Showing posts with label Propaganda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Propaganda. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Osama Bin Laden Redux



Conway here, providing more interesting commentary for the reader regarding events in the world at large, complete with fucking foul language, insensitive racial epithets and goddamned blasphemous remarks, directed toward any and all gods, deities, devils, angels, jinns, demons and particularly the loathsome shitkicker Allah, impotent lord of the desert and all faithful Mohammedan ragheads, wherever they may be.

Unfortunately, like an ever-growing metastatic cancer, ragheads and their disgusting ilk never stay where they are supposed to be, i.e., the Middle East shithole they created, and instead seek to force themselves upon other societies, akin to wandering parasites, appropriating the host nation's lucre via welfare and insisting upon telling others how to live, e.g., atheists, Christians, Jews, Hindus, deists, secular humanists, homosexuals, etc, etc, etc, turning the host nation into yet another shithole. It is plainly evident that Moslems are compelled from birth to act in such a fashion, i.e., behaving like intransigent, sanctimonious assholes that know everything, thanks to brainwashing applied by zealots from the time they are old enough to barely speak, together with being constantly immersed in the hate filled vitriol of their idiotic "holy" book, the Koran. How in hell people can believe and foment such idiotic nonsense in 2011 CE is beyond me - I guess you have to be there, growing to adulthood in backward societies run by power mad, delusional clerics, where Moslem males can do most anything they want, including but not limited to rapes and subsequent honor killings of those whom they rape, where women are despised for simply existing and are considered unclean, where empirical knowledge and scientific facts are considered taboo, where "infidels" and homosexuals are simply killed, and where most folks are little more than obtuse, superstitious fools who believe in ridiculous horseshit like witchcraft, demons, devils and genies.

All those "qualities" noted regarding our faithful Moslem brethren, I must confess that I, for once, at least on the surface, agree with the narcissistic, fan eared eightball sitting in the White House, in his sanctioning of the slaughter of Osama Bin Laden, that is if he actually existed and was in fact killed by Navy Seals. I shall continue to agree with Obama's decision, if the killing was in fact ordered by him, rather than a swarthy wop and probable Mafiosi gangster named Leon Panetta, as is alleged by some sources in the media. Should that be true I will withdraw my agreement with the moolie, and instead agree with the wop's decision, who, as history has shown, are much better hit men than niggers could ever be. Really people, who the fuck knows if one can believe anything at all anymore, especially after listening to the contradictory Goebbelsian rhetoric that endlessly pours forth like torrents of lava from the mouths of these conscienceless professional liars called politicians, together with their facilitators, the media. Anyway, it is now said by the talking heads that Bin Laden had planned to have the head nigger killed - if in fact true, boy, would that have been a fucking disaster! I mean, for Christ's sake, Barack Obama's bad enough, but can you imagine a President Joseph Biden? Heaven forbid, Biden barely has the brain capacity to keep his fucking heart beating, let alone run a goddamn nation, and I'm not saying that the nigger is much better, but Obama has more brains in his scrotum than Biden has in his entire body. Further, I am not saying that Obama's empty-eyed, lying predecessor, George W. Bush, dolt extraordinaire, was any better either; in fact, I don't think there's been a decent President of the United States since Theodore fucking Roosevelt, and that was one hundred goddamned years ago!

Interesting propaganda has been coming out on all sides of this debacle, that Osama Bin Laden liked porn, that the Pakistanis were complicit in the harboring of Bin Laden, or that he was killed and disposed of "illegally" according to the throngs of screaming ragheads, and his score of swarthy Mohammedan brats sired by him through his many wives/whores/concubines.

I have already addressed the highly suspicious, seemingly manufactured scenario of Bin Laden's capture, slaughter and ultimate disposal in my last missive, so I will instead concentrate on the above three allegations, analyzing them one at a time. As for Mr. Bin Laden being a porn aficionado, what normal hairless simian male doesn't enjoy looking at photographs of nude hairless simian females engaged in various depictions of graphic sexual activity? I confess that I enjoy ogling naked broads, in actual reality and in pictures, and I'm not afraid to say that I do, as I am a heterosexual male. Conversely, were I a butch female lumberjack who liked ogling naked cunt I wouldn't be afraid to say that either, unlike our deceased "gay" friend Tyler Clementi, the limp-wristed, cocksucking, bashful New York fag who offed himself, as he was ashamed of being a silly queer. Why?

Can't say the same for the mannish Ellen DeGeneres though, she's a cunt licking dyke and proud to be one, the same goes for "Chas" Bono, yet another dyke/man wannabe who had her tits chopped off and I suppose is slated for a cock transplant too. You know, I actually respect these two lezzies in a grudging sort of way; at least they are being honest, as honesty is a desirable quality not seen very much these days. In other words, all pejoratives aside, so fucking what, most EVERYONE on the entire goddamned planet is into sex of whatever variation, and this childish allegation has been put forth by paid Goebbelsian mouthpieces to make Osama Bin Laden appear as a hypocrite to the rest of the world. Whether or not the charges are true does not matter in the least, the fact it is alleged is what counts in the eyes of the propagandists.

Their clumsy premise, credible only to easily manipulated, dronelike fools: Since Osama Bin Laden was a "religious" cleric and political leader of sorts, it was hypocritical for him to have spent his spare time ogling twat and jerking off between muttering occasional prayers to shitkicker Allah, vengeful overlord of the chronically malevolent. Sorry folks, that ain't going to work at all with the fanatical ragheads, they'll either ignore or deny it, and it will only make Bin Laden appear sexually normal to those infidels who know what a real man is - a horny bastard that wants to fuck most every woman he comes across. Honestly, if the propagandists had wanted this sandnigger to appear bad to his fellow Moslems, they should have made up a story claiming he was a predatory gay pedophile that liked to suck off kids, complete with photographs of a smiling Bin Laden doppelganger fucking a ten-year-old boy up the ass.

Osama Bin Laden guilty of hypocrisy with regard to his professed "Wahabi Islamic faith"? Inane bullshit like that is actually considered news these days? Really, most people are much more sophisticated than the elitist powers that be give them credit for.

Try telling that absurd, sophomoric tripe to the cadres of hypocritical American clerics and politicians of every goddamned stripe who have been exposed by the media and others who turned on them for profit, as being thieves, liars, cheats, queers, porn addicts, perverts, whoremongers and Christ only knows what else. Glaring examples are clerical clowns like fraudster and skirt chaser Jim Bakker, faggot Ted Haggard, masturbating whoremonger Jimmy Swaggart, smiling con-man Robert Tilton, and hordes of predatory homosexual Catholic pedophile priests. The dead, cocksucking bead-rattler, "Father" Geoghan, is a prime example of this FACT, at least we don't have his queer ass around to annoy us anymore. Most of these conscienceless bastards are like the goddamned Energizer Bunny, even if exposed as the worst fucking creatures to appear on earth since Charles Manson, they keep going and going and going, making piles of money, oblivious of the fact that they are absolute pariahs in many people's eyes. The same goes for politicians like Bill "Cigar" Clinton, Barney Fag - sorry, I mean Frank, Newt Gingrich, John Edwards, Fairy Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Edward Kennedy and god knows what other vicious unnamed bastards who have gotten away with literal murder while being referred to by their esteemed colleagues as "The Honorable" reincarnation of Vlad the Impaler.

Yes Virginia, the goddamned pot is calling the fucking kettle black - so what else is new? Blatant hypocrisy seems to be a prerequisite for being considered a member of the human race, and apparently has been throughout history. Incidentally, quite a few of the above despicable vermin publicly call, or as in Edward Kennedy's case, called themselves "Christians". Yeah, and I'm a Druid High Priest at Stonehenge; was it not Jesus Christ, Savior of Christians, who reputedly said - "May ye who are without sin, cast the first stone"? These fucking latter-day hedonistic clowns make the Pharisees and Sadducees of the New Testament appear as rank amateurs or goddamned saints in comparison!

As for the nation of Pakistan being complicit in the harboring of Osama Bin Laden - that scenario would not surprise me in the least, and is probably a true statement, as adherents of Islam view all non-Moslems as "infidels" and therefore their enemies, regardless of the Goebbelsian media depicting them as our "friends". Friends my ass, try reading the fucking Koran, it is replete with injunctions to hate, harm, smite, torment, lie to, kill and otherwise obliterate all non-believers (infidels) in the name of shitkicker Allah, vengeful god of the desert.

Regarding Pakistan, what will the United States do about it, if it is proven that they were complicit in the harboring of Osama Bin Laden and his dreadful minions? Nothing at all, that's what - even if hordes of bloodthirsty Pakistani saracens started slaughtering Americans by the shipload, the United States would do absolutely nothing to stop them. The reasons?

1) Moslem Pakistan has nuclear weapons in the form of atomic bombs, most aimed at their sworn enemies, the "infidel" Hindus of India, and the United States hasn't the cunt lips to take them on. Disgusting, isn't it? Mao said it best: The United States is a paper tiger. I'm not so charitable, I put it another way: The United States government is composed of a pack of fucking handwringing cowards living in decadent luxury, who prey on their own people because they haven't the goddamned GUTS to behave like real statesmen. Just look at pieces of simian shit like Barack Obama, who has publicly stated that it is his job to keep others from "defaming" Islam, or Hillary Clinton, the dog-faced Secretary of State cunt who refers to the Islamic tome of death and destruction as the "holy" Koran, or that cowardly, goddamned vermin General David Petraeus, who has the absolute GALL to admonish Terry Jones and those like him for burning the "holy scripture" of the Koran. I swear to fucking Christ, were General George S. Patton of the United States Army alive today, he'd slap Petraeus across the face and call him a goddamned fucking sniveling coward son-of-a-bitch not worthy of the uniform he was wearing, who was giving aid and comfort to the enemy! Then he'd cashier the bastard like the nauseating traitor he is.

Whatever happened to the fucking idea of SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE? Oh, silly me, I forgot, Mosques aren't "churches", so I guess the above rule doesn't apply to Islam, it only applies to Christians, Jews, Sikhs, Hindus, Buddhists, Zoroastrians, those of the Baha'i faith, and devoted worshippers at the Temple of the Holy Michelin Man, Exalted Lord of Radial Tires. Further, Mr. Asshole Petraeus, whatever happened to the FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT? Who the hell do you think you are, asshole? I can do anything I want with a Koran, including wiping my asshole with pages torn from it, and there is not one motherfucking thing that you or anyone else can do about it! A Koran, like the Bible, or the Kama Sutra, or Lady Chatterley's Cross-eyed Syphilitic Lesbian Lover, is a FUCKING BOOK, nothing more, and you didn't say one goddamned word when the US Army BURNED a pile of "holy" Bibles in Afghanistan so they wouldn't "offend" Moslem sensibilities, now did you, General Petraeus? You pathetic, no-good fucking cowardly goddamned hypocritical son of a bitch!

2) The United States pays off Pakistan to the tune of three billion dollars a year not to export nuclear weapons to other bloodthirsty ragheads that hate and want to obliterate any and all "infidels", whatever the hell infidels actually are. They want to do this in the name of their "god" shitkicker Allah, and his prophet, the drooling epileptic pedophile, Mohammed. So much for the silly rhetoric of: "Millions for defense, not one cent for tribute". Our "foreign aid" given to the Moslem cocksuckers in Pakistan is nothing but extorted protection money handed to Moslem gangsters, paid with American tax dollars stolen by soft palmed, self-interested cowards called politicians. Too fucking bad that no one will call it what it really is - high treason!

I know, I know - As a lowly piece of shit serf/subject, I have no "standing" when it comes to the affairs of the nation and the possible consequences it may bring to me personally. I should pay my taxes and keep my fucking mouth shut, or those in power will close it for me forcibly, in the name of freedom, using the pigs, the IRS, or whatever it takes. I don't know my place and have no respect for my betters, the powerful, godlike, superbly trained individuals who have my best interests at heart. I just don't see the "big picture" and simply don't understand the intricate complexities of 21st century diplomacy. Further, I don't have any faith in my esteemed leaders, I'm intolerant, I'm irreverent, I'm a racist, I'm ignorant, I'm a motherfucker, a cocksucker, a drug dealer, a money launderer, my feet stink, my dick is too short, etc, etc, etc - an endless stream of ad hominems that do not begin to address or rebut even ONE of the issues I have put forth in this essay and other articles I have written. Typical, if you can't refute the goddamn message, attack the messenger personally, if that doesn't work, claim he's a communist or a Nazi, or perhaps a drug dealer. If that doesn't work, well, we all know what happens to those folks, don't we?

Well, I have news for arrogant fools making such droll remarks - I don't give a shit what they may say or think about me, and it doesn't take a goddamned Ph.D from fucking Harvard to see enemies like the Pakistanis as the enemies they truly are. Then again, I'm just an old, toothless, sludge drinking bastard, and I can take my simplistic worldview and shove it up my ass sideways - the Pakistanis are our friends and that's it, just like the good old Saudi Arabians are. If the cowards running this benighted place today had been running the US in the 1940's, we'd all be speaking German or Japanese.

Now, to address the hordes of swarthy, screaming, rioting Moslem saracens, the "offended" supporters and relatives of Bin Laden, who have the unmitigated GALL to charge that the US killed this contemptible raghead when he was unarmed, and therefore violated "international law" with regard to this delusional, malevolent, dead, hairless simian creature, Osama Bin Laden. After all, he was only practicing his personal version of "peaceful Islam" by indiscriminately slaughtering nearly 3,000 unarmed individuals of all races, genders, ages, religious affiliations and sexual preferences on September 11, 2001, assuming that such charges are indeed accurate, which I concede they probably are, regardless of, shall I say, anomalous happenings with regard to the collapse of the WTC towers. With that in mind, I suppose I am to believe that Mr. Bin Laden's actions were NOT a violation of "international law", am I correct in that audacious assumption?

Well? I await a cogent rebuttal from any raghead piece of shit that desires to convince me otherwise, but please remember that I am as intransigent as you are, and I don't fear or even believe in your invisible shitkicker Allah, or any other god for that matter.

I'll say one thing - those fucking Islamic bastards across the Middle East should fall to their weak, cowardly knees and thank their worthless shitkicker Allah that I'm not running this goddamned place - I'd lob a few dozen hydrogen bombs at their swarthy asses just for the hell of it, so they could meet their non-existent, impotent, asshole god as quickly as possible. Then if the limeys, frogs, chinks or russkis said one goddamned thing, I'd reply - Go ahead, let's have World War Three now and get it the fuck over with - it's inevitable anyway. I cannot say for the reader, but I'm sick and tired of little pussy undeclared wars of attrition led by bloodthirsty savages, where the vast majority of casualties are simply hapless clowns killed while minding their own goddamn business, as crooked politicians sit on their fat, arrogant asses and laugh at them.

On another interesting note, whoremongering hypocrite and Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has said that the 2012 election will be the most important election since 1860. I don't like Gingrich, and I would never vote for him, but regardless of that, the man is a brilliant historical scholar and he is absolutely correct - the United States is rapidly heading toward a second civil war, and it will make the first one look like a Sunday picnic.

I don't know about any readers, but should I live though it - I plan to enjoy it thoroughly.

Regards,

Conway

Thursday, May 5, 2011

The Odious Osama Obama Melodrama


Greetings boys and girls, kindly old Conway has returned with yet another goddamned, motherfucking, cynical, invective filled post guaranteed to piss you off, fill you with fear, make you smile or at least make you THINK, the latter of which is apparently not the strong suit for the mostly hairless, addle brained talking hominids infesting this tiny planet in May 2011 of the Common Era. I submit that thinking never has been a priority for those primate creatures calling themselves man, as so clearly exemplified by history, from the Mesopotamian Sumerians to the present day.

Considering, for all practical purposes, that no one reads these vicious diatribes, I have elected to reduce the amount of posts I create, as I have much better things to do with my fucking time, e.g., eating, drinking sludge, sleeping, trading securities, driving around in my beat up old junker, watching paint dry or mowing grass.

That said, this post will be devoted to a meandering, epithet strewn analysis of the latest "news", if one can, without laughing that is, call the blatant Goebbelsian propaganda of Osama Bin Laden being killed news. The narcissistic eightball, President Barack Hussein Obama, took it upon himself to announce that he had personally directed Navy Seals to slaughter the current focus of evil, Bin Laden, head honcho of "Al Qaeda" as he languished in a compound somewhere in the Islamic hellhole called Pakistan. This of course was critically timed so that the dronelike masses will have the opportunity to bleat "hooray" in unison, praising our messianic Dear Leader for his utter genius in freeing the world from the worst criminal entity since Lex Luthor graced the pages of Superman.

I cannot say for the reader, but it seems to this writer that the population of the United States has sunk into the depths of utter idiocy, a complacent cadre of drooling imbeciles not once questioning even remotely what they are being asked to believe, no matter how obtuse or contradictory. Complacency only fosters decay, and with decadence comes inevitable collapse; history has proven this assertion, and the United States will be no exception. It's bad enough that most people fall for superstition in the form of religion, but when they begin to ignore physical laws and their consequences, together with accepting extremely unlikely scenarios, it becomes not only untenable but absolutely ridiculous. Further, giving credence to any of the cryptic remarks of elected gangsters, only out to cover their own asses and increase their power, especially in critical situations, is as nutty as believing there is red hot ice, soft rocks or elastic wrought iron.

As with most people, self examination is a subjective task at best, such an examiner nearly always viewing their own personality and outlook in the best possible light, regardless of factual deficiencies. I wager that any reader, whether liberal, moderate or conservative, thinks he or she is intelligent, well informed, and virtually incapable of being duped or lied to, relying on their perceived sharp wit to discern truth from falsehood. Very well, if that is so, then why does practically any given reader of this blog believe that:

1) Blasting agents, i.e., ammonium nitrate, which are not high or even low explosives for that matter, can completely destroy reinforced concrete constructions.

2) Burning hydrocarbons, e.g., kerosene, can melt and even liquefy steel, especially in a low oxygen atmosphere.

Use your mind to easily discern the past scenarios I am alluding to, then ignore all my remarks and do your own research regarding the above. I venture you will be very surprised at what you find; either that man has learned how to violate the laws of physics on demand, or that someone is deliberately obfuscating with regard the above man-made disasters. Remember while doing your research that the simplest explanation is usually the best explanation, then draw your own conclusions.

The same goes for our now deceased and waterlogged friend Osama Bin Laden, readers have been told by the media that he is/was a master criminal terrorist, a murderer, and an all around malcontent, that he was an eccentric, wealthy fundamentalist Moslem with his own private army and billions at his fingertips, and that he is/was the enemy of all civilized mankind, you know, sort of like Lex Luthor on steroids, sans the bald head.

Perhaps Bin Laden was no goddamned good; certainly the picture presented for domestic consumption makes for a very disagreeable person indeed, not to mention a ragheaded, intransigent fanatical sandnigger deserving of hatred by all peace loving American drones, but that is not the point. Over the past fifteen or so years, this unstoppable phantasm, Osama Bin Laden, has been credited with all sorts of terroristic attacks, in America, Africa, Europe and Asia, and with other Fox News "alerts" occurring in places like Australia, the Philippines, and Christ knows where else. All were supposedly ordered by this fanatical, unstoppable clown as he sat in his luxurious Bat-Cave in Afghanistan or thereabouts, surrounded by his money, Korans, wives, computers, two-way wrist TVs, teleporters and hordes of henchmen servants, each waiting to carry out his express orders. Face it, the whole goddamned thing sounds highly contrived, if not fucking impossible. No one has the kind of power and dark luck that Osama Bin Laden was alleged to have had, not even the egotistical nigger sitting on his pimply black ass in the Oval Office.

Now don't be a fucking prejudicial bigot and for one moment think that I am defending childish ragheads or their stupid beliefs - the reader already knows what I think of all religion, and especially that of Mohammed the misogynist pedophile Bedouin, and his god, the impotent, non-existent, desert demon shitkicker, Allah. I now submit to the reader, what do you REALLY know, other than that you have been TOLD by others and THINK you know?

Therein lies the rub, for over two decades some very strange things have happened in and to the United States, apparently defying explanation, at least when it comes to those capable of critical thinking. Reinforced concrete buildings are completely destroyed by anemic, homemade ANFO bombs, buildings designed to withstand 140+ MPH winds keel over and fall down from kerosene fires caused by airplane collisions, and politicians, rather than addressing the supposed causes of these terrible happenings, instead sit there with their fingers in their asses, passing draconian laws to control their own people further, while doing little or nothing to prevent other attacks. In addition, rather than carefully examining all the evidence, the evidence is given a cursory perusal for effect and then quickly destroyed for whatever reason, while the brain-dead masses sit there, empty-eyed and slack jawed, shrugging and changing the channel to their favorite ball game, mindless sitcom or inane "reality show", the stressful effects of actual reality being a very boring business.

Back to Osama Bin Laden, Usama Bin Ladin, Tim Osman or whatever the fuck he was called. We are supposed to believe that this gangly, diabetic, diseased sandnigger fanatic was the Pooh-Bah of a stealthy international gang of fiendish thugs, dedicated to wreaking havoc from America to New Zealand. To any thinking individual it was laughable, Bin Laden was presented to the world as a veritable Professor Moriarty, a diabolical fiend of such genius that even fucking Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick Watson would be hard pressed to stop him. Better yet, the arch-criminal character of Osama Bin Laden seemingly resembled a prototypical Killer Kane, with his army of fanatical thugs hell bent on turning the earth into a sharia hellhole with Bin Laden reigning as Supreme Dictator. Yeah, and I'm Vlad Dracula - where the fuck is Buck Rogers when you need him?

In other words, to a critical observer, the whole Bin Laden/Al Qaeda shebang sounds like an impossible tale stolen from the pages of a goddamned comic book, complete with an elusive, fiendish, resourceful, larger than life leader bent on utter chaos and destruction, surrounded by legions of devoted sycophants who will do anything, including but not limited to walking off cliffs, at his command. That, or the whole fucking Bin Ladin/Al Qaeda is a clumsy, manufactured contrivance created to frighten gullible fools - a smoke screen cleverly created by a diabolical group of power-mad criminals like politicians, who do have trillions at their disposal, their own armies at their command, and the ability to have anyone they dislike or consider a threat eliminated in whatever fashion, using machine guns, bombs, poisons, convenient heart attacks, or even by having those so targeted duly apprehended as a "drug dealer" with all supporting evidence supplied for conviction as a "kingpin".

Really people, which scenario sounds more plausible?

Just open your goddamned eyes for one minute and look at the situation - the worst monster since fucking Adolf Hitler is finally located, and rather than taking him into custody for trial, he is conveniently slaughtered, and then unceremoniously dumped headfirst into the sea, all within a day, and with NO photographs of the arch-criminal fiend available to prove he was in fact killed.

Some will take issue with this and say: "Osama Bin Laden was too dangerous to take into custody." Strange, according to the reports, he was unarmed when he was killed. If so, why wasn't he taken into custody for trial - it would have been one of the greatest adjudicative events of the 21st century! So, why was he not saved for a show trial, rather than simply being killed? I wager some very strange bedfellows would have been revealed by the defendant, that's what, while jurors sat there with jaws agape. Honestly, I would have been astonished if Bin Laden had even managed to make it to a trial, rather than "dying of a heart attack" or "renal failure", or perhaps succumbing to a fatal "insulin reaction" in his cell. Yes Virginia, the talking apes running this goddamned planet are absolute vicious bastards who would make Machiavelli blush, and they will do anything to achieve their aims.

Fuck all that, now, since Lex Luthor Professor Moriarty Killer Kane Osama Bin Laden is really most sincerely dead, why haven't the citizens of this country, and indeed the rest of the world, been allowed to see the grisly photos? According to the head moolie, he will not allow the pictures to be released, that is, if the pictures even exist, which must be admitted is a valid speculation, considering the fashion in which the United States government seems to work these days.

That said, I will offer the reader a "multiple choice" as to why the photo(s) are not being released.

A) Photos don't exist because one of the Navy Seals fucked up and forgot to remove the lens cap.


B) Photos don't exist because no one was killed, or those that were killed were the wrong people, and the mangled corpse of "Osama Bin Laden", now residing in Davy Jone's locker courtesy of the US Navy, didn't look anything like the real Osama Bin Laden anyway, that is if Bin Laden actually exists or did exist, who is, incidentally, now living in Tahiti as a retired Elvis impersonator.


C) The graphic photos of Osama Bin Laden's holed head are classified "top secret" on orders of the narcissistic eightball, and would be "offensive" or "disturbing" to those pussies having sensitive eyes, and they would possibly hurt their itty-bitty shitty feelings too. After all, they might go off and have nightmares or hurt themselves, and we don't want that, now do we?


D) We have no standing in Dear Leader's eyes, and we can whistle for the fucking photos, as with the case of the nigger's birth certificate, a facsimile of which has now magically appeared, thanks to a goofy loudmouthed jackass and real estate huckster named Donald Trump. Further, Obama's personal secretary in charge of photo dissemination is a mean old man-hating bull dyke named Helen Getit, in other words, we can go to hell and get it.


E) It would piss all the peace loving Moslem ragheads off and they would riot, shout "Death to America", burn American flags and declare a "jihad" on the US for displaying their "holy martyr" like a boar hog carcass hanging at a meat market.

Taking each choice, I will now review the merits and faults of each, starting with "A".

Regarding "A", I wager Navy Seals aren't that stupid, and there would have been multiple cameras on the scene anyway. Totally impossible in any universe.

As for "B", either variation may in fact be possible, and is the most likely scenario, that is excepting for the Elvis part.

Quite possibly it is "C", an evasive cowardly, politically correct, hackneyed excuse, a pre-programmed response used in lieu of  "Fuck you, it's none of your goddamned business, shut the hell up and pay your fucking taxes or I'll call the goddamned IRS on you! This response is possibly being employed as a cover for non-existent photos of Osama Bin Laden, q.v. "B".

As for "offensive" or "disturbing" photographs, not to mention videos complete with audio, we already have a fucking shitload of them, available to anyone with the click of a mouse. For example, we have grisly footage of Daniel Pearl getting his fucking head sawed off by peaceful Moslems shouting the name of their shitkicker god Allah, we have graphic photos of Nicholas Berg's rotting, beheaded carcass, and we have video and audio of planes crashing into buildings and killing scores of people, and we have audio of a dude named Kevin Cosgrove being crushed to death as the WTC South Tower collapsed on top of him. We even have detailed color photos of women with their tits hanging out and having their throats slit by peaceful Moslems, and we have other photos of limeys, krauts, niggers, kikes, and even some some slant-eyed gooks being slaughtered by loving, peaceful Moslem worshipers in the name of shitkicker Allah and his wild-eyed babbling idiot, pedophile Mohammed.

Really, how disturbing or offensive are those fucking photos, baby?

"D" may also be possible, considering Obama's evident megalomania. He is secretive, he loves power, and apparently enjoys playing "keep away".

"E" is barely worth considering, especially since the peaceful, loving sandniggers are already sworn to destroy all infidels via jihad, and are constantly slaughtering those that don't worship shitkicker Allah, revere his pedophile Mohammed, or don't worship the right "version" of Allah, whatever that actually is, other than the insane delusions of a dead epileptic psychopath.

So, what is my take on all this bullshit?

Take a wild guess, assuming of course that I actually give a shit.

Regards,

Conway

Saturday, February 26, 2011

FACT: Americans are Very Stupid and Gullible People

Conway here.

I swear to Christ, I will never cease to be amazed at the utter fecklessness of average Americans; they can tell you who their favorite sports figures and ball teams are, or who the latest drug addled, walking sperm bank in Hollywood slutdom is, but five will get you ten that they can't name their Representative or their Senator in Congress.

Talk about fucked up priorities. I don't even bother to vote anymore, as it is like voting for my own executioner, though I can name each elected criminal that "represents" I, Conway, the unwilling representee, living in lovely Jerkwater, USA, 12345. I also know the identities of other elected, criminally inclined talking simians, such as the megalomaniacal moolie President Obama and the "intellectually challenged" Vice-President of the United States, the dimwitted dolt Joseph Biden. I even know that a Republican crybaby named John Boehner is the Speaker of the House of Representatives, a soft palmed whitey third in line for the honored post of "head gangster", otherwise known as President. I can also name several Supreme Court decisions that I totally disagree with, and several that I do agree with, unlike Alaskan attention whore Sarah Palin, or the really cute, airheaded Delaware cunt Christine O'Donnell.

Considering most people in the United States are brain-dead, easily led drones with IQs of eggplants, it is not surprising that 61% of the population supports the insane idea of "collective bargaining" for those parasites employed in the public sector, as it is so called. In other words, 61% of the idiots infesting this dying dump feel that taxpayers should be fleeced even further to pay for garbagemen, teachers, and bureaucrats, with only the garbagemen actually working to earn their pay. Indeed, it must be admitted that garbagemen work very hard, driving around in smelly, fume belching, manually shifted diesel trucks doubling as portable dumpsters; with garbageman assistants hanging off the back in all types of weather - that in itself demands a reasonable wage. Teachers, on the other hand, are literally glorified babysitters, nothing more, and bureaucrats of any stripe, from the DMV to the fucking Tax Office, as everyone who has ever dealt with them know, sit on their asses, act arrogant, and seemingly go out of their goddamned way to be as unhelpful and obstructionist as they possibly can.

That noted, I perused an article written by an arrogant liberal named George Lakoff, titled "What Conservatives Really Want". This Goebbelsian propagandist paints a picture with a very wide brush - he tries to pigeonhole those he judges and labels as "conservative", presenting them as capitalistic, narrow minded, religious, authoritarian bigots who want to limit the rights of females, immigrants, legal or illegal, queers, etc, etc, repeating the same tired, delusional fucking homily I have assaulted with for decades. He also presents "solutions" to the problems of insurmountable deficits in the same fashion, promoting inane ideas that sound very good to dimwitted ignoramuses, without realizing how unbelievably obtuse his entire presentation is.

That's the problem with the self-convinced, as zealous true believers, only their view is the correct one, those who disagree are condescendingly dismissed as uninformed, ignorant, resistant to change, and so forth. If that clumsy tactic doesn't work, the opposition is derided as mean-spirited, intolerant, haters, racists, nazis, xenophobes, or whatever. Interestingly, the self-convinced accuser never addresses the dissenter's argument, refusing to even acknowledge it, arrogantly dismissing the opposing premise, no matter how accurate or logical, as irrelevant. In other words, such individuals are themselves intolerant and mean-spirited, claiming to support the idea of free speech, but only as long as such free speech agrees with and supports their personal worldview. How typical of man - once again, arrogance, hypocrisy and zeal rear their ugly heads, traits exemplified in both liberals and conservatives, though more often with liberals, who lately resort to any kind of subterfuge that they can, no matter how ridiculous. Quite simply, it's like Democrat Barney Fag, sorry, I mean Barney Frank, calling Republican queer Mark Foley a flaming cocksucker.

Mr. Lakoff, a true Obamanoid zombie, vehemently opposes the idea of the Wisconsin governor, Scott Walker, via legislative due process, limiting the power of unions. George Lakoff tacitly calls Mr. Walker a liar, and states that tax breaks are being given to "big business" at the expense of the unionized public sector in Wisconsin. Talk about a barefaced, mendacious propagandist, he apparently does not even begin to understand how an economy even fucking works, let alone having the ability to create convincing lies regarding such. Mr. Lakoff's latest mesmerizing Goebbelsian rhetoric was posted on none other than the Huffington Post, apparently as an example of preaching to the choir, as their website exclusively caters to the most liberal of liberals, and "moderates away" those comments that are "offensive" i.e., not agreed with by the collective.

Anyone, perhaps all two of you, who actually reads my terse diatribes is already aware that I continually employ goddamned, motherfucking foul language in nearly all my posts, and I variously call hairless talking simians honkys, porch monkeys, and slopes, depending on their physical appearance, and that I also make blasphemous remarks directed at any god crossing my path, especially that of the desert demon, shitkicker god Allah, and his wild-eyed coterie of delusional, intolerant, murderous Saracens. However, when posting on most other sites, I at least attempt to follow their guidelines, as I have with comments made on the Huffington Post website. A few have been published, i.e., those that disparage religion, but they don't seem to like much of what I have to relate to them, often "moderating away" opposing comments that I attempt to post there. In the next paragraph, I offer to the reader the latest example, verbatim, of a post that was not approved by moderators at the Huffington Post, apparently due to the fact that it "offended" those who display a genuine aversion to indisputable facts.

Please attend; this is what I attempted to post there in response to the tedious, inaccurate screed, "What Conservatives Really Want":

I have several issues with your article, but the one I choose to focus upon is the idea of "corporate taxes" and allegations of corporations "not paying enough taxes". You don't strike me as a stupid individual, so you must realize that all corporations, or "big business" if you prefer, never truly pay taxes of any type, ever, and never have, as anything they do pay is passed off to the consumer or user of any services they may provide, from automobiles to xylophones. Hence, the people, i.e., the common citizens, pay all taxes ever levied on corporations, and any further corporate taxes, permits or other fees demanded by the State or Federal governments is only more of a tax burden upon the people of the nation.

Surely you see this, for corporate taxes are simply an additional cost of doing business, to be passed down like any other business expense as a price increase for services rendered.


That terrible, mean-spirited, offensive missive was not approved by the Huffington Post, though I have seen posts approved there that have foul language, and words like honky, but I have never once seen the words nigger, gook or kike posted in their comment area. I guess it's okay with them to call limeys, krauts or dagos whiteys or honkys, but its not okay to call niggers apes, boofers, junglebunnies or jigs, neither is it permissible to call gooks japs, chinks, slant-eyes or zipperheads. I wager one can't call fags or lezzies queers on the Huffington Post either, even though that is exactly what they are, the definition of "queer" being: "strange or odd from a conventional viewpoint; unusually different". Talk about a fucking double standard, what utter hypocrites they are; they are quite comfortable with it too, as hypocrites usually are.

Those observations regarding their website aside and referring back to my lonely, unposted missive, it is an absolute fact that "big business" never pays taxes; their customers do it for them in the form of higher prices for services or items rendered, and that's the way it fucking is, period, and always has been. You see, those like Mr. Lakoff and the propagandists at the Huffington Post have an agenda, and they will not tolerate those who disagree with them. They don't want their devoted drones to think, even for a second, for if they did, the scales would fall from their eyes and they would see the illogic of Lakoff's stance on "corporate taxes". Now thinking for themselves, they would also realize that George Lakoff is a biased, obfuscating mouthpiece for the narcissistic eightball Barack Hussein Obama and his union/socialist/liberal camp. Can't let that happen can they - it's too damn dangerous.

Other than my remarks in this screed, I don't really fucking care what the brainwashing collective at the Huffington Post does, as they have the right to censor anyone in favor of promoting their collective worldview, though I do realize why they would not post my opinion on the absurdity of "corporate taxes". They won't post it because they cannot deny it is the absolute truth, and the last thing liberals want to see or hear is the unvarnished truth about anything.

You know, liberals, especially radical liberals, kind of remind me of Moslems, come to think of it.

Regards,

Conway