IN THE SPOTLIGHT: Anders Behring Breivik

Hello, your friend Conway is here again, providing news and commentary for the reader, employing my usual foul-mouthed, insensitive, epithet strewn fashion, guaranteed to offend all politically correct, hand-wringing secular puritans and loony religious fanatics of every stripe across the entire goddamned globe. Any regular reader (all two of them, that is) already knows that I pull no punches; I don't give a fuck if I offend anyone, and I don’t give a good goddamn what anyone thinks of me. I never did care really, but that’s another story.

So, here goes, my commentary on the latest anomalous flotsam drifting across the luminiferous ethers that comprise so many sectors of the Internet these days.

On 22 July of this year, a fucked up 32 year old Norwegian clown, a deranged blond honky olaf prick named Anders Behring Breivik, decided to bump off 77 people, most of them of his own countrymen, using bombs and guns, as he hated Moslem immigration and “multiculturism”. Yes, you read it correctly; rather than attacking the source of the problem, i.e., swarthy, savage Moslem shitkickers infesting Norway, Breivik decided to slaughter a herd of hapless whiteys, many of them little more than brainwashed, tolerant Norwegian cracker punks, who bleated whatever rhetoric their parents told them to bleat. It reminds me of old “Radio Free Europe” TV ads from the sixties - depicting teenagers regurgitating trite, oxymoronic, Goebbelsian lies like “Islam is peace” and all that crap.

After perusing the list of victims, it seems that Breivik did manage to slaughter four or five swarthy, imported interlopers with an agenda, who didn’t even belong in Norway, but that fact in no way excuses his senseless killings of 72 apparently indigenous Norwegians. Go ahead, call me a racist if you like, and then tell me that fucking pink-skinned limeys, russkis or stupid polocks belong with the ragheaded, fanatical sandniggers of Saudi Arabia. Better yet, tell me that blubber munching Aleutian Eskimos belong with drunken aboriginals in Australia, or that japs belong with jenkem-sniffing eightballs in Zimbabwe. Like it or not, it is a fact of evolution that disparate subspecies of of animals, including the varieties of those talking simians calling themselves man, show antipathy toward each other, blame fucking Charles Darwin if you like, not me.

Anyway, sending silly brainwashed whiteys to their graves by the truckload, Breivik allegedly initiated this carnage to express his displeasure at being surrounded by shitskinned foreign interlopers who absolutely refuse to assimilate into Norwegian culture. You see, Moslems wish to turn Norway and every other European nation they can subvert into oppressive Sharia hellholes; they feel they’re so much better and pious than the terrible infidel Norwegians they have invaded. Conversely, rather than annoying pasty-faced European infidels, why don’t swarthy Moslems stay in their respective countries, and make things better there, creating the very first “Sharia utopia” as an example for the rest of us? Why won’t they do that, rather then blundering into other nations like glorified squatters, arrogantly telling others what to do once they arrive there?

The answers are quite simple:

1) Those individuals that leave backward, arid, third world tyrannies in the Middle East are usually opportunistic COWARDS, looking to drain blood like vampires from any nation that is stupid enough to give them aid and succor. Just look at "Great" Britain, infested with polygamous ragheads having three wives and fifteen children, sitting on their asses as "refugees", living off the taxpayers, courtesy of the Crown. Arrogant, condescending whiteys think they are noble, kind and compassionate, but they are truly stupid creatures, giving aid and comfort to their sworn enemies - any race that refuses to defend itself DESERVES to perish. 

2) Moslems, due to intense Koranic inculcation at the hands of their progenitors, are compelled from birth to be annoying, utterly intransigent asshole know-it-alls with regard to their obtuse religious superstition. They are further compelled to proselytize their Koranic drivel to all they encounter, telling those who do not believe their obtuse fairy tales that they should be killed. I should fucking know - years ago, a Moslem shitkicker named “Mohammed” (why are they ALL named Mohammed?) sternly informed me that I should be killed for not embracing ridiculous bullshit like Islam, which makes Lewis Carroll’s “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” seem believable by comparison.

Shitkicking Moslems do this in the name of their despicable desert god, the invisible, impotent shitkicker, Allah, and a dead epileptic pedophile from 1,400 years ago, their “prophet”, the deranged shitkicker Mohammed. Shitkicker Mohammed was the illiterate Bedouin moron who babbled out a tome of death called the Koran between epileptic fits. Frothing at the mouth like a rabid dog, shitkicker Mohammed’s incoherent shrieks were dutifully written down by literate Bedouin morons who took his insane, repetitive, convulsant utterances as some sort of fucking gospel.

Anyway, while Breivik’s draconian and misdirected actions make no sense at all to critical thinkers, I suppose they made sense to him, which is what counts in this debacle, as he is the alleged bomber and triggerman. Why he decided to slaughter mostly his own countrymen is unclear on the surface, but when one thinks a little deeper it becomes readily apparent as to why this “lone nut” and “extremist” decided to attack peaceful Norwegians, and not “peaceful” Moslem interlopers that do not belong in Norway at all. First, one must realize that amoral, elected criminals run all nations; it is the very nature of those mostly hairless, hypocritical talking simians called man, of whatever color.

Therein lies the rub – the despotic, elected gangsters running Western Europe realize that their native population demographics are in the shitter, due to greedy, guilt-ridden honkys committing collective suicide by not reproducing. Therefore, the amoral elected gangsters, out only for themselves and now desperate to keep themselves in power at ANY cost, following the idiotic Goebbelsian lie of “all men are created equal”, believe they can turn savage, emotional, superstitious, desert-dwelling sandniggers into Norwegians, or as the case may be, limeys, frogs, blockheads, or krauts.

Thinking further, one must realize that elected crooks will do absolutely ANYTHING to further their agenda – that is, staying in power, and if they have to resort to slaughtering their own to accomplish that, so be it - remember, “The enemy has no face”. This clown Anders Breivik talks the talk, sure, that of a “right wing radical”, but doesn't walk the walk; instead, he kills his own fucking countrymen for no LOGICAL REASON. I candidly wager he was literally PROGRAMMED by the elected gangsters to do exactly the opposite of what would be expected from a “right wing radical”.

I further submit this seemingly false flag operation was initiated to discredit those opposed to their policies; Hermann Goering couldn’t have done a better job. Such a cunning measure could also facilitate the herding of the slackjawed drones into the open arms of a government of monsters that couldn’t care less who dies, as long as they can stay in power and milk their imported sandniggers for taxes to fund their ultimate agenda – absolute Orwellian CONTROL of everyone.

That IS the agenda of the soft-palmed elected criminals, but, they, like fools, don’t realize the incredible “diversity” of the human psyche, especially when conditioned from birth by those holding another worldview, especially a superstitious worldview. Take the Moslem cavemen infesting Europe for example; they truly believe that a human construct called Allah runs this chaotic and meaningless universe, and that a joker named Mohammed had some sort of direct connection to the impotent specter, Allah. Further, they believe that his incoherent, disjointed babblings, as recorded in the Koran, are the very words of their own delusional creation, Allah.

Yeah, it sounds fucking ridiculous, but that is exactly what over 1 billion talking simians believe – that a thing dubbed Allah is some sort of god. Belief is not fact, but try convincing a wild-eyed, bomb carrying, 34 year old virgin that his belief system, as told to him by his parents, is a crock of shit – such an argument will get you nowhere, and is as useless as pissing into the fucking wind.

That’s the problem with “diversity” which the elected gangsters claim to embrace and promote, as long as that “diversity” is coupled with blind obedience from the host population, to the point where they are not allowed to disagree, even while watching their own daughters being raped and murdered by roving hordes of goddamned interloping Moslem savages. I hear all sorts of bullshit coming out of these detached cocksuckers about “tolerance” and “compassion”, but I don’t see one iota of tolerance or compassion coming from those bloodthirsty Saracen bastards the elected gangsters have imported. The Romans believed that compassion is a vice, and so do I, and to have compassion on one's enemies is absolute foolhardiness. Eventually, in perhaps only a few generations, the swarthy Mohammedan interlopers will out-breed the gutless, pasty-faced indigenous population, the stupid, compassionate honkys of Europe, and will supplant them. Then they will slaughter the very elected gangsters who helped them to destroy Europe, in the name of Allah, of course. I cannot say that they won't deserve death at the hands of their enemies, and if I were there, I would laugh at them as they were being slaughtered - like the goddamned fools that they ARE.

Enough of this diatribe; if I hurt anyone’s little itty bitty feelings, too fucking bad – I didn’t ask you to come here, and don't let the goddamn door hit you in the ass as you leave.

Regards,

Conway

NEWSFLASH: Silly Ragheads Slaughtering Each Other by the Truckload

Greetings and felicitations; Conway here, always sure to offend someone with my heartless, foul mouthed, blasphemous, epithet laced observations, this time directed at those indigenous inhabitants occupying the Middle East, referred to by many folks as camel jockeys, musselmen, ragheads, Mohammedans or generically identified by the all encompassing term, sandniggers.

To state that I do not care about the ragheaded Moslem pricks infesting the Middle East is the understatement of the goddamned century, at least to the point of my not caring if they kill each other, down to the last angry, childish, fanatical fucking bastard. In fact, I applaud and further encourage all devoted Moslem believers across the Islamic world to continue in killing each other, in every possible way that they can, like they are currently doing in Libya. You see, I've grown rather weary of watching fanatical Moslems running about unfettered, murdering hapless kikes, whiteys, niggers and even the occasional gook in the name of their non-existent shitkicker god, Allah, and I much prefer that they instead slaughter each other in their own nations. In the midst of this amusing carnage, the Moslem god, shitkicker Allah, apparently reigns from his undetectable and invisible abode, a laughable phantasm which in reality is nothing but an imaginary, tyrannical deity hallucinated by the deranged mind of a power mad 7th century Bedouin with an agenda of conquest - an illiterate, murderous, epileptic child molester, named Mohammed.

Shitkicker Mohammed, who evidently babbled out his silly Koran tome of death between killing, raping and having epileptic fits, is revered by his fellow ragheads, e.g., those of the Sunni, Shia, Sufi and Druze sects, as the founder of Islam. Moslems continually repeat that Islam is a religion of peace, or perhaps pieces, that determination of course depending on whether one is considered an "infidel" by other devoted followers of Islam, provided they are all of the same sect, otherwise, they kill each other for not believing in the right version of Islam. When no one else is available for the faithful to destroy, Moslems, even of the same sect, often resort to killing each other, perhaps to sate and glorify their invisible, impotent, defenseless desert god of death and destruction. Hey, don't blame me people - I didn't invent shitkicker god Allah or fucking Islam, shitkicker Mohammed did, killing anyone who disagreed with his epilepsy induced delusions, setting a fine example for future generations of deluded fools to follow.

Like many simian humanoids, Moslems exemplify the phenomenon of "herd mentality", albeit on steroids, meaning that if any given individual in their midst disagrees with their collective worldview, those in disagreement can be and are in fact killed for disagreeing with the herd. With vexing "infidels" eliminated as necessary, what results is a sterile, homogeneous, backward society bereft of individual thought, a hivelike collective composed of deluded, superstitious, dunderheaded drones on constant watch for dissenting misfits, who are identified as "infidels" and then annihilated by the herd as "blasphemers". I swear to Christ, Locutus of Borg couldn't do a better job of forced assimilation than the goddamned Moslems do, even if he tried for a thousand fucking years. 

That fact of peaceful Islam noted; I find that superstitious people nauseate me to the core, making me want to vomit in their presence. That especially goes for the feckless followers of shitkicker Allah; North Africa and the Middle East are teeming with delusional, angry, ragheaded 35 year old virgins who refuse to stay in their own backward nations, keeping their inane, parochial outlooks in their own backyards, so to speak. Alas, the delusional, miserable, woman-fearing freaks that they are, such children in men's bodies feel they have to migrate, proselytize and occasionally rape female "infidels" of the host nation, exporting their obtuse, nonsensical Koranic dogma to the rest of the globe. Once taking root far from their homeland, like an ever growing, metastatic cancer spreading over the earth, Moslem males piously and arrogantly espouse mythical fucking sophistry and utter intolerance that even an average kindergartener could refute effortlessly, while engrossed watching their favorite cartoon.

Conversely, this unfolding, hilarious debacle across the Middle East should prove to be very good indeed for commodities like oil and gold, not to mention silver, all of which are again increasing in value thanks to Libya's role as a major producer of petroleum, along with being in complete chaos due to angry, murderous, delusional sandniggers, mulling about killing one another for whatever reason. In addition, gold and silver are further appreciating in value thanks to their "safe haven" status, especially with many people around the globe realizing that holding intrinsically worthless fiat currencies or "investing" in securitized debt are quite possibly the very best ways to LOSE every fucking thing they have ever worked for.

Libya, located in northern Africa, is a pathetic nation populated by loony, emotionally retarded, hate-filled sandniggers, run by a 68 year old, weird looking, dark spectacled, tent dwelling Moslem tyrant named Moammar Gadhafi, or Muammar Khaddafi, or perhaps even Mu'ammar Qaddafi. Who the fuck knows how this despotic asshole's moniker is truly spelled, considering transliteration from Arabic script to Roman script is an inexact science at best. Ruling as the Libyan version of North Korea's "Dear Leader", Mu'ammar Al-Qadhafi is referred to by brown-nosing sycophants as "Colonel" Gaddhafy, Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution. It is doubtful that Ghaddafi is a real Colonel; perhaps he's a Kentucky Colonel like Harland Sanders was, but, regardless of that, Overlord Moamar is one mean motherfucker to be reckoned with - "brothers" like Khaddhafi are what the mythical Cain was to his murdered brother Abel. 

Anyway, shit for breath Qadhafy is a real piece of work, and doesn't take kindly to protesters fucking with him; the penalty for such an egregious offense is death, period. So, the Colonel's hired band of thugs, otherwise known as the Libyan Army, is "dispersing" crowds of dissenters using rather heavy-handed methods, most achieving what is desired by Quathafi - death of the protesters, who are labeled "rioters" and "terrorists" by Libyan media rhetoricians. Tactics include hurling live hand grenades at protesters, riddling them with slugs fired from Soviet era AKMs, mowing them down using anti-aircraft guns, and even employing military aircraft to drop bombs on them. It is plainly obvious that the Libyan army prefers to drive thumbtacks with sledgehammers, but it must be admitted their methods are an effective way of eliminating those dreadful protesters rioters terrorists.

Illustrated with accompanying color video, it is reported by various Goebbelsian talking heads in the United States that scores of idiotic, dead ragheads litter the streets of downtown Tripoli. Other footage shows graphic scenes of dismembered, unidentifiable cadavers lying about a blood-soaked sidewalk, probably thanks to fragmentation grenades or anti-aircraft guns - heads, arms, torsos, legs and guts strewn everywhere. Some of those antique Russian mini-howitzers fire exploding 23mm projectiles, when such artillery is unleashed on talking simians they are usually blown into pieces no larger than pork roasts offered at the local butcher shop. Look at it this way folks, Humpty Dumpty has a much better chance of being reassembled by the King's men than the bloody piles of human hamburger created by the Libyan Army have of even remotely being presented in serviceable condition to grieving relatives as the remains of their loved ones. Moreover, if not removed, carted away, and interred in slit trenches lined with quicklime, this deanimated human biomass could quickly become a health hazard, with swarms of blowflies and hordes of other vermin like rats feeding on the mangled, bloated, rotting carcasses of the protesters. 

Were I placed in charge of the Libyan sanitation corps by "Colonel" Muammar Qadaffi, I would send out teams of garbagemen wearing bio-hazard suits, equipping them with shovels and plastic buckets, together with employing a fleet of garbage trucks, pressed into service as convenient hearses to collect the slaughtered for disposal at a nearby landfill. Further, if consulted by the Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution, I would advise Moammar Qudhafi to intensify his carnage upon the disobedient, infidel terrorists, in the name of Allah, or possibly Mohammed, or maybe even freedom, or whatever came to me at the time, that is if I could keep myself from laughing like a capricious demon at the ridiculous, blood drenched slaughterhouse that Libya has become. After all, who gives a shit about Libya, other than Libyans. Moslems breed like goddamned rabbits anyway, and the world has more than enough delusional people already - just look at the malignantly narcissistic eightball living in the fucking White House.

Regards,

Conway

Egyptian FOOLS trade Terrible Despot Hosni Mubarak for MARTIAL LAW

Hello there.

It looks like the Egyptian protesters have collectively shot themselves in the foot, trading terrible Hosni Mubarak's Emergency law for the dreadful horrors of martial law, literally jumping headlong from the frying pan into the fire.

I don't think the flag waving, sign carrying, chanting throngs of Allah's delusional, shitkicking thugs expected that scenario to happen, did they? They, allegedly following shitkicker Allah's will, wanted to transform Egypt into a burka clad, Sharia hellhole, but as of now Egypt has been effortlessly converted into a hellhole of a different sort - a secular, military one, backed by scores of tanks, jets, and stern-faced soldiers bearing automatic rifles.

Oh well, things like that happen sometimes, you get what you wish for and then comes the heartbreaking reality of regret. You divorce your wife for the gorgeous tramp at the convenience store, who then, after pulling out her upper plate, tells you in a mumble she's a bipolar crackhead with AIDS. Or, you trade in your beat up old junker for a fucking shiny lemon that starts knocking and burning oil like a furnace within 3 days. Returning to the car lot in desperation, you find that old reliable has been flattened in the yawning maw of a car crusher; the dealer pointing his finger at you and laughing at the top of his lungs. You know exactly what I mean; the grass is always greener and all that rose-colored horseshit that is never true.

Across the planet, feckless, intellectually impaired, progressive idiots are celebrating the resignation of President Hosni Mubarak, claiming the breeze of "democracy" is spreading through the Middle East. Yeah, tell that absurd fairytale to the Egyptian Army junta, not to mention the fat, royal sandnigger hypocrites ruling nearby Saudi Arabia. These ragheaded "princes" swill beer, wine and liquor by the gallon, inhale platefuls of pork tenderloin, lobster and shrimp, and fuck harems of scantily clad whores by the wagonload - and no one says one goddamned word. Meanwhile, their Sharia law "religious police" ply the streets, imprisoning common subjects for making eyes or holding fucking hands, between lopping off the heads of adulterers, infidels and queers. How utterly nauseating; hypocrisy is indeed the most revolting trait among hairless simians of any race; as a species they seem to be turning it into a goddamned art form.

Anyway, Cairo's Tahrir Square is now completely devoid of people, thanks to the Egyptian Army employing time-honored tactics that Mr. Mubarak was loath to even threaten - the suspension of the Egyptian Constitution and the draconian imposition of martial law. I idly wonder what the narcissistic head porch monkey sitting in the White House thinks of that development, especially since martial law is, shall I say, rather different from democracy or even despotism, for that matter. You see, with martial law comes seemingly innocuous sounding actions like curfew orders, and violations of such curfews usually lead to summary executions. Summary executions are performed without the benefit of charges, jail cells, due process, adjudication, and other annoying legalistic trivialities; people are simply killed on the spot for violating whatever decree, even a decree where it is ordered for everyone to stand on one foot. The first clown who loses his balance winds up with a goddamned hole in his head, legally, courtesy of a stoic soldier wielding a Maadi AKM, enforcing good old martial law.

In the event the reader is unaware, situations like these have occurred for centuries, in practically every nation on Earth. Martial law has even occurred in the United States, under President Abraham Lincoln, the supposed hero of the Civil War who "saved" the Union, evidently so it could evolve into the bankrupt, criminal led, draconian police state shithole it has become. Old Honest Abe would spin in his grave like a fucking top if he knew what America has morphed into, that is if he weren't simply rotting away in a tomb like he has for the past 146 fucking years. Some delusional, softheaded fools may disagree with me, thinking that Lincoln is "looking down from heaven" on what is left of the United States. Well, if afterlife, not to mention justice, actually happens in this dark universe, judging from his actions when President, I doubt very seriously that Abe's looking down from anywhere; let alone heaven, more than likely, he's looking up at this debacle from the flaming bowels of hell. Who knows, with Lincoln's historically recorded lust for blood, destruction and death, perhaps he's actually enjoying the spectacle, seated beside the likes of William T. Sherman, Bloody Bill Quantrill and Jefferson Davis, their asses roasting forever on benches crafted from hot coals.

Vivid imagining aside, all of this simply proves there is no such thing as "rights" in a literal, concrete sense, god given or otherwise, regardless of the obtuse, propagandistic rhetoric coming from smooth talking political scoundrels. That's the way it is, when the shit really hits the fan, legalistic bullshit like rights, due process, constitutions and other meaningless sophistry go right out the motherfucking window, replaced by the raw, brute force power of martial law. Martial law is resorted to and used by governments to maintain their power only, and to achieve and maintain at least the semblance of order among the unwashed, lowly masses. Individuals who resent martial law, if still breathing, are labeled by approved Goebbelsian talking heads as "rioters", "looters", "haters" or even "terrorists". Such cunning, mendacious rhetoric is employed by those in power to promote fear and blind obedience among the rest of the populace. Whether individuals, their families, or entire towns are annihilated in the conflagration makes no fucking difference to politicians or military personnel - the hapless fucks ground up in the gears of martial law are simply dismissed by the ruling faction as collateral damage and nothing more, that is if they even bother to acknowledge the existences of those slaughtered. Governments of all kinds, even in the United States, can, do and will continue in resorting to these tactics, simply to maintain their authority and little else, killing anyone, regardless of innocence or guilt, perceived as a threat to them.

It seems, based on centuries of historical evidence, that violent revolution is, unfortunately, the only way to get rid of such self-serving, megalomanical bastards who will do anything, no matter how atrocious, to maintain their stranglehold on power. When revolutions succeed, one usually finds deposed dictators begging on their knees for mercy, tearfully telling all that they love their countrymen, and only resorted to committing atrocities in the name of god and country. After forcing their victims to hear such sickening, contrived harangues, they are usually killed; whether that actually proves anything is a matter of dispute, considering they are usually replaced by the same kind of individuals, having the same goals and achieving the same results. One only needs to look at the blood-drenched French and Bolshevik revolutions for proof of this assertion.

Does it surprise the reader that human beings truly have no rights at all? It shouldn't, if the reader is capable of critical thinking. Reading Hobbes' remarks on sovereignty can be quite revealing for those who wish to do so; I employ this simple syllogism to arrive at a logical conclusion:

A) First Premise: People have "inalienable" rights, i.e., under the United States Constitution, and supposedly by "god", whatever that is, was, or may be.

B) Second Premise: The United States Constitution is a document, i.e, sheets of old parchment written on by the hand of man; it cannot enforce itself, as it is only a collection of ideas. The Constitution can in fact be suspended on express orders from the governmental ruling faction, i.e., the President of the United States, or, in lieu of the President, the Congress or the Armed Forces, either body serving as a junta.

C) Inferred logical conclusion, based on first and second premises: People are not and never were "citizens" by definition, anywhere on earth. They are only subjects of a sovereign entity, and as subjects are at the mercy of those having more power than they, e.g., governmental authorities of whatever stripe, i.e., kings, queens, fuhrers, presidents, congressmen, military, etc. Therefore, people have no rights whatsoever in a literal sense, that is, unless the governmental ruling faction allows people under their control to have them as privileges.

D) A synthesis, deduced from first and second premises, together with inferred logical conclusion: People have absolutely no fucking rights at all, period, they never did, and they never will. Indeed, "rights", like buddies who swiftly head for the exits during a barfight, are fair weather friends - never there when you really need them, and always hanging around when you don't.

Back to the hapless Egyptian drones, trapped like Norway rats in a somewhat larger than usual cage called Egypt. They, rather than simply being arrested and detained, like happened to them under the terrible "despot" Hosni Mubarak, can now look forward to simply being killed by the Egyptian military if they get out of line. Begging, crying or other pathetic excuses will not prevent them from quickly meeting shitkicker Allah, should it exist, courtesy of a 7.62mm slug entering their skulls, fired point blank from a cold, efficient soldier using a Kalashnikov rifle. Mr. Mubarak, former President of Egypt, who stupidly demoted himself to a private citizen of Egypt, can also look forward to summary slaughter if he dares to get in their way.

All that said, isn't "democracy" wonderful?

Regards,

Conway

More GOOD News!

Christmas 2010 was such a bountiful, fun filled holiday this year, your friend Conway smiling and feeling good cheer, especially after perusing and digesting welcome information from the Google news feeds, while drinking cups of sludge-nog. At least for the most part that is; I frowned when the chinks, like legions of slant-eyed Ebenezer Scrooges, raised interest rates on Christmas Day, which could very well send gold into the shitter next week. Oh well, gold won't be down for long, considering the counterfeiters at the Federal Reserve are still pumping out funny money by the truckload, while doing other goofy things like buying worthless US T Bonds, using the worthless funny money they create to purchase them. Yes, that's exactly what the Fed is doing; it's all a desperate act of smoke and mirrors, considering no foreign nation in their right mind these days will even touch any form of US securitized debt with a ten foot pole. I guess sheenie Benjamin Bernanke feels it's his solemn duty to keep this bad joke of a system propped up for a few more years before the whole fucking shebang collapses like a house of cards in a spring breeze, igniting a civil war. Anyway, determined not to let the vexing revelation of chink subterfuge dampen my festive holiday spirit, I turned to other headlines, looking for the touching story that would steer my cynical, materialistic, diabolical mind from obsessing on the relative values of gold, oil, silver, uranium and copper futures.

I soon found an article that made my cold heart of granite suddenly burst with joy - a veritable Christmas present for me, illustrating the epitome of apelike mankind's love for one another. It appeared on my screen like magic on Christmas, the blessed holiday of peace and good will, describing welcome events that occurred in the idyllic, peaceful nation of Pakistan. My Christmas wish of good news had arrived - wonderful news of a looney, hateful, mean-spirited, grenade hurling, burqa clad Moslem cunt that slaughtered herself, along with 45 other delusional ragheads, by using a bomb. On joyous Christmas day she sent them all to the non-existent oblivion of DEATH. Yes, death, plain and simple, not an orgy of gluttony and sex presided over by mythical shitkicker Allah, a non-existent deity invented well over a millennia ago by the illiterate, drooling, epileptic pedophile and con man, the "prophet" Mohammed.

I, your friend Conway, want to be recognized by the world as the first man to congratulate and nominate the heroic, brave burqa bomber of Pakistan for the 2011 Nobel Peace Prize, she having done the entire planet a favor by sparing those still living from having to tolerate the continued noxious presence of 46 annoying, idiotic Moslem maniacs. The only downside in the entire affair is that she didn't kill even more of those silly fucking bastards; oh well, can't have everything I guess. In the interest of efficiency, I candidly recommend that the next bomber should carry a larger quantity of TNT or perhaps employ a more powerful explosive like C-4, any device laced of course with nails, screws, wheel weights or ball bearings.

The narcissistic, fan eared eightball, US President Barack H. Obama, condemned the latest "Peaceful Islam" inspired carnage as he sat on his worthless, impotent, dimwitted ass in Honolulu, Hawaii, stating the attack was "outrageous", adding ridiculously, "Killing innocent civilians outside a World Food Program distribution point is an affront to the people of Pakistan, and to all humanity." It is? According to whom, you? Well, I have some news for you, delusional nigger megalomaniac, pull your thick, nappy head from your ass and realize no one is innocent when it comes to continually escalating, emotion driven situations like these. Like the Hatfields and McCoys, it's a remorseless blood feud, plain and simple; tit for tat, one blows up some and another blows up still more, the carnage going on forever until one side is totally vanquished by the other. A Pyrrhic victory, sure, but that's how goofy fanatical ragheads do it, who the hell are we to tell them otherwise? Further, if those lazy Moslem bastards had not been leeching parasites, standing there with their fucking hands out, and if they had actually worked for a goddamned living, rather than muttering about terrible Western infidels and killing people in their spare time, they might still be alive. Had they simply pursued gainful employment, they would have had no need to stand in a line while cursing America, waiting for free grub sent in by foolish American morons who enjoy feeding people sworn on their shitkicker god to kill evil, atheistic infidels and all others not considered Mohammedan.

Talk about absolute fucking insanity, can you imagine if, during WWII, FDR and his cronies had been softheaded morons, sending food and medicine to Heinrich Himmler's Waffen SS, rather than sending bomb laden B17s, while nazis, undaunted, continued slaughtering kikes, limeys, niggers, frogs, polacks, russkis, queers, retards, religious fanatics and anyone else they could lay their fucking hands on? Or, could you imagine FDR sending in "humanitarian aid", instead of B29s packing napalm, for the poor, slant eyed jap monkeymen who conducted disgraceful atrocities like the Bataan Death March, so they wouldn't have to eat "steaks" carved from the asses of dead American GIs that dropped along the way? Such horrors, i.e., CANNIBALISM, did indeed happen in the Pacific Theatre; the imperial japs under Hirohito and Tojo were a disciplined, pragmatic, racist pack of vicious, bloodthirsty bastards that made the fucking nazis seem tame by comparison. Further, the jap army, arrogant to the core, tougher than fucking nails and meaner than a rabid wolverine, called any whiteys, chinks, gooks or flips they captured "mongrelized apes", literally going out of their fucking way to treat prisoners worse than animals. There were beatings, beheadings, burnings and torture, with some japs killing anyone who even dared to look at them wrong. So, as enemies of the Japanese Empire were considered subhuman, their army had no compunction regarding the consumption of murdered GI, or civilian, "animal protein", human remains butchered and used for delicious dishes like yankee dog soup, chink curry, flip flambé, and gook goulash.

Sherman said it best: "War is hell". War is hell indeed, but some folks, like crazy Moslems, seem to live for it and even thrive on it. What can I say - people are fucking animals; get used to that idea while you can and react accordingly. Just wait until WWIII comes, and it WILL come; you may be vaporized if you are very lucky. Otherwise, be very wary, you will encounter many opportunities to be beaten, beheaded, branded, burned, tortured or raped, and perhaps your dead flesh will be utilized by creative chefs as wholesome food for hungry soldiers.

Moving on in this diatribe, I cannot speak for anyone else, but I for one don't think World War Two could have ever been won by aiding our enemies, like we do with our enemies today. Then again, perhaps I'm just a "mean-spirited", hateful old crackpot that simply doesn't understand the altruistic, secular humanist actions of my esteemed betters, who know so goddamned much more than I do. Really, perhaps by nurturing and permitting our sworn enemies to slaughter us by the fucking shipload is good for the planet, by removing our dangerous, destructive "carbon footprints" from Mother Earth, putting the brakes on anthropogenic global warming. Hell, the greedy, whoremongering, Elmer Gantryesque charlatan, Albert Gore, would probably agree with that blunt observation, as long as he isn't slaughtered by hordes of fanatical ragheads.

All that silly horseshit aside, it seems to any detached, critically thinking observer that the entire "Western World" is now filled to the fucking gunwales with guilt-ridden, worthless, demoralized cracker pieces of shit who despise their own existences and absolutely refuse to defend themselves as penance for crimes real or imagined. Just ask an insane kike russki from Massachusetts named Noel Ignatiev; he is the current pseudo intellectual cheerleader promoting rhetorical, Goebbelsian nonsense, such as is described in the preceding sentence. Look him up for yourself and peruse what he has to say; I'm not a fucking encyclopedia. Further, stupid, degenerate honkies following Mr. Ignatiev's clarion call are obviously bent on committing literal suicide, by opening sovereign borders to any piece of babbling, hate-filled shit that can crawl, float or fly in, while wasting taxpayer dollars supplying sustenance to failed nations infested with illiterate, fanatical, Koran toting maniacs who enjoy killing others in the name of a non-existent, imaginary deity, the impotent, invisible shitkicker, Allah.

Alas, I freely submit whitey simpletons across the planet are getting exactly what they deserve, extinction at the hands of vicious, hateful enemies they refuse to defend themselves from. Meanwhile, I, an uncaring, cynical atheist who couldn't care less if the entire race of man goes extinct tomorrow, can sit back, relax, and enjoy reading of and watching stupid, fanatical, superstitious Moslems, of every race, killing each other like the fucking retarded idiots they truly are.

Better them than me, I always say.

Regards,

Conway