The 2012 Presidential Election: An Analysis of Narcissistic Vermin and Posturing GOP Clowns

Conway here; greetings, felicitations and all that happy horseshit.

This post is dedicated to an analysis of the most vexing of events, that of the US Presidential elections, your friend Conway offering a critique of each candidate in as concise a manner as possible. A detailed, comprehensive analysis of each is unnecessary, as those capable of critical thinking already know that an honest politician is about as rare as a goddamn Catholic priest who isn't a drunk or pedophile.

The soft-palmed, filthy rich, elitist, aloof bastards running this benighted dump, for example, Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi, along with all the other posturing political crooks, must fall on their backs and horselaugh at the collective gross stupidity of the American citizenry as they continually fall for more carefully crafted Goebbelsian rhetoric. That noted, I find it most disgusting that nearly every one of the Presidential candidates are little more than amoral, self-serving, greedy, do nothing cocksuckers who have never really worked one day in their entire goddamned lives.

To begin, on one hand, we have the Presidential incumbent, Barack Hussein "Barry" Obama, a preening, smoothtalking, narcissistic nigger ward heeler that announces his lies from a TelePrompTer like the scripted, rehearsed phony he is. Our current presidential Head Gangster is a delusional megalomaniac so inept that he couldn't run a fucking trash compactor properly, let alone a nation. On the other hand, we have a pack of cap-toothed, smiling Republican crooks, looking to supplant that buffoon and take the exalted position of Head Gangster. All are more concerned with appearance than substance, exactly like the current asshole smelling up the White House. No wonder I don't bother to vote anymore; I'd accomplish more by watching my fingernails grow, observing paint dry, or by pissing into the wind.

Always calling a spade a spade, I submit for all who read that the head moolie, Barack Hussein "Barry" Obama, is so fucking delusional that he actually believes his own lies, along with viewing his myriad failures as successes, while he stares at himself lovingly in a mirror for hours on end. Possessing an unparalleled talent for transmuting gold into lead, everywhere jackanapes Obama turns he fucks up, and afterward resorts to blaming others for his stupidity, e.g., Republicans, corporations, "racists", "extremists", and "mean-spirited haters". Never taking responsibility for his ineptitude, Obama blames others for blunders so utterly devastating and ridiculous that it makes the doddering, bible-beating jackass Jimmy Carter appear as a competent statesman. And to think this obtuse moron is running for re-election, if he were half the man he claims to be he'd admit defeat and resign for the good of the nation.

Alas, Barry Hussein, a vindictive creature suffering from gross delusions of grandeur, won't ever do that. I wouldn't be a goddamn bit surprised that he and his minions will manufacture a fiscal or political "crisis" of some sort, so this puerile abomination of a hairless talking simian can suspend the Presidential elections and crown himself as the despotic dictator he aspires to be. Should this happen, expect this neurotic megalomaniac to plainly state via the media that no other man living has his superb wisdom and depth of knowledge, solemnly stating that the nation needs his and only his beneficent guidance, laughingly depicting himself as a modern day Marcus Aurelius.

Now to our Republican contenders, for the most part a group of reprehensible freaks who belong more in a circus sideshow than any sort of election; the major figures are: Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, Jon Huntsman, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, and Rick Santorum.

Starting alphabetically, Michele Marie Bachmann is a smiling, clueless, air headed twat with a bad case of foot in mouth disease, who wished a rotting corpse named Elvis Presley happy birthday on the anniversary of his death. Not that such inane trivia is really important mind you, but if she's that fucking dumb what other gaffes is she capable of? Cute, sure, for a makeup covered, botox-injected, menopausal old bag in her fifties, but she makes Sarah "Paul Revere" Palin, another cute, aging, plastic moron, appear as an absolute genius.

Now don't for one goddamned moment think that I am a misogynist who believes women are unfit for political office - in the past I did in fact vote for several twats, along with a few niggers, a spic, and I once even voted for a queer, of the cocksucking variety. I didn't and still don't give a shit if a politician is male or female, black, white or yellow, gay or straight - if I agreed with their platforms I voted for them. I doubt seriously that most readers can make that claim; I guess I'm not half the intolerant bastard that I seem to be.

Moving on, Herman Cain, by all accounts, is an Uncle Tom reminiscent of darkie Alan Keyes. I actually like both of these men, but no self respecting boot-lipped jungle bunny would ever vote for Cain, "'cuz he be too mafukkin white". I am quoting verbatim an overheard description of him uttered by a local shiftless jig with the same IQ as the beat up ghetto blaster he held in his hand, while I was occupied fueling my beat up old junker. Whiteys of all stripes will never vote for him either; guilt-ridden liberal crackers viewing him as an Uncle Tom, and conservative honkys dismissing him as just another uppity nigger. A shame really, considering Cain's political outlook is more in line with the traditional American conservative stance. As a Republican of the Paleozoic species, Herman Cain passes this particular litmus test better than most.

Newton Leroy "Newt" Gingrich is an articulate, hypocritical whoremonger and malignantly arrogant bastard; an intransigent ideologue that feels only his worldview is correct - aside from his whoredom, he is a diametrical bookend of Obama. An intelligent man, many of Gingrich's professed ideas are acceptable, but, considering his gross hypocrisy and propensity for lying, don't count on any of them being implemented if he is elected, which will never happen in any universe.

Jon Meade Huntsman, Jr. is a smoothtalking Mormon hypocrite in the unbridled race for Head Gangster; he is a high school dropout, a millionaire, and a fence-rider. He is also a personal friend of the narcissistic eightball, how that can be considered a positive credential is open for debate. You see, inept narcissist Barack Hussein Obama is a proven endorser of infanticide, citing from his questionable record in Illinois, and how anyone like Huntsman, who is considered an adherent of the Mormon faith, can befriend such a disgusting piece of vermin is beyond me. I'm a godless atheist and I think abortion is cold-blooded murder, so how can a pseudo-Christian Mormon hypocrite befriend an amoral nigger like Obama, who believes it is perfectly alright to slaughter newborn infants? That said, Jon Huntsman is hardly an exemplar of Presidential material, but giving the current electorate of brain-dead, television addicted American fools, he has as much of a chance as any of these plastic, makeup covered clowns.

Ronald Ernest "Ron" Paul is the only candidate who actually has a grasp on the nation's financial problems and he offers tenable solutions, but he has the personality of a cobra and is about as electable as Charles Manson. If he even gets near the White House, the powers that be, i.e., the current crop of elected gangsters, will have him eliminated. His life an open book, simple character assassination will not work in Paul's case, so they'll remove him via an engineered "stroke", or "heart attack", or by having his head blown off his shoulders by a "terrorist" for the good of all involved. You see, Ron Paul is too damn much of a threat to the status quo, and even if he did manage to get himself elected without being killed beforehand, he would find that he would not be able to accomplish much of anything, as the College of Crooks called Congress would thwart his every move. Too bad the angry, grimacing old fart doesn't realize that and drops out of the running for Head Gangster; perhaps he is senile.

James Richard "Rick" Perry is real piece of work, a wealthy, dictatorial creature that is a legend in his own mind, but not to anyone capable of critical thinking. A smoothtalking piece of utterly contemptible vermin, a religious fanatic, and a two-faced hypocrite, Rick Perry is a prima-facie example of why I don't care at all for most "Christians" of any sort. He also appears to be a self-convinced, vengeful individual who feels that the guilty are guilty, even if the evidence points to innocence - just ask Cameron Todd Willingham, if there actually is such a thing as afterlife and you can find a medium who isn't a goddamn fraud. You see, hypocrite Perry had Mr. Willingham executed in 2002, over the protests of experts, lawyers, and other assorted interested folks, who felt the fire that Willingham was accused of setting at his home - the conflagration resulting in the deaths of his two children - actually happened due to accidental causes. What does Perry care - as a "Christian", even if he made a mistake by executing an innocent man, good old gullible Jeebus, invisible King of Fools and Savior of no one, will forgive him.

In addition, Rick Perry, a delusional, self impressed megalomaniac like Barack Obama, also thinks he has the right to order teenaged girls in Texas to be forcibly injected with the HPV vaccine "Gardasil", courtesy of his good friends at Merck and Company, Incorporated. Who in the fuck does this vicious, goddamned shit-for-brained bastard think he is, telling others what to do with THEIR BODIES - exposing young women to dreadful side effects like arthritis, Guillain-Barre Syndrome, paralysis, seizures, unconsciousness and DEATH? 

This two-faced piece of despicable shit also LOVES illegal aliens, i.e., beaners, refusing to erect a fence to protect the Texas-United States border, and supplements these interloping spics with largesse stolen from legally residing American taxpayers of all colors and creeds. Further, Rick Perry supported the disgusting, Elmer Gantryesque, beady-eyed, bald-headed charlatan Albert Gore in 1988, so how can anyone trust a fence-riding shithead like he is - anyone who would vote for this despicable, verminous bastard deserves whatever they get from him, should this hypocritical, pious, superstitious talking ape manage to get himself elected President.

Willard Mitt Romney is yet another smoothtalking Mormon hypocrite who says one thing and does another. His detractors sometimes refer to him as a RINO (Republican In Name Only). In other words, he is a flaming liberal masquerading as a conservative. He also brought the state of Massachusetts "Romneycare", another idiotic governmental debacle and glaring example of interference in the personal lives of the citizenry. I wouldn't be surprised if this superstitious asshole gets the nomination and goes on to run against the narcissistic eightball for the exalted position of Head Gangster, otherwise known as "President" of this decadent, moribund nation, the United States.

Richard John "Rick" Santorum is a Catholic, bead-rattling wop hailing from Pennsylvania; his fiscal politics are illuminating, but his social stance renders him unelectable, considering this nation is so fucking decadent from top to bottom that the Biblical Sodom and Gomorrah appear as exemplars of morality. Among Santorum's detractors is a limp wristed, dick-smoking "journalist" and loudmouthed fairy mick named Dan Savage, who decided to act like an obtuse, name calling child in 2002 and made sport of the man's surname, defining "Santorum" as a mixture of K-Y jelly and shit; i.e., a byproduct of two queers assfucking. How nice; why is it that queers and their ilk are fascinated by shit, piss, cum and other unsavory body products? I've said it before - nothing at all can be done about fags, dykes or mixed-up bisexual switch-hitting freaks, cocksucker Dan Savage is a prime example.

"Women's rights" advocates also despise Mr. Santorum due to his pro-life stance. Really, why does he care - cunts who slaughter their own brats via abortion are unfit mothers anyway. I submit that such women are actually doing their unborn children a favor by killing them, saving their offspring the experience of having to endure such an odious progenitor. Further, I cannot understand why some people, e.g., the far left and the far right, are obsessed over such things as queerdom and abortion. In addition, Santorum also supports the creation of the American Police State by dunderhead Bush, and is a staunch supporter of the "Patriot Act" which has turned the entire United States into a fucking jail. How can a man who supposedly loves freedom and liberty support such an execrable and draconian set of laws? Answer: Because this two-faced Janus a fucking hypocrite, that's how!

Anyway, Rick Santorum should have been more pragmatic and kept his big mouth shut regarding matters like goofy, AIDS ridden cocksuckers, bull dykes and abortion. Had he done that, Santorum may have had a chance to capture and exploit the exalted position of United States Head Gangster. Alas, he didn't, so Santorum's fucked; he should simply pack it in and stop wasting everyone's time, including his own.

Lesser contenders in this idiotic race of amoral, opportunistic crooks include hopefuls Gary Johnson, Fred Karger, a cocksucker, Andy Martin, whose hatred of Obama is his best quality, Thad McCotter, Jimmy McMillan, another nigger, Tom Miller, Buddy Roemer and Vern Wuensche.

Gary Earl Johnson is a "libertarian" and "fiscal conservative"; in other words, he's a Ron Paul clone. Unelectable, considering the American citizenry is so goddamned stupid that it boggles the mind, and they seemingly WANT the United States to become a bankrupt, third-world nation where squalor is the norm and our elected betters reign over people like kings of a fiefdom. That said, if Gary Johnson even gets near the White House, the entrenched political gangster's devoted character assassinators will quickly appear - stating he's a Nazi, a communist, a member of the Ku Klux Klan, or a pedophile. If that doesn't work, I wager they'll claim he's a tax evader, and at last resort they'll simply have him killed and blame the entire affair on a "terrorist" from Borneo or some other such place. Isn't "democracy" wonderful? Aside from those scenarios, generally speaking, stupid, gullible American drones fall for form, not substance, so this guy is totally fucked, and will never get anywhere, politically speaking. Honestly, Mr. Johnson should stop wasting his time and return to the business of construction, which made him a whole shitload of dough.

Fred S. Karger is a "Log Cabin" Republican hebe faggot who has about as much of a chance of being elected as a snowball has of surviving a trip through a blast furnace. Karger is also a "gay rights" advocate, who desires to make cocksucking, assfucking and cuntlicking by those of the same sex to be accepted as a normative condition by the populace. Considering that perhaps 5% of the overall population is homosexual, that will never happen, ever.

Fred Karger also wants the Mormon Church to change its status on their collective condemnation of queers, and accuses them of being "intolerant". What Karger fails to realize is that Mormonism, like any religion, is an exclusive clique of superstitious talking simians who adhere to a particular worldview, and as such, have the right to believe in whatever the fuck they want to believe in, along with the "right to choose" those they wish to exclude from their group. Sorry Mr. Karger, but exclusionary policies with respect to religious belief is called FREEDOM OF ASSOCIATION, and such views are protected by the goddamn First Amendment, whether you like it or not.

Really, why doesn't this flaming homo simply found his own goddamn church, if he feels the need to believe in and worship a non-existent big head in the sky? Then Karger can invite other "religious" fags and dykes to join him in "fellowship" at his ridiculous church of queers, so they can all feel "included" in the pathetic farce that is religion.

Oh well, so much for Fred Karger, perhaps that childish cocksucker Dan Savage will vote for him; now on to the next posturing Republican asshole.

Anthony Robert "Andy" Martin-Trigona despises Barack Hussein Obama almost as much as I do, and has even went so far as to declare the inept, narcissistic nigger a Moslem foreigner, and that his father was a communist agitator named Frank Marshall Davis. I honestly wouldn't be a goddamn bit surprised if Obama is indeed the bastard child of Davis or some other banana-lipped spearchucker, considering that his cunt mother was a coal burning honky slut with a bad case of jungle fever, and there are indeed some bizarre discrepancies as to the Head Gangster's actual origins. You see, there is that haunting birth certificate horseshit, along with a rather suspicious "Selective Service" registration document, and it is rather strange that a supposed native of the State of Hawaii carries a Connecticut Social Security number. However, calling the clueless eightball a Moslem is completely inaccurate, as Barack Hussein Obama is an atheist, like I am, along with being an absolute fucking hypocrite of the first degree. Aside from that, Martin's detestation of Obama, though admirable, is all he has to trade on, and that makes him unelectable.

Thaddeus George "Thad" McCotter, from what I have read, seems to be a conservative whose fiscal policies seem to make sense on the surface, but as a politician, he's probably just another lying fucking crook with so many skeletons in the closet that they are bursting through the jamb. Unknown and unelectable; even if he is honest, and finds support in his bid for Head Gangster, the cadre of entrenched political gangsters will make certain that he never reaches the White House, by employing good old-fashioned character assassination. You know, things like: he attended a Klan rally when he was five, or called someone a nigger when he was 14, or knocked up a slut when he was 17, or fucked his own mother at 20, etc, etc, etc. If that doesn't work, they'll shift into overdrive, and simply have his head blown off, JFK style, by a "terrorist".

James "Jimmy" McMillan III is a silly eightball who looks like a black Colonel Sanders. A Vietnam veteran, he mouths off about all sorts of things, especially the "the rent is too damn high". That said, McMillan is even less electable than Herman Cain, who will never be elected for anything.

Thomas J. "Tom" Miller is, unfortunately, a goddamn fool; a former flight attendant and middle class single father, his vision of the United States is totally incompatible with the views of the elected gangsters running this dying nation. If he makes any real inroads toward the exalted position of Head Gangster, look for him to be quickly character assassinated by the other crooks in the race, they possibly alleging that he smoked dope, or sucked dicks, molested children or sold drugs. Should that prove ineffective, there is always the JFK plan for the entrenched political gangsters to fall back to, eliminating him from the race permanently, afterward blaming the affair on a "terrorist". In other words, those vicious bastards will do ANYTHING to destroy an upstart outsider who has the audacity to dare to invade their exclusive, criminal clique of privileged, elitist human pigs. Miller's platform sounds good on the surface, but that's about all. Unknown and unelectable.

Charles Elson "Buddy" Roemer III, a former representative and governor, brought floating casinos to the State of Louisiana. That's about all this silly kraut ever did as governor; in his 2012 Presidential campaign he has proposed "campaign finance reform" as his key issue. He has also pledged to limit campaign contributions to $100 per person - is this guy brain-dead or what? At that rate I expect him to raise about $200,000 tops, and you need a hell of a lot more dough than that to BUY the American Presidency. I wager he should pull out all the stops, take anyone's money and campaign on the platform of "America Is Dying". Further, any clown who calls himself "Buddy", rather than "Charles" or perhaps "Charlie" suffers from personal identity issues, and is more than likely a two-faced glad-handing shithead who would promise anything, only to lose any election - even if he ran unopposed. 

Vernon E. "Vern" Wuensche is yet another outsider who will be quickly destroyed, using any means necessary, by the gangster clique if he even gets remotely near to winning the Republican Presidential nomination. They'll say that he smoked dope, fingered his sister, or had sex with animals - any of these should suffice to alienate the slack-jawed drones, even if such allegations are outright lies. Alternative plan "B" is the old standby - pull a JFK on him, then blame it on a "terrorist". His platform sounds good on the surface, but is probably little more than carefully packaged lies, considering he is vying for the exalted position of Head Gangster.

The analysis complete, from where I sit, there is no one at all to vote for, other than "none of the above". Unfortunately, that choice is not on the ballot anywhere in the United States of America. Not that it really matters, as this nation is in its death throes and headed toward insurrection or dissolution - it would take a miracle from a god to stop the inevitable, and I believe in neither miracles nor gods. If I manage to live through the coming debacle, I will laugh like a goddamned jackal, as I have stated for decades that the elected criminals are paving the way for their, and our, destruction. Enjoy the toboggan ride.

Regards,

Conway

A Typical Example of a "Progressive" Blog

This is a tangential missive with regard to comments and commentary, posted just for the hell of it, related to the head eightball and his silly birth certificate.

I was perusing inane horseshit with regard to the head moolie's birth certificate when I came across http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/ a site dedicated to congratulating itself on its own brilliance, and deriding anyone that does not meet their draconian criteria of "progressive thought". Sort of like our kikette friend Sarah Seltzer, who just loves to pontificate on how brilliant she is, and how stupid everyone else is.

Anyone who disagrees with the head Pooh-Bah, a Dr. Conspiracy, is immediately condemned as crazy and even banned, based on the Doctor's infallible judgement. I certainly wish that I could be that fucking omniscient, but I am only a fallible, sludge drinking, stock trading clown, and I admit it. Too bad others can't; anyway, his site is like a Huffington Post in miniature, they tolerate all dissent, as long at that dissent is totally in line with that of the collective. Those not in line are immediately categorized and attacked, akin to a swarm of yellow jackets descending on their latest victim, and swiftly annihilated for the good of all. Herd mentality, plain and simple - and this unfortunate trait will be man's undoing.

I have noticed this phenomenon is quite typical of the far-left and also the far-right; anything outside of the hive worldview is condemned as heretical; literally anathema to the well being of the hive and its drones. This has also occurred  throughout history with man's obtuse religions, as in the case of Catholic Priest Torquemada of the Spanish Inquisition, and of course, our friends the ragheaded Moslems, who kill anyone who disagrees with them, calling them "infidels", even Moslems who believe in shitkicker Allah 1.5, rather that shitkicker Allah 1.0.. Crazy, yes, but that's the way it is.

For the record: Do I think the narcissistic nigger is qualified to be President, i.e., with regard to his birth certificate? 

Answer: I don't really fucking care, as this nation is doomed to destruction from within and from without, and it totally deserves it. Enjoy the toboggan ride. Barack Obama's nothing but a loud mouthed ward heeler, with the true intellect of a corn cob - and I'd tell him that to his goddamned face. The same goes for his predecessors for at least the past fifty years, especially feckless idiots like George W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter and LBJ. Of course, the spin doctors make them appear as geniuses to the credulous - I guess that's why this nation is going down the toilet in every way imaginable, because they are so goddamned brilliant.

I posted another missive for Dr. Conspiracy - and the responses are quickly proving my points. Hopefully those who read will come here, as that was my only intention - linking to another site in the interest of the free exchange of ideas. I really don't give a shit what they may say about me there, or here for that matter - they are anonymous left-wing voices, shouting into the ethers, just like I am, and none of it makes any difference in the scheme of things.

That said, please attend, I am posting the comments, starting with my own latest missive, verbatim. My original comment was, verbatim:


Conway193 May 23, 2011 at 5:22 am  (Quote) #


I call Obama many things; none of them complimentary.

That is the truth, I have nothing complimentary to say about Barack Obama, due to the fact that his personal worldview is antithetical to the United States Constitution. There were childish replies made, including that I was a "hate blogger". Go there yourself to see all of it if you like: http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/ I say why not, they can call me whatever they want to - it is their right to do so - opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they usually stink, my own included.


My rebuttal to their remarks:

Conway193 May 23, 2011 at 4:28 pm  (Quote) #

I couldn’t care less what anyone thinks of me, that should be glaringly obvious if you read my blog, which I am quite sure you didn’t, as it may make you stop and think for a moment. Struck a nerve there, didn’t I? Sorry to challenge you, I guess you just can’t stand the idea of someone with a, shall I say, differing viewpoint regarding your clay idols.

Sure got me some traffic though, and that’s what I was after. All people everywhere should be able to peruse the entire spectrum of thought and make their own judgments, not just adhere to those worldviews approved by individuals like you. I invite the curious to see for themselves what I have to say about topics of mutual interest – I’m sure anyone who does will find them interesting. Disagreeable to some, yes indeed, but also interesting.

You can delete all of my comments now so that none of your readers will have to go though the terrible ordeal of actually thinking for themselves when they read my words, rather than parroting your predictable propaganda.

Do have a nice day, and please don’t forget to call me names. Remember; always attack the messenger, not the message. That way, no one will listen to what he may have to say.

Kind regards,

Conway

Suranis May 23, 2011 at 5:13 pm  (Quote) #

And today’s “Person in the most desperate need of getting laid” award goes to…

Majority Will May 23, 2011 at 5:29 pm  (Quote) #

Suranis:

And today’s “Person in the most desperate need of getting laid” award goes to…

lmao

obsolete May 23, 2011 at 6:05 pm  (Quote) #

Conway193: You can delete all of my comments now so that none of your readers will have to go though the terrible ordeal of actually thinking for themselves when they read my words, rather than parroting your predictable propaganda.

Do have a nice day, and please don’t forget to call me names. Remember; always attack the messenger, not the message. That way, no one will listen to what he may have to say.

I’m not sure if that is an irony meter that exploded, or a self-awareness meter. I can’t quite tell through all the thick smoke.

Speaking of thick smoke, my next-door neighbor’s car caught fire and partially exploded while parked in front of their house yesterday morning. I couldn’t help wondering- what exactly did they do to anger Obama?

Conway193 May 23, 2011 at 6:25 pm  (Quote) #

obsolete: I’m not sure if that is an irony meter that exploded, or a self-awareness meter. I can’t quite tell through all the thick smoke.

Speaking of thick smoke, my next-door neighbor’s car caught fire and partially exploded while parked in front of their house yesterday morning. I couldn’t help wondering- what exactly did they do to anger Obama?

Uh huh.

Conway193 May 23, 2011 at 6:27 pm  (Quote) #

Suranis:

And today’s “Person in the most desperate need of getting laid” award goes to…

This only further proves my point.

JoZeppy May 23, 2011 at 6:54 pm  (Quote) #

Conway193: I couldn’t care less what anyone thinks of me, that should be glaringly obvious if you read my blog, which I am quite sure you didn’t, as it may make you stop and think for a moment. Struck a nerve there, didn’t I? Sorry to challenge you, I guess you just can’t stand the idea of someone with a, shall I say, differing viewpoint regarding your clay idols.

It did make me stop and think for a moment….It made me think, thank God I’m not a foul mouthed ignorant hate monger. And no, you didn’t challenge me in the least. Abuse of profanity is a sign of a simple mind. There is really nothing challeging in dropping the “f” everywhere with the “N” bomb thrown in for the hell of it.

Conway193: invite the curious to see for themselves what I have to say about topics of mutual interest – I’m sure anyone who does will find them interesting. Disagreeable to some, yes indeed, but also interesting.

Sorry, I find nothing interesting in a person who cannot express themselves without out vulgarity and racism thrown in every sentance.

Conway193: Do have a nice day, and please don’t forget to call me names. Remember; always attack the messenger, not the message. That way, no one will listen to what he may have to say.

And I hope you have a nice day too. However, I really couldn’t tell there even was a message on your blog. Somehow it got lost in all that vulgarity, hate, racism, and every other form of low discourse one could come up with. Rather than just pulling the victom card, perhaps you should look to yourself why the message isn’t getting across?

Suranis May 23, 2011 at 6:55 pm  (Quote) #

Conway193: This only further proves my point.

Says the person that earlier said

Conway193:

I couldn’t care less what anyone thinks of me

Apparently you do care, a lot.

Its ok, mate. I could feel your loneliness and sense of inferiority from looking over your page earlier. It does get better over time. I used to feel even worse than you, but it gets better day after day. Just have a little faith in yourself and other people. Not a lot, just let yourself have a little.

Good luck.

Can you believe this ridiculous bullshit?  Note the idiotic, sophomoric remark regarding sexuality. All because I voiced my opinion with regard to the head moolie - stating that I have nothing complimentary to say with regard to him and nothing more. Not one pejorative, not one racial epithet, not even one foul word.  Not that they have the cunt lips to truly read anything I have written - I wager they will refuse to consider any of my thoughts, as their minds are closed. One commenter, noted above, is using the pathetic excuse that he doesn't like my colorful  prose - well, isn't that just too fucking bad. Try growing up and seeing the world as it is, not as you would like it to be.

I won't be making any other posts there, just like with the Huffington Post, as it is a waste of time to converse and or entertain glorified brick walls, whose only responses are that of playground schoolchildren. One credit I must give them, at least for the time being, they have allowed my posts and links to remain - I don't expect they will for very long. If you like, feel free to go there and check them out via the links above, in fact, I urge you to do so and judge it for yourself.

Regards,

Conway

Osama Bin Laden Redux

Conway here, providing more interesting commentary for the reader regarding events in the world at large, complete with fucking foul language, insensitive racial epithets and goddamned blasphemous remarks, directed toward any and all gods, deities, devils, angels, jinns, demons and particularly the loathsome shitkicker Allah, impotent lord of the desert and all faithful Mohammedan ragheads, wherever they may be.

Unfortunately, like an ever-growing metastatic cancer, ragheads and their disgusting ilk never stay where they are supposed to be, i.e., the Middle East shithole they created, and instead seek to force themselves upon other societies, akin to wandering parasites, appropriating the host nation's lucre via welfare and insisting upon telling others how to live, e.g., atheists, Christians, Jews, Hindus, deists, secular humanists, homosexuals, etc, etc, etc, turning the host nation into yet another shithole. It is plainly evident that Moslems are compelled from birth to act in such a fashion, i.e., behaving like intransigent, sanctimonious assholes that know everything, thanks to brainwashing applied by zealots from the time they are old enough to barely speak, together with being constantly immersed in the hate filled vitriol of their idiotic "holy" book, the Koran. How in hell people can believe and foment such idiotic nonsense in 2011 CE is beyond me - I guess you have to be there, growing to adulthood in backward societies run by power mad, delusional clerics, where Moslem males can do most anything they want, including but not limited to rapes and subsequent honor killings of those whom they rape, where women are despised for simply existing and are considered unclean, where empirical knowledge and scientific facts are considered taboo, where "infidels" and homosexuals are simply killed, and where most folks are little more than obtuse, superstitious fools who believe in ridiculous horseshit like witchcraft, demons, devils and genies.

All those "qualities" noted regarding our faithful Moslem brethren, I must confess that I, for once, at least on the surface, agree with the narcissistic, fan eared eightball sitting in the White House, in his sanctioning of the slaughter of Osama Bin Laden, that is if he actually existed and was in fact killed by Navy Seals. I shall continue to agree with Obama's decision, if the killing was in fact ordered by him, rather than a swarthy wop and probable Mafiosi gangster named Leon Panetta, as is alleged by some sources in the media. Should that be true I will withdraw my agreement with the moolie, and instead agree with the wop's decision, who, as history has shown, are much better hit men than niggers could ever be. Really people, who the fuck knows if one can believe anything at all anymore, especially after listening to the contradictory Goebbelsian rhetoric that endlessly pours forth like torrents of lava from the mouths of these conscienceless professional liars called politicians, together with their facilitators, the media. Anyway, it is now said by the talking heads that Bin Laden had planned to have the head nigger killed - if in fact true, boy, would that have been a fucking disaster! I mean, for Christ's sake, Barack Obama's bad enough, but can you imagine a President Joseph Biden? Heaven forbid, Biden barely has the brain capacity to keep his fucking heart beating, let alone run a goddamn nation, and I'm not saying that the nigger is much better, but Obama has more brains in his scrotum than Biden has in his entire body. Further, I am not saying that Obama's empty-eyed, lying predecessor, George W. Bush, dolt extraordinaire, was any better either; in fact, I don't think there's been a decent President of the United States since Theodore fucking Roosevelt, and that was one hundred goddamned years ago!

Interesting propaganda has been coming out on all sides of this debacle, that Osama Bin Laden liked porn, that the Pakistanis were complicit in the harboring of Bin Laden, or that he was killed and disposed of "illegally" according to the throngs of screaming ragheads, and his score of swarthy Mohammedan brats sired by him through his many wives/whores/concubines.

I have already addressed the highly suspicious, seemingly manufactured scenario of Bin Laden's capture, slaughter and ultimate disposal in my last missive, so I will instead concentrate on the above three allegations, analyzing them one at a time. As for Mr. Bin Laden being a porn aficionado, what normal hairless simian male doesn't enjoy looking at photographs of nude hairless simian females engaged in various depictions of graphic sexual activity? I confess that I enjoy ogling naked broads, in actual reality and in pictures, and I'm not afraid to say that I do, as I am a heterosexual male. Conversely, were I a butch female lumberjack who liked ogling naked cunt I wouldn't be afraid to say that either, unlike our deceased "gay" friend Tyler Clementi, the limp-wristed, cocksucking, bashful New York fag who offed himself, as he was ashamed of being a silly queer. Why?

Can't say the same for the mannish Ellen DeGeneres though, she's a cunt licking dyke and proud to be one, the same goes for "Chas" Bono, yet another dyke/man wannabe who had her tits chopped off and I suppose is slated for a cock transplant too. You know, I actually respect these two lezzies in a grudging sort of way; at least they are being honest, as honesty is a desirable quality not seen very much these days. In other words, all pejoratives aside, so fucking what, most EVERYONE on the entire goddamned planet is into sex of whatever variation, and this childish allegation has been put forth by paid Goebbelsian mouthpieces to make Osama Bin Laden appear as a hypocrite to the rest of the world. Whether or not the charges are true does not matter in the least, the fact it is alleged is what counts in the eyes of the propagandists.

Their clumsy premise, credible only to easily manipulated, dronelike fools: Since Osama Bin Laden was a "religious" cleric and political leader of sorts, it was hypocritical for him to have spent his spare time ogling twat and jerking off between muttering occasional prayers to shitkicker Allah, vengeful overlord of the chronically malevolent. Sorry folks, that ain't going to work at all with the fanatical ragheads, they'll either ignore or deny it, and it will only make Bin Laden appear sexually normal to those infidels who know what a real man is - a horny bastard that wants to fuck most every woman he comes across. Honestly, if the propagandists had wanted this sandnigger to appear bad to his fellow Moslems, they should have made up a story claiming he was a predatory gay pedophile that liked to suck off kids, complete with photographs of a smiling Bin Laden doppelganger fucking a ten-year-old boy up the ass.

Osama Bin Laden guilty of hypocrisy with regard to his professed "Wahabi Islamic faith"? Inane bullshit like that is actually considered news these days? Really, most people are much more sophisticated than the elitist powers that be give them credit for.

Try telling that absurd, sophomoric tripe to the cadres of hypocritical American clerics and politicians of every goddamned stripe who have been exposed by the media and others who turned on them for profit, as being thieves, liars, cheats, queers, porn addicts, perverts, whoremongers and Christ only knows what else. Glaring examples are clerical clowns like fraudster and skirt chaser Jim Bakker, faggot Ted Haggard, masturbating whoremonger Jimmy Swaggart, smiling con-man Robert Tilton, and hordes of predatory homosexual Catholic pedophile priests. The dead, cocksucking bead-rattler, "Father" Geoghan, is a prime example of this FACT, at least we don't have his queer ass around to annoy us anymore. Most of these conscienceless bastards are like the goddamned Energizer Bunny, even if exposed as the worst fucking creatures to appear on earth since Charles Manson, they keep going and going and going, making piles of money, oblivious of the fact that they are absolute pariahs in many people's eyes. The same goes for politicians like Bill "Cigar" Clinton, Barney Fag - sorry, I mean Frank, Newt Gingrich, John Edwards, Fairy Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Edward Kennedy and god knows what other vicious unnamed bastards who have gotten away with literal murder while being referred to by their esteemed colleagues as "The Honorable" reincarnation of Vlad the Impaler.

Yes Virginia, the goddamned pot is calling the fucking kettle black - so what else is new? Blatant hypocrisy seems to be a prerequisite for being considered a member of the human race, and apparently has been throughout history. Incidentally, quite a few of the above despicable vermin publicly call, or as in Edward Kennedy's case, called themselves "Christians". Yeah, and I'm a Druid High Priest at Stonehenge; was it not Jesus Christ, Savior of Christians, who reputedly said - "May ye who are without sin, cast the first stone"? These fucking latter-day hedonistic clowns make the Pharisees and Sadducees of the New Testament appear as rank amateurs or goddamned saints in comparison!

As for the nation of Pakistan being complicit in the harboring of Osama Bin Laden - that scenario would not surprise me in the least, and is probably a true statement, as adherents of Islam view all non-Moslems as "infidels" and therefore their enemies, regardless of the Goebbelsian media depicting them as our "friends". Friends my ass, try reading the fucking Koran, it is replete with injunctions to hate, harm, smite, torment, lie to, kill and otherwise obliterate all non-believers (infidels) in the name of shitkicker Allah, vengeful god of the desert.

Regarding Pakistan, what will the United States do about it, if it is proven that they were complicit in the harboring of Osama Bin Laden and his dreadful minions? Nothing at all, that's what - even if hordes of bloodthirsty Pakistani saracens started slaughtering Americans by the shipload, the United States would do absolutely nothing to stop them. The reasons?

1) Moslem Pakistan has nuclear weapons in the form of atomic bombs, most aimed at their sworn enemies, the "infidel" Hindus of India, and the United States hasn't the cunt lips to take them on. Disgusting, isn't it? Mao said it best: The United States is a paper tiger. I'm not so charitable, I put it another way: The United States government is composed of a pack of fucking handwringing cowards living in decadent luxury, who prey on their own people because they haven't the goddamned GUTS to behave like real statesmen. Just look at pieces of simian shit like Barack Obama, who has publicly stated that it is his job to keep others from "defaming" Islam, or Hillary Clinton, the dog-faced Secretary of State cunt who refers to the Islamic tome of death and destruction as the "holy" Koran, or that cowardly, goddamned vermin General David Petraeus, who has the absolute GALL to admonish Terry Jones and those like him for burning the "holy scripture" of the Koran. I swear to fucking Christ, were General George S. Patton of the United States Army alive today, he'd slap Petraeus across the face and call him a goddamned fucking sniveling coward son-of-a-bitch not worthy of the uniform he was wearing, who was giving aid and comfort to the enemy! Then he'd cashier the bastard like the nauseating traitor he is.

Whatever happened to the fucking idea of SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE? Oh, silly me, I forgot, Mosques aren't "churches", so I guess the above rule doesn't apply to Islam, it only applies to Christians, Jews, Sikhs, Hindus, Buddhists, Zoroastrians, those of the Baha'i faith, and devoted worshippers at the Temple of the Holy Michelin Man, Exalted Lord of Radial Tires. Further, Mr. Asshole Petraeus, whatever happened to the FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT? Who the hell do you think you are, asshole? I can do anything I want with a Koran, including wiping my asshole with pages torn from it, and there is not one motherfucking thing that you or anyone else can do about it! A Koran, like the Bible, or the Kama Sutra, or Lady Chatterley's Cross-eyed Syphilitic Lesbian Lover, is a FUCKING BOOK, nothing more, and you didn't say one goddamned word when the US Army BURNED a pile of "holy" Bibles in Afghanistan so they wouldn't "offend" Moslem sensibilities, now did you, General Petraeus? You pathetic, no-good fucking cowardly goddamned hypocritical son of a bitch!

2) The United States pays off Pakistan to the tune of three billion dollars a year not to export nuclear weapons to other bloodthirsty ragheads that hate and want to obliterate any and all "infidels", whatever the hell infidels actually are. They want to do this in the name of their "god" shitkicker Allah, and his prophet, the drooling epileptic pedophile, Mohammed. So much for the silly rhetoric of: "Millions for defense, not one cent for tribute". Our "foreign aid" given to the Moslem cocksuckers in Pakistan is nothing but extorted protection money handed to Moslem gangsters, paid with American tax dollars stolen by soft palmed, self-interested cowards called politicians. Too fucking bad that no one will call it what it really is - high treason!

I know, I know - As a lowly piece of shit serf/subject, I have no "standing" when it comes to the affairs of the nation and the possible consequences it may bring to me personally. I should pay my taxes and keep my fucking mouth shut, or those in power will close it for me forcibly, in the name of freedom, using the pigs, the IRS, or whatever it takes. I don't know my place and have no respect for my betters, the powerful, godlike, superbly trained individuals who have my best interests at heart. I just don't see the "big picture" and simply don't understand the intricate complexities of 21st century diplomacy. Further, I don't have any faith in my esteemed leaders, I'm intolerant, I'm irreverent, I'm a racist, I'm ignorant, I'm a motherfucker, a cocksucker, a drug dealer, a money launderer, my feet stink, my dick is too short, etc, etc, etc - an endless stream of ad hominems that do not begin to address or rebut even ONE of the issues I have put forth in this essay and other articles I have written. Typical, if you can't refute the goddamn message, attack the messenger personally, if that doesn't work, claim he's a communist or a Nazi, or perhaps a drug dealer. If that doesn't work, well, we all know what happens to those folks, don't we?

Well, I have news for arrogant fools making such droll remarks - I don't give a shit what they may say or think about me, and it doesn't take a goddamned Ph.D from fucking Harvard to see enemies like the Pakistanis as the enemies they truly are. Then again, I'm just an old, toothless, sludge drinking bastard, and I can take my simplistic worldview and shove it up my ass sideways - the Pakistanis are our friends and that's it, just like the good old Saudi Arabians are. If the cowards running this benighted place today had been running the US in the 1940's, we'd all be speaking German or Japanese.

Now, to address the hordes of swarthy, screaming, rioting Moslem saracens, the "offended" supporters and relatives of Bin Laden, who have the unmitigated GALL to charge that the US killed this contemptible raghead when he was unarmed, and therefore violated "international law" with regard to this delusional, malevolent, dead, hairless simian creature, Osama Bin Laden. After all, he was only practicing his personal version of "peaceful Islam" by indiscriminately slaughtering nearly 3,000 unarmed individuals of all races, genders, ages, religious affiliations and sexual preferences on September 11, 2001, assuming that such charges are indeed accurate, which I concede they probably are, regardless of, shall I say, anomalous happenings with regard to the collapse of the WTC towers. With that in mind, I suppose I am to believe that Mr. Bin Laden's actions were NOT a violation of "international law", am I correct in that audacious assumption?

Well? I await a cogent rebuttal from any raghead piece of shit that desires to convince me otherwise, but please remember that I am as intransigent as you are, and I don't fear or even believe in your invisible shitkicker Allah, or any other god for that matter.

I'll say one thing - those fucking Islamic bastards across the Middle East should fall to their weak, cowardly knees and thank their worthless shitkicker Allah that I'm not running this goddamned place - I'd lob a few dozen hydrogen bombs at their swarthy asses just for the hell of it, so they could meet their non-existent, impotent, asshole god as quickly as possible. Then if the limeys, frogs, chinks or russkis said one goddamned thing, I'd reply - Go ahead, let's have World War Three now and get it the fuck over with - it's inevitable anyway. I cannot say for the reader, but I'm sick and tired of little pussy undeclared wars of attrition led by bloodthirsty savages, where the vast majority of casualties are simply hapless clowns killed while minding their own goddamn business, as crooked politicians sit on their fat, arrogant asses and laugh at them.

On another interesting note, whoremongering hypocrite and Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has said that the 2012 election will be the most important election since 1860. I don't like Gingrich, and I would never vote for him, but regardless of that, the man is a brilliant historical scholar and he is absolutely correct - the United States is rapidly heading toward a second civil war, and it will make the first one look like a Sunday picnic.

I don't know about any readers, but should I live though it - I plan to enjoy it thoroughly.

Regards,

Conway

The Odious Osama Obama Melodrama

Greetings boys and girls, kindly old Conway has returned with yet another goddamned, motherfucking, cynical, invective filled post guaranteed to piss you off, fill you with fear, make you smile or at least make you THINK, the latter of which is apparently not the strong suit for the mostly hairless, addle brained talking hominids infesting this tiny planet in May 2011 of the Common Era. I submit that thinking never has been a priority for those primate creatures calling themselves man, as so clearly exemplified by history, from the Mesopotamian Sumerians to the present day.

Considering, for all practical purposes, that no one reads these vicious diatribes, I have elected to reduce the amount of posts I create, as I have much better things to do with my fucking time, e.g., eating, drinking sludge, sleeping, trading securities, driving around in my beat up old junker, watching paint dry or mowing grass.

That said, this post will be devoted to a meandering, epithet strewn analysis of the latest "news", if one can, without laughing that is, call the blatant Goebbelsian propaganda of Osama Bin Laden being killed news. The narcissistic eightball, President Barack Hussein Obama, took it upon himself to announce that he had personally directed Navy Seals to slaughter the current focus of evil, Bin Laden, head honcho of "Al Qaeda" as he languished in a compound somewhere in the Islamic hellhole called Pakistan. This of course was critically timed so that the dronelike masses will have the opportunity to bleat "hooray" in unison, praising our messianic Dear Leader for his utter genius in freeing the world from the worst criminal entity since Lex Luthor graced the pages of Superman.

I cannot say for the reader, but it seems to this writer that the population of the United States has sunk into the depths of utter idiocy, a complacent cadre of drooling imbeciles not once questioning even remotely what they are being asked to believe, no matter how obtuse or contradictory. Complacency only fosters decay, and with decadence comes inevitable collapse; history has proven this assertion, and the United States will be no exception. It's bad enough that most people fall for superstition in the form of religion, but when they begin to ignore physical laws and their consequences, together with accepting extremely unlikely scenarios, it becomes not only untenable but absolutely ridiculous. Further, giving credence to any of the cryptic remarks of elected gangsters, only out to cover their own asses and increase their power, especially in critical situations, is as nutty as believing there is red hot ice, soft rocks or elastic wrought iron.

As with most people, self examination is a subjective task at best, such an examiner nearly always viewing their own personality and outlook in the best possible light, regardless of factual deficiencies. I wager that any reader, whether liberal, moderate or conservative, thinks he or she is intelligent, well informed, and virtually incapable of being duped or lied to, relying on their perceived sharp wit to discern truth from falsehood. Very well, if that is so, then why does practically any given reader of this blog believe that:

1) Blasting agents, i.e., ammonium nitrate, which are not high or even low explosives for that matter, can completely destroy reinforced concrete constructions.

2) Burning hydrocarbons, e.g., kerosene, can melt and even liquefy steel, especially in a low oxygen atmosphere.

Use your mind to easily discern the past scenarios I am alluding to, then ignore all my remarks and do your own research regarding the above. I venture you will be very surprised at what you find; either that man has learned how to violate the laws of physics on demand, or that someone is deliberately obfuscating with regard the above man-made disasters. Remember while doing your research that the simplest explanation is usually the best explanation, then draw your own conclusions.

The same goes for our now deceased and waterlogged friend Osama Bin Laden, readers have been told by the media that he is/was a master criminal terrorist, a murderer, and an all around malcontent, that he was an eccentric, wealthy fundamentalist Moslem with his own private army and billions at his fingertips, and that he is/was the enemy of all civilized mankind, you know, sort of like Lex Luthor on steroids, sans the bald head.

Perhaps Bin Laden was no goddamned good; certainly the picture presented for domestic consumption makes for a very disagreeable person indeed, not to mention a ragheaded, intransigent fanatical sandnigger deserving of hatred by all peace loving American drones, but that is not the point. Over the past fifteen or so years, this unstoppable phantasm, Osama Bin Laden, has been credited with all sorts of terroristic attacks, in America, Africa, Europe and Asia, and with other Fox News "alerts" occurring in places like Australia, the Philippines, and Christ knows where else. All were supposedly ordered by this fanatical, unstoppable clown as he sat in his luxurious Bat-Cave in Afghanistan or thereabouts, surrounded by his money, Korans, wives, computers, two-way wrist TVs, teleporters and hordes of henchmen servants, each waiting to carry out his express orders. Face it, the whole goddamned thing sounds highly contrived, if not fucking impossible. No one has the kind of power and dark luck that Osama Bin Laden was alleged to have had, not even the egotistical nigger sitting on his pimply black ass in the Oval Office.

Now don't be a fucking prejudicial bigot and for one moment think that I am defending childish ragheads or their stupid beliefs - the reader already knows what I think of all religion, and especially that of Mohammed the misogynist pedophile Bedouin, and his god, the impotent, non-existent, desert demon shitkicker, Allah. I now submit to the reader, what do you REALLY know, other than that you have been TOLD by others and THINK you know?

Therein lies the rub, for over two decades some very strange things have happened in and to the United States, apparently defying explanation, at least when it comes to those capable of critical thinking. Reinforced concrete buildings are completely destroyed by anemic, homemade ANFO bombs, buildings designed to withstand 140+ MPH winds keel over and fall down from kerosene fires caused by airplane collisions, and politicians, rather than addressing the supposed causes of these terrible happenings, instead sit there with their fingers in their asses, passing draconian laws to control their own people further, while doing little or nothing to prevent other attacks. In addition, rather than carefully examining all the evidence, the evidence is given a cursory perusal for effect and then quickly destroyed for whatever reason, while the brain-dead masses sit there, empty-eyed and slack jawed, shrugging and changing the channel to their favorite ball game, mindless sitcom or inane "reality show", the stressful effects of actual reality being a very boring business.

Back to Osama Bin Laden, Usama Bin Ladin, Tim Osman or whatever the fuck he was called. We are supposed to believe that this gangly, diabetic, diseased sandnigger fanatic was the Pooh-Bah of a stealthy international gang of fiendish thugs, dedicated to wreaking havoc from America to New Zealand. To any thinking individual it was laughable, Bin Laden was presented to the world as a veritable Professor Moriarty, a diabolical fiend of such genius that even fucking Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick Watson would be hard pressed to stop him. Better yet, the arch-criminal character of Osama Bin Laden seemingly resembled a prototypical Killer Kane, with his army of fanatical thugs hell bent on turning the earth into a sharia hellhole with Bin Laden reigning as Supreme Dictator. Yeah, and I'm Vlad Dracula - where the fuck is Buck Rogers when you need him?

In other words, to a critical observer, the whole Bin Laden/Al Qaeda shebang sounds like an impossible tale stolen from the pages of a goddamned comic book, complete with an elusive, fiendish, resourceful, larger than life leader bent on utter chaos and destruction, surrounded by legions of devoted sycophants who will do anything, including but not limited to walking off cliffs, at his command. That, or the whole fucking Bin Ladin/Al Qaeda is a clumsy, manufactured contrivance created to frighten gullible fools - a smoke screen cleverly created by a diabolical group of power-mad criminals like politicians, who do have trillions at their disposal, their own armies at their command, and the ability to have anyone they dislike or consider a threat eliminated in whatever fashion, using machine guns, bombs, poisons, convenient heart attacks, or even by having those so targeted duly apprehended as a "drug dealer" with all supporting evidence supplied for conviction as a "kingpin".

Really people, which scenario sounds more plausible?

Just open your goddamned eyes for one minute and look at the situation - the worst monster since fucking Adolf Hitler is finally located, and rather than taking him into custody for trial, he is conveniently slaughtered, and then unceremoniously dumped headfirst into the sea, all within a day, and with NO photographs of the arch-criminal fiend available to prove he was in fact killed.

Some will take issue with this and say: "Osama Bin Laden was too dangerous to take into custody." Strange, according to the reports, he was unarmed when he was killed. If so, why wasn't he taken into custody for trial - it would have been one of the greatest adjudicative events of the 21st century! So, why was he not saved for a show trial, rather than simply being killed? I wager some very strange bedfellows would have been revealed by the defendant, that's what, while jurors sat there with jaws agape. Honestly, I would have been astonished if Bin Laden had even managed to make it to a trial, rather than "dying of a heart attack" or "renal failure", or perhaps succumbing to a fatal "insulin reaction" in his cell. Yes Virginia, the talking apes running this goddamned planet are absolute vicious bastards who would make Machiavelli blush, and they will do anything to achieve their aims.

Fuck all that, now, since Lex Luthor Professor Moriarty Killer Kane Osama Bin Laden is really most sincerely dead, why haven't the citizens of this country, and indeed the rest of the world, been allowed to see the grisly photos? According to the head moolie, he will not allow the pictures to be released, that is, if the pictures even exist, which must be admitted is a valid speculation, considering the fashion in which the United States government seems to work these days.

That said, I will offer the reader a "multiple choice" as to why the photo(s) are not being released.

A) Photos don't exist because one of the Navy Seals fucked up and forgot to remove the lens cap.


B) Photos don't exist because no one was killed, or those that were killed were the wrong people, and the mangled corpse of "Osama Bin Laden", now residing in Davy Jone's locker courtesy of the US Navy, didn't look anything like the real Osama Bin Laden anyway, that is if Bin Laden actually exists or did exist, who is, incidentally, now living in Tahiti as a retired Elvis impersonator.


C) The graphic photos of Osama Bin Laden's holed head are classified "top secret" on orders of the narcissistic eightball, and would be "offensive" or "disturbing" to those pussies having sensitive eyes, and they would possibly hurt their itty-bitty shitty feelings too. After all, they might go off and have nightmares or hurt themselves, and we don't want that, now do we?


D) We have no standing in Dear Leader's eyes, and we can whistle for the fucking photos, as with the case of the nigger's birth certificate, a facsimile of which has now magically appeared, thanks to a goofy loudmouthed jackass and real estate huckster named Donald Trump. Further, Obama's personal secretary in charge of photo dissemination is a mean old man-hating bull dyke named Helen Getit, in other words, we can go to hell and get it.


E) It would piss all the peace loving Moslem ragheads off and they would riot, shout "Death to America", burn American flags and declare a "jihad" on the US for displaying their "holy martyr" like a boar hog carcass hanging at a meat market.

Taking each choice, I will now review the merits and faults of each, starting with "A".

Regarding "A", I wager Navy Seals aren't that stupid, and there would have been multiple cameras on the scene anyway. Totally impossible in any universe.

As for "B", either variation may in fact be possible, and is the most likely scenario, that is excepting for the Elvis part.

Quite possibly it is "C", an evasive cowardly, politically correct, hackneyed excuse, a pre-programmed response used in lieu of  "Fuck you, it's none of your goddamned business, shut the hell up and pay your fucking taxes or I'll call the goddamned IRS on you! This response is possibly being employed as a cover for non-existent photos of Osama Bin Laden, q.v. "B".

As for "offensive" or "disturbing" photographs, not to mention videos complete with audio, we already have a fucking shitload of them, available to anyone with the click of a mouse. For example, we have grisly footage of Daniel Pearl getting his fucking head sawed off by peaceful Moslems shouting the name of their shitkicker god Allah, we have graphic photos of Nicholas Berg's rotting, beheaded carcass, and we have video and audio of planes crashing into buildings and killing scores of people, and we have audio of a dude named Kevin Cosgrove being crushed to death as the WTC South Tower collapsed on top of him. We even have detailed color photos of women with their tits hanging out and having their throats slit by peaceful Moslems, and we have other photos of limeys, krauts, niggers, kikes, and even some some slant-eyed gooks being slaughtered by loving, peaceful Moslem worshipers in the name of shitkicker Allah and his wild-eyed babbling idiot, pedophile Mohammed.

Really, how disturbing or offensive are those fucking photos, baby?

"D" may also be possible, considering Obama's evident megalomania. He is secretive, he loves power, and apparently enjoys playing "keep away".

"E" is barely worth considering, especially since the peaceful, loving sandniggers are already sworn to destroy all infidels via jihad, and are constantly slaughtering those that don't worship shitkicker Allah, revere his pedophile Mohammed, or don't worship the right "version" of Allah, whatever that actually is, other than the insane delusions of a dead epileptic psychopath.

So, what is my take on all this bullshit?

Take a wild guess, assuming of course that I actually give a shit.

Regards,

Conway