie is MARRIED to a shitkicker Allah worshiping raghead, who works at the US State Department as an assistant of some sort to Hilary Clinton, yet another crooked, hypocritical politician of questionable character. I always thought "Bridget Loves Bernie" was an impossible scenario, but this one takes the fucking cake - in spades! Further, according to the media, Ms. Abedin has been knocked up by her silly, perverted hebe husband Weiner, a twisted creature who delights in exposing himself, unsolicited, to female strangers via the Internet. What's next for this guy - to be caught prowling around powder room entrances wearing nothing but navy oxfords and a goddamn trenchcoat? I mean, for Christ's sake, Bill Clinton, Barney Fag, Newt Gingrich, Fairy Craig, Mark Foley, Rudy Giuliani and John Edwards are bad enough; we don't need any more of this!

Anyway, after viewing several depictions of Ms. Abedin, I can almost understand as to why Weiner felt compelled to go trolling for some strange twat, though the fashion in which he did is, shall I say, rather unusual. Not as bad as Ted Bundy's or John Hinckley's methods of approaching females mind you, but bad nevertheless. That noted, Abedin is a rather homely female; her boss, Hilary Clinton, is a wrinkled old bag and still comes across as more attractive than Abedin ever could be, even as the ancient crone that she is. Honestly folks, I've seen better heads on glasses of beer, and better bodies on old Studebakers.

Now don't for one goddamned moment be a fucking prejudicial bigot and think that I view all paki twats as ugly hags; Benazir Bhutto in her prime was a living doll, that is until she was slaughtered by her peaceful Moslem brethren over in Pakistan. Strange thing is, as far as hairless simian humanoid males go, Anthony Weiner is an average looking dude, relatively young, and he could have done a much better job in acquiring a steady sex partner, e.g., broads like Sarah Silverman or Alicia Silverstone would have been much better choices, and both are cute, kosher kikettes as well. I can't say for anyone else, but I'd fuck either of them in a minute, but they'd say no and spoil it all, just like Christine O'Donnell would. On a tangent, I sit here idly wondering what Weiner's mother thinks about this ridiculous debacle, assuming she is still alive. You know, Oy vey and all that shit.

Moving on, get this people - just about all the other posturing, crooked hypocrites infesting the halls of Congress have decided to condemn silly Representative Weiner, even asking for him to resign, penis and all, to make themselves appear so moraled and exemplary before the stupid, slack jawed drones comprising most of the brain-dead American electorate. I haven't the slightest idea as to why they are doing that, considering every one of those smoothtalking bastards probably has more dirty laundry in their closets than Weiner ever could - he's just a common, run-of-the-mill sexual pervert, juxtaposed against a contemptible cadre of vicious, overpaid, amoral gangsters that would make Bugsy Siegel or Dutch Schultz cringe in palpable terror.

Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY), for his part, has now admitted before the entire goddamn planet that he is a barefaced, motherfucking liar, a laughable, childish pervert, and most of all, a blithering crybaby, just like tearful John Boehner, Glenn Beck, and a host of other girly-men passing for males these days are. Tell me people, where in hell have the real men gone? 


You know exactly what I mean, real American men like TR, John "Black Jack" Pershing, FDR, Bull Halsey, George Patton, Douglas MacArthur, Curtis LeMay, Harry S. Truman, or fucking JFK. I swear, FDR was a motherfucking cripple and he was more of a man than Weiner could EVER BE in ten goddamned lifetimes. I must grudgingly admit that I have more respect for dead assholes like whore-mongering pig Edward "the drunk" Kennedy, or doddering Robert "klansman" Byrd than I ever could for the current crop of despicable faggots occupying "leadership" positions these days, and I have little respect or none at all for the likes of Ted Kennedy or Robert Byrd. Just look at sissies like "general" David Petraeus, who bows down and licks Moslem asshole at the drop of a hat. 


What can I say - phony, conniving bastards like the "men" of today make me want to fucking puke, and I'm just an old, sludge drinking nobody. 


In closing this piece, my cold heart of basalt pumps piss for this clown Anthony Weiner - whatever the hell happens to him, from being thrown out of Congress for being an utter fucking idiot to him blowing his own head off with a goddamn shotgun in his garage, will make no difference to me whatsoever, other than perhaps chuckling to myself upon hearing the hilarious news.

Regards,

Conway

Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Politician

Greetings, your friend Conway is here, again presenting selected news items for the reader, complete with foul mouthed, insensitive, epithet strewn, jaded commentary; this and other terse screeds posted between eating, sleeping, taking the occasional piss or shit, driving around in my beat up old junker, and of course, trading the bourses.

No sooner do I identify that megalomaniacal moolie interloper in the White House as a closet atheist, when along comes none other than the goddamned Christian Science Monitor, a ridiculous rag parading a saccharine, servile article describing jackanapes Obama as a "Christian man of faith". Yeah, and I'm the fucking Pontifex Maximus at the Temple of Jupiter in Rome; pardon me while I barf in a baptismal font. In the above depicted photograph, President Barack Hussein Obama is pictured, his head bowed in feigned humility, standing among to the most loathsome coterie of unabashed fucking hypocrites assembled in the last 50 goddamned years. Honky Joseph Biden stands next to the head jig, head bowed, Biden a man so utterly brain-dead that his supposed Christianity doesn't surprise me in the least, considering he has perhaps three fully functioning brain cells in his entire goddamned skull. The next humanoid male in this line of scoundrels is a libidinous ex-President who needs no introduction, as if the word-twisting, stiff-pricked whitey whore monger William J. Clinton or his erstwhile cunt wife Hillary are exemplars of Christianity - wait just a goddamned minute, perhaps they actually are Christians, considering the scores of "Christians" I've had the misfortune of meeting in my travels. Untold times my ancient ears have endured hearing the idiotic, self serving, hypocritical statement that Christians are "not perfect, just forgiven", which seems to give them license to behave like the most revolting pieces of shit since Gaius Caligula. Apparently, for those Christians professing such annoying, obtuse tripe, Jesus Christ, their alleged Savior, is little more than a gullible, supernatural sucker who falls for most fucking anything, endlessly "forgiving" them at their request for lying, stealing, cheating, pillaging, raping, plundering, murdering and - Christ only knows what else.

I'll say this, if Jesus Christ is anything other than the inane figment of fertile imaginations (which I absolutely believe he is), at least I'm going straight to the bowels of hell with my eyes wide open. That's more than I can say for "Christians" such as those I've met, along with the pew bound line of vile hypocrites illustrated in the photo, I imagine they'll spend eternity with flames licking their asses, asking themselves "why", probably while I sit back and laugh at them.

Go ahead, read and see the spectacle for yourself, here's a link, complete with a slideshow, for this nauseating, contrived drivel - syrup of ipecac is not as effective as this horseshit: http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/The-Vote/2011/0203/Obama-s-prayers-charity-humility-and-longer-skirts-for-Malia

Obama a Christian? Don't make me laugh, Obama wouldn't make a good bump on even Elmer Gantry's charlatan ass; he has clearly stated that he supports the idea of a "woman's right to choose", i.e., abortion, which, discarding all of the semantical legalistic rhetoric and modified definition, is in fact infanticide, plain and simple. I don't give a good goddamn if they decide to call a human fetus a motherfucking platypus, it is still human life, and destroying human life is in fact murder. At least it was murder until clever, word-twisting rhetoricians promulgated the obtuse idea that human fetuses are not in fact human, or are "not alive", together with other such euphemistic mendaciousness which effectively serve to disguise the stark reality of abortion as the premeditated murder it is. That said, I'm not going to go through the bother of citing dogmatic horseshit as is presented in the Bible, look it all up for yourself in Exodus and Leviticus if you like, but for people to claim they are Christians, and then for such claimants to support cocksuckers, cunt licking dykes, and to support and sanction the slaughter of the unborn, makes them utter fucking hypocrites, period. The word hypocrite is indeed an apt description for those individuals who piously profess one idea and then commit an act in absolute contradiction of what they profess to believe - really, what the fuck should people like Barack Obama be called, "morally challenged"?

Anyway, the latest staged perfidy with regard to Obama's supposed "faith", is only more blatant Goebbelsian propaganda meant for slack jawed American drone consumption - I don't think they seriously expect anyone with any semblance of intelligence to believe that Obama is anything other than a smooth talking, pragmatic atheist with a flair for convincing, though cunningly contrived, piety. The Christian Science Monitor states this vile, hypocritical hottentot prays to his god - and what god is that, pray tell, perhaps Moloch? Are they trying to be serious or is their article actually meant to be satire? Further, it is said in the piece that he and his wife find it "difficult" when others question their "faith". Well isn't that tough shit; I won't even hazard a guess at his wife's beliefs, or the lack thereof, should that be the case, but Barack Obama, who claims to be a Christian, is definitely wanting, especially when it comes to the Bible he claims to believe in. Jesus Christ, alleged Savior of believing Christians and central figure of the New Testament, said, "You will know them by their fruits". Hey, I didn't say it; Barack Obama's supposed god Jesus said it in the Gospel of Matthew!

Really people, those humanoids calling themselves Christians, according to their Bible, are not supposed to support or engage in the practices of homosexuality, neither are they supposed to support or engage in infanticide. Whether the ideas of or the practicing of homosexuality or infanticide are "right" or "wrong" is not the issue here. Determinations regarding either are left to any given individual, weighing the issues and making value judgments, should they deem them as necessary. Moreover, Christians are not supposed to lie either, like "Christian" Barack Obama constantly does, neither are they supposed to commit acts of adultery, as "Christian" William J. Clinton has with numerous sluts, violating his "sacred oath" of marriage to his lawfully wedded spouse, Hillary Clinton. 

As far as my value judgments are concerned, I have no religious beliefs whatsoever, and I don't give a shit if Clinton fucks around on his wife and builds himself a harem, complete with scimitar wielding, baldheaded eunuchs. I also couldn't care less if queers elect to blow and lick each other's genitals raw, and, as I have written before, women who procure abortions are unfit mothers anyway. Though firmly opposed to the idea of the deliberate killing of the unborn, I honestly feel such women are doing their slaughtered brats a favor by not forcing them to endure the disgusting presence of such a vile progenitor.

Expounding on abortion, as stated many times before, I personally view slaughtering the unborn as murder, period, even though I would do absolutely nothing to limit the practice of first-trimester infanticide, which is what abortion really is, nor would I ban the employment of abortion inducing drugs like RU-486. Further, as a public service, I can even tell any pregnant woman reading this, who desires to kill their unborn child, how to do it effectively without the need of costly, messy abortionists like Kermit Gosnell, and without having to endure the vexing embarrassment of purchasing an eyebrow raising prescription from the local fucking Walgreens. That said, an extended session of jumping jacks, or a long, hard jog while wolfing down multiple stalks of celery can do an admirable job of dispatching an annoying unborn brat, especially in the first trimester. So can a rigorous regimen of sit ups, followed by a nice, soothing, really hot bath. Employing either method, a short time later, presto, a few abdominal cramps, some blood on the floor and an ugly clot, floating in a commode, reminiscent of a red turd crapped out during a bad bout of bleeding hemorrhoids. One flush and it's all over with, and just think of the substantial savings. These suggestions also work rather well for second or even third trimester "pregnancy terminations" too, though with later gestation times, do-it-yourself abortion turns into a rather messy and often painful affair. A few stiff shots of cheap 80 proof booze, or a friend's leftover painkillers from a past toothache should serve to dull the pain somewhat. In addition, the disposal of a larger dead brat's carcass can prove labor intensive, and perhaps even "offensive" to some, but what the hell, that's the way life is, cold reality sucks. Anyway, once you're sober, clean up any blood, stuff the dead kid into a trash bag and then heave it in a dirty old garbage can, or perhaps a dumpster, just like abortion clinics often do. Incidentally, for those fainthearted, pro-abortion progressives reading this, appalled by my helpful suggestions, they are nothing new and are freely available elsewhere on the Internet - even free, complete, downloadable instruction manuals for the reluctant mother-to-be.

You see, even I realize some broads just aren't cut out to be mothers, and if some slut wants to slaughter her developing brat in the first trimester, go ahead, it doesn't involve me; they can even try the free, do it yourself methods described above. However, as with everything, I submit that assisted, elective abortion does have its limits, and any broad who can't make up her silly goddamned mind by that time should simply bear the brat and make it a ward of the state if they don't want the finished product of their steamy copulation session.

Returning to queers for a moment, I really don't give a shit what they do, unless they attempt to involve me in their uh, shall I say, unorthodox sexual proclivities. I also don't think queers should be able to get "married" either, though I am not completely against the idea of "civil union" proceedings for those individuals of the same sex desiring to do so, my view based on laws and civil procedures going at least as far back as the Roman Empire.

Enough of that, I now present for the reader yet another blatant example of American legalistic hypocrisy, for the reader to peruse and become acquainted with at this link:

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2011-01-27/news/cops-vs-cameras-filming-cops-illegal/

Isn't that nice? Jackbooted pigs are now cleverly protected by their bosses, that is, power mad, corrupt politicians, by using past laws that were never even intended to be applied in such a fashion, together with new laws designed to make pigs virtually immune from public scrutiny, no matter what they do. The Nazi Gestapo of Heinrich Himmler also had such protections and immunities, why am I not surprised? Disguised as statutes to prevent "interfering with the police performing their duties", such draconian laws are being introduced, passed and promulgated to keep the people from recording constantly occurring embarrassing incidents like the Rodney King affair, and nothing more. Such laws also make it much easier for pigs to lie in court, as they often do; you know, with the defendant having no record of the incident for shysters to employ as a defense to counter the pig's duly sworn lies.

Don't believe any of my words; use your damn head and look up on the fucking Internet at what the pigs do to people, some of it recorded by special cameras mounted in their own "pig cruisers". I personally watched in court long ago, when duly sworn pigs, after placing their right hands in the air with their left hands on a Bible, proceed to lie through their fucking teeth to an incredulous judge, earnestly trying to convince him that since I, Conway, had been found with money on my person, I was in fact a "drug dealer", and probably even a drug "kingpin", according to one jackbooted, frowning pig who glared at me from the stand. Strange thing was - my automobile was thoroughly searched by the pigs, and no drugs, not even one fucking aspirin tablet, were found, though they did steal an entire box of tools from the trunk of my car, apparently in the name of the law or something like that. I was later told that there was no toolbox in my trunk, as my shyster tugged at my shoulder, motioning for me to leave. The fact that I am here to relate this travesty to the reader is proof of the unfoundedness and total maliciousness of the charges, brought by power mad pigs without one goddamned shred of proof. Further, the judge angrily dismissed the case in the middle of the proceedings with a sharp smack of his gavel - even as one pig was still running his fat mouth about giving "lawful orders", the judge having to tell him, literally, to shut up.

Yes reader, I will repeatedly refer to this life changing incident, many more times, within other diatribes regarding the pigs and their unbridled abuse of power, like one recent night when a tightlipped young pig ridiculously claimed that the rusted out, beat up, worthless old piece of shit wreck that I drive around in was a "stolen vehicle". I will also continue my concerted effort to reiterate that every time one of those arrogant, smart-mouthed, jackbooted nazi swine catches a bullet in their head and dies from massive brain damage, I laugh like a goddamned jackal.

Regards,

Conway