Tuesday, January 11, 2011

NEWSFLASH! Uncle Fester Shoots Congresswoman


In the continuing saga of abject insanity now occurring with alarming regularity in what is left of the United States, it has now been revealed that none other than Uncle Fester, his disembodied spirit having taken over the mortal body of Jared Lee Loughner, is indeed the man responsible for putting a hole in the head of Gabrielle Giffords. Fester/Loughner, now in custody of jackbooted pigs, shot Ms. Giffords through her noggin at 10:00 AM Saturday, along with killing six other hapless simians while blundering around a Safeway parking lot in Tucson, Arizona. Mr. Gomez Addams, speaking for members of the Addams Family, said, "We always knew Fester was sort of fucked up, we just didn't realize how fucked up - cousin Itt warned us about him for years."

All humor aside, the preceding paragraph makes just about as much fucking sense as what far left liberals are shrieking - that Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and perhaps even the ghost of Emperor Nero are responsible, and thus complicit in the carnage accomplished by a lone fucking nut named Jared Loughner. Again I ask, where is the motherfucking responsibility here? Loughner alone made the arrogant, zealous decision to start shooting and killing people. Considering that he self-identified as left wing and liberal, it is obtuse to blame conservatives, right wingers and what have you for his draconian actions. That said, the same Goebbelsian propagandists who continually bleat that Islam is a religion of peace and that the Koran does not contain commands to murder infidels are now doing an instant about face with regard to Loughner, stating that "offensive" right wing rhetoric or propaganda is responsible for the actions of an obviously deranged fucking maniac who killed six people and wounded over a dozen others.

One cannot have it both ways, or perhaps, here in the US insane asylum, they can; I have stated before that the loonies running this place, along with their paid talking heads, seem to have some sort of death wish, evidently wishing for all to be slaughtered by fanatical Moslem maniacs in the name of shitkicker Allah, while those who oppose their self-destructive desires are derided as "intolerant", "mean spirited" and "racist". The same goes for the idiotic linkage being employed in a pathetic attempt to connect a maladjusted, friendless loner and murderer to right wingers, tea partiers, militias, or what the hell ever. It makes no fucking sense at all to a critically thinking observer, but then again, critical thinking does not seem to be in the program of those of the radical left, or to be absolutely fair, the radical right.

Now don't be a goddamned, prejudicial fucking bigot and think I am at all defending any right wing commentators or pundits, especially since I don't bother listening to their plainly slanted right wing viewpoints any more than I listen to the likes of blatant left wing propagandists like four-eyed Keith Olbermann or Obama sycophant Chris Matthews. They, to an individual, are ALL determined, focused assholes with an agenda, the agenda being the clumsy attempt to tell me what to fucking THINK. I take the time between trading the bourses to study current events and I explore both sides of any issue, and then make my own determinations without the "help" of overpaid Goebbelsian rhetoricians. Anyone who has read my other diatribes should already be aware that I have no use for the fucking media or politicians at all, left or right, and that I think Sarah Palin is an overexposed attention whore who is truthfully about as useless as tits on a goddamned boar. Glenn Beck is no better; he's nothing but a whining, phony crybaby who makes about as much fucking sense as two oblivious fools engaged in a fist fight while a house burns down around them. Rush Limbaugh is an arrogant, overpaid, deaf as a post, loudmouthed clown, not to mention all of the other verbalizing cocksuckers of any stripe, such as the left wing hooknosed sheenie Al Franken or that dogfaced, toothy cunt Randi Rhodes. The entire aforementioned group, whether left or right leaning, doesn't really give a shit about anything other than their bank accounts, entertaining people with shrill rhetoric while making truckloads of money off this idiotic, Balkanized, dissolving farce calling itself America. As for Emperor Nero, he's been dead since 68CE, so I seriously doubt he has anything to do with this mess, other than to illustrate for the reader of what a typical, garden variety politician actually IS.

The head simian running this bankrupt dump, the narcissistic eightball, President Barack H. Obama, said, "Obviously, all of us are still grieving and in shock from the tragedy that took place." Really? Kindly speak for yourself you arrogant nigger. I couldn't care less what happens to Gabrielle Giffords, or any of the other hapless fucks that were blown away by Loughner. I wasn't there, I don't and never did know any of those clowns, I didn't cause Loughner to kill anyone, and I don't give one shit if they take Loughner out and crucify his malevolent ass, or perhaps roast him alive on a spit with broadcasts and commentary carried over pay-per-view television. This idiotic fiasco has nothing to do with me personally, other than my being inundated with constant news reports and I am not afraid to say that I DON'T CARE about the fate of any of them, at all. However, in the sense of fairness and giving credit where it is due, one small, lucid remark made by the megalomaniacal moolie in the White House actually made sense, he calling Loughner's killing spree "mindless violence". I concede without prejudice that Mr. Obama is absolutely correct in this particular instance, which simply proves, once again, that even broken clocks are correct twice a day. I submit he should have said only that, which would at least have given him the appearance of intelligence, and dispensed with the quasi-empathical, contrived bullshit with regards to Giffords and company.

Another soft palmed, cap toothed, overpaid elected crook, crybaby Speaker of the House, Republican John Boehner, had this syrupy horseshit to say: "...On this Sabbath day, that we keep Gabby and her staff in our thoughts and prayers...Public service is a high honor, but these tragic events remind us that all of us in our roles in service to our fellow citizens comes with a risk. This inhuman act should not, and will not, deter us from our calling to represent our constituents and to fulfill our oaths of office. No act, no matter how heinous, must be allowed to stop us from our duty."

I cannot believe this contrived, verbal excrement; public service he says? I think I want to vomit. Mr. Boehner and all the rest of those arrogant bastards in Congress are little more than greedy, lying cutthroats only out to serve THEMSELVES, not the PUBLIC, like a cadre of fat hogs posturing for position at a goddamned trough, filling their pockets with taxpayer dollars while fucking the average American citizen in spades. Calling? He must be kidding me; yeah sure, they're called all right, called to make fistfuls of cash though sweet backroom deals, called to get secret payoffs and conduct LEGAL insider trading, the latter denied to the rest of the lowly citizens of this dying nation. Just ask fucking Martha Stewart or Michael Milken if you doubt my veracity on that issue. Further, Mr. Boehner, take your god, you blatant hypocrite, and shove him up your ass sideways, don't even try to speak for me or anyone else - I wager you don't believe that patently unbelievable shit any more than I do. Further, anyone having an even partially functioning brain knows that politicians of any stripe worship only one god: POWER.

Back to Loughner, the malevolent, smiling, left wing marxist, right wing nazi, flaming anarchist, or whatever he really is, if anything other than a psychotic, murderous bastard. At his arraignment, the Magistrate Judge of Pima County, a Lawrence Anderson, said what must be the fucking understatement of the decade - "Mr. Loughner is a danger to the community." No fucking shit; I wonder how much brainpower that robed, adjudicating jackass had to employ to arrive at that obvious conclusion; stating the obvious seems to be the hallmark of a dying society.

Regardless of the obviously anarchic, literally Satanic bent of Mr. Loughner, nearly everyone of the far left are resorting to the most cunning subterfuge I have ever witnessed in their determined effort to silence those who oppose them. Like ghouls, they ignore the horrific maimings and stench of death all around them, and are capitalizing on an already atrocious situation and making it even worse, calling for limits on political speech, even more gun control, and are even calling for "investigations" of alleged "racist" or "separatist" groups that don't have one goddamned, motherfucking thing to do with Jared Lee Loughner or his actions. Indeed, liberals are using the slaughter of innocents by a lone maniac to further their agenda of absolute CONTROL, which must first begin with the silencing of those who dissent from their zealous, arrogant, one size fits all, intrusive, socialist, fucking nanny state worldview.

Enough, I have to check the bourses; gold's been in the shitter for days and oil is down as well. Commodities and the trading thereof are much more important than a crazy cracker gunman or a posturing political kikette getting her head blown off. Really, if Gabrielle Giffords had simply stuck with working for Price Waterhouse and hadn't been so obsessed with the trappings of power, perhaps she wouldn't have had her skull ventilated by a fucking gun wielding, maniac loser.

Regards,

Conway

1 comment:

  1. Well said. I couldn't give one fuck of a shit about an America destroying 'rat cunt getting shot in the fucking head. Only a dumb broad could survive such trauma anyway.

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