Terminated Teenage Thug Trayvon Martin & Gun Toting Greaser George Zimmerman

Greetings, your friend Conway is here with more cynical observations regarding the gigantic insane asylum that is the United States of America, a benighted, bankrupt nation ruled by greedy, elitist, delusional despots and controlled by misanthropic, sadistic malevolents thinly disguised as police.

That noted, I am posting only occasionally as of late, as my writing of articles like these are an uncompensated, self-imposed task, not to mention being a colossal waste of time and effort to compose vicious polemical essays that no one reads - other than being perused by my good friends at the NSA on occasion, diligently scanning my terse screeds for anything that could be considered a threat to anyone, in the name of "freedom" of course. Freedom my goddamned, motherfucking ass - Americans are not free, they never were free, and they have no rights at all and they never did - watch the late George Carlin's observations regarding American "freedom" and "rights" if you are obtuse enough to think otherwise.

Anyway, to the matter at hand - an apparently shiftless, troublemaking, 17 year old nigger kid and gangster wannabe named Mr. Trayvon Martin was shot and killed by a 28 year old, fat spic named Mr. George Zimmerman down Florida way on 26 February 2012. Yes, Zimmerman is the beaner's surname; his old man's a goddamn Nazi kraut from Virginia and his mother's a swarthy wetback hailing from Peru; talk about opposites attracting. Now, one month later, angry Mau-Maus are on the march across the country, demanding justice for Trayvon, whatever that is or is supposed to be, regardless of what Martin allegedly did to escalate the situation that led to his demise. You see, contrary to what the Goebbelsian media has presented for slackjawed drones to absorb, actual evidence seemingly exonerates Mr. Zimmerman. He, a wannabe pig, allegedly acted in defense of his life, i.e., the shooting occurred after Mr. Martin jumped his fat ass, and yet the jigs want him crucified like Jeebus due to the fact that he didn't let some angry, banana-lipped moolie beat him to death before the fucking pigs arrived.

Go figure - the coons even have the audacity to say that beaner Zimmerman is a racist whitey cracker, and "Dat it be da white folks fault mafukka", and other easily predictable, hackneyed bullshit that they've repeatedly bleated for untold decades. Really people, what the fuck do honkys even remotely have to do with this idiotic, goddamned debacle? George Zimmerman is not a whitey by any measure of the word - anymore than the narcissistic jackanapes sitting in the White House is, despite having a dog faced, coalburner honky mother who suffered from a bad case of jungle fever. 

Blown out of proportion events like this trigger civil wars; I have predicted a vicious bloodbath for this nation over the past decade, and it seems that its arrival is imminent - welcome, storm, welcome. Get this - none other than the Black Panthers, an ersatz KKK for eightballs, is offering a reward of ten grand for the abduction of the greasy spic's hide, which is against the law incidentally, and professional, parasitic agitators like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are milking the situation for all it is worth - to fill their bursting pockets with even more filthy lucre. Even the shitkicking Moslem maniac Louis Farrakhan, a delusional shitskin who allegedly visits dead Islamic eightballs in Earth orbit, is publicly stating there will be "retaliation" for this incident. Retaliation for what, and directed toward whom, I ask - what does any other person, of any color, age, or sex, on the entire goddamned planet, have to do with this situation? Yet another troublemaking spook calling himself Spike Lee reportedly broadcast Mr. Zimmerman's street address over Twitter - that is called "intimidation" and is supposedly against the law - don't hold your goddamned breath waiting for this nosy, troublemaking bastard to be collared for his crime. Just ask a pair of goofy latter-day nazi crackers named Harold Turner and William White - both were charged and imprisoned for the same offense - publicly posting the names and addresses of those individuals they didn't like, and nothing more. Fucking double standards sicken me to my core; this decadent, bankrupt, hypocritical, dying nation deserves anything it gets, from being overrun by its enemies to being completely annihilated by thermonuclear explosions.

I candidly submit that all these posturing clowns had better watch their step; this nation is on the brink of armed insurrection, and if when it comes, niggers, a small minority of the population, will be wiped out by pissed off beaners, crackers, injuns and gooks, who will probably turn on each other after the spooks are dealt with. 

I don't know about you, but I'll sit back and laugh at all of those glorified chimps, howling like a goddamned jackal when it happens.

EARTH TO TALKING, IDIOTIC, MOSTLY HAIRLESS SIMIANS, AKA HUMANS: Disparate races and cultures cannot live together, as they will resent, oppose, and finally kill each other, like the chimpanzee descendants that they are. Why - who the fuck knows, but it is clearly obvious to anyone capable of critical thinking, simply look at history. Sure, a tiny percentage of people of any color can live together, but there are always exceptions to rules. That said, by and large the races hate each other's guts, not to mention despising each other's beliefs and traditions, for whatever goddamned reason.

Oh well, such is the nature of man, there is nothing I can do about it, and even if I could, I wouldn't take the trouble to bother. Charles Darwin once opined that one race of humanity will eventually supplant all others in a glaring example of survival of the fittest. I agree with his observation completely, and wager the pragmatic gooks will be victorious in the end, having slaughtered everyone else, using any means at their disposal, by the latter part of the 23rd century or thereabouts.

Interesting premise, isn't it, but it is man's not so distant future: No more blue-eyed honkys, no more black-skinned niggers, no more blondes or redheads, no more broad nosed, nappy headed hos, no more kikes, injuns or wogs - all courtesy of those scheming, evil slopes. What the hell, look on the bright side - at least we'll be rid of those nutty, shitkicking, quasi-Caucasoid ragheads, their absurd "religion" of Islam, and their silly fucking Koran, not to mention all that other goofy superstitious prattle hailing from that area. Then, perhaps, the living remainder of man can resume evolving into something other than than the self-convinced, arrogant, apelike idiot that he is, though I honestly doubt it. More than likely, the chinks, japs and other assorted gooks will render themselves extinct shortly thereafter, slaughtering each other in a final Armageddon over whatever silly gods are left, inane political theories, or perhaps over fucking Pokemon being better than Hello Kitty, or vice versa. 

Now to a brief, cursory summary of the Martin-Zimmerman case, as far as I have been able to construct a summary of it, based on woefully incomplete data. To begin, Mr. Trayvon Martin, having been suspended from school for having a baggie in his locker with traces of pot in it, was apparently strolling home from a local convenience store, after allegedly purchasing Skittles, a form of candy, and a can or bottle of "Arizona Iced Tea". 

For reasons unknown, Mr. George Zimmerman spotted Martin on foot and felt he was "acting suspiciously", and called the pigs to report Martin's vexing presence. There had been a rash of burglaries in the area, so I suppose it was not out of the ordinary for an unknown individual in the area to be considered suspicious by those living there. Zimmerman, admittedly a bit overzealous when it came to his "Neighborhood Watch" activities, went against the dispatcher's advice to wait for the pigs and elected to pursue Martin, calling after him to stop for questioning. Having briefly eluded Zimmerman, according to his statement, Martin reappeared and then began to beat the living shit out of Zimmerman, who then shot Martin in the chest point blank with a 9mm handgun. 

End of story, or so it seems, the police accepting Zimmerman's version of the story, together with witnesses coming forward, substantiating his statements. As physical proof of the altercation, greasy Zimmerman had a fat lip, a busted nose, a bloodied skull and grass stains on the back of his outfit, signifying that he had apparently been in contact with good Mother Earth during the fracas, with paramedics confirming his injuries. Hence, the police found no cause to place greaser Zimmerman in custody, and later released him to go about his business. In the meantime, moolie Trayvon Martin, probable small time drug dealer and apparent thug, was down for the count, having joined the ranks of the unbreathing, and was unceremoniously hauled away via Floridian meatwagon to the local morgue for an autopsy.

Then, rather than fading away as another dubious example of man's love for his fellow man, this unfortunate situation was further infected by weeks of rumor, lies and innuendo, turning it into a festering boil that was repeatedly prodded and picked at by determined agitators until it finally morphed into the angry, oozing carbuncle it is today. Shrill spooks are blaming the pigs for having not arrested Zimmerman, blaming whiteys for existing, and employing the pathetic excuse that Zimmerman, a obese beaner, had "asked for it" by accosting Martin, plainly stating that even if Martin had physically assaulted Zimmerman, he deserved it for being a "profiler" and a "racist". As with Floridian slut Casey Anthony, the mob rules, and be damned if the facts are contrary to what they have been led to believe by the Goebbelsian media - that a terrible racist honky/nazi/klansman had shot a "little black boy" in cold blood. Just look at the ancient pictures of a 12 year-old Trayvon Martin plastered all over the media, in a clumsy but effective attempt to elicit sympathy for him - and to foster anger at Zimmerman, depicted as a dour man whose only mission in life is to kill people.

Really people, seventeen year old, 6'3", 140 lb nearly full-grown niggers are not "children" by any fucking measure of the word - judging from the available evidence, that aggressive, stupid, smart-mouthed punk Trayvon Martin got a little more than he expected from a short, fat beaner named George Zimmerman, deftly using the "great equalizer".

Though my opinion carries little weight, judging from the available evidence, at this time I call it "justifiable homicide", or, using "pig" terminology, a "good shooting." That may change, though I do have my doubts.

Regards,

Conway

Pennsylvania "Judge" Mark Martin, A Misanthropic Moslem Maniac

Greetings reader, Conway here, presenting one of the most odious pieces of "news" that I have ever had the goddamned misfortune to peruse.

I've said before that the United States is a dying nation, but after reading this literally unbelievable shit:

http://news.yahoo.com/penn-judge-muslims-allowed-attack-people-insulting-mohammad-210000330.html

I now know for certain that this moribund dump is headed for a fucking bloodbath of epic proportions.

I'm bored and have much better things to do with my time, so I shall dispense with any lengthy or verbose commentary. Readers are already aware of my uncomplimentary opinion of superstitious, shitkicking Moslem cavemen of any variety, along with every other inane religious superstition, so simply read the article for yourself, and make up your own mind.

I will leave you with this thought - delusional religious fanatics like the shitkicking Mohammedans should be rendered innocuous using any fucking means available, or they will eventually have to be completely exterminated, like so many cockroaches, for being the annoying, intolerant, intransigent, misogynist, hate-filled, self-convinced, arrogant, murderous, contemptible vermin that they truly are, for the collective good of the rest of civilized mankind.

Regards,

Conway

Josh Powell and Grasping at Straws

Hello again.

Your friend Conway has returned with yet another jaded missive, illustrating the utter insanity that has become the United States, a nation where mere suspicions, no matter how nebulous, contrived or utterly obtuse, have seemingly become the norm, and those so suspected are always guilty until proven innocent by a jury of easily led, hopping marsupials cunningly disguised as peers.

Call me an inflexible contrarian, but in a dying nation run from top to bottom by amoral criminals out only for their own interests, I question everything that occurs. I take nothing told to me at face value, excepting perhaps for obvious statements like "water is always wet when not frozen or gaseous", or "air is generally breathable when not composed of chlorine". In personal interactions, I remain gregarious though somewhat aloof, and when it comes to "news", I acquire, digest and ruminate, forming a value judgment only when I determine that sufficient data has been received. Though impossible for anyone called human to achieve, stoic objectivity in deduction and subsequent action is always my goal; I guess that is why I have the guts to trade the bourses during such a volatile period in history. That, or I am absolutely fucking insane, feel free to make the call if you like; I assure you I won't care.

We shall now examine the dreadful case of Josh Powell, a young man who, after enduring torment for years by both the police and media, actually committed a crime for which he could have been successfully prosecuted - the slaughter of his two children, Braden and Charlie, via hatchet, akin to a latter-day, male Lizzie Borden. Fortunately - or unfortunately, that is, if one is into the idea of extracting pounds of flesh, he afterward committed suicide by burning himself to death in a self-inflicted auto-da-fe. This action of self-immolation saved taxpayers millions of dollars by averting a costly trial, yes, but left behind a plethora of unanswered questions regarding his motive for the murder/suicide, along with the earlier, unsolved disappearance of his wife Susan, that event having occurred on or about December 6, 2009.

As of this writing, even after myriad attempts by pigs to find a grave in the desert using "sniffer" dogs, together with digging up a patch of Utah landfill, there still is no empirical evidence that Josh Powell had anything to do with his wife vanishing. It must be admitted that the circumstances of her disappearance were unusual to say the least, and Mr. Powell, at least on the surface, was a "person of interest", which is a clever Orwellian euphemism for "the prime suspect". However, being considered a suspect does not make one guilty in a society where innocence is supposedly presumed under the law. Citing due process, appropriate charges and a trial based on pertinent evidence are required to determine the guilt of a suspect like Powell, and without evidence, all the pigs and prosecutors had were their suspicions that he had done away with his wife. I submit for the record that anyone can be suspected of anything, but without evidence supporting suspicion; all there is is suspicion, and nothing more.

Thwarted and infuriated by Mr. Powell retaining a mouthpiece and exercising his Fifth Amendment right, guilty or not, the pigs labeled him "uncooperative" for not falling into a clever trap they had devised for him. Really, people, what did they expect him to do? I of all people should know how fucking pigs behave - remember, decades ago they took my money and dragged me off to the local pigsty for interrogation. While in custody, the mendacious, manipulative bastards tried to tell me to my face that they had "evidence" of me being a "drug dealer", while I laughed out loud in their goddamned faces. They even had the audacity to inform me that I was guilty, period, and if I didn't "cooperate", I would be "fucked up my ass by big buck niggers", or words to that effect. While that was occurring their fellow pigs rifled my trunk and helped themselves to my tools, but I guess that's another story. Cops are pigs, out to destroy anyone they deem worthy of destruction; they are amoral to the core and to be avoided at all costs - what more can I say?

Striking back at Powell for his defiance, the media were apparently instructed by infallible authorities to make the man appear as some sort of evil monster, to mesmerize and herd the drones into collectively denouncing him, led by the snide, obsessed, vengeful, dog-faced harpy, Nancy Grace of CNN. It seems to be a sign of the times; if the reader does not think such travesties occur every day in this benighted country, I suggest you open your motherfucking eyes and actually observe what is now happening here with alarming regularity. You are not free by any means, nor do you have any "privacy" - get used to it and pay your goddamn taxes, you lowly serf!

Anyway, Josh Powell, apparently figuring he could "move away" from his accuser's velvet gloves, retreated to Puyallup, Washington, occupying a domicile there with his sons and his father, Mr. Steve Powell. So, the pigs and their determined facilitators, together with the media, shifted into overdrive, at first arresting grandfather Steve at their home on charges of child pornography and voyeurism, crimes of which he may or may not be guilty. With dear old dad neutralized, they apparently set about employing any method they could to drive his son Josh out of his fucking mind, clearly succeeding in the end, though with unforeseen consequences, or perhaps "collateral damage". Leaping at the opportunity thanks to his father's odious actions, together with the legalistic urging of Mr. Chuck Cox, maternal grandfather of Braden and Charlie, Mr. Powell's children were removed from his home and placed with Grandpa Cox and company.

The question "why" immediately comes to mind, considering that Powell's father was the supposed disgusting pedophile and voyeur, and had been placed in custody in the Pierce County hoosegow, but I suppose the authorities wanted to "protect" the kids from the son of a father who is apparently a pedophile. Honestly, I wouldn't put it past the pigs to simply plant "evidence" implicating the elder Powell to support their position and further their aims, just look at the dreadful case of the Danziger Four, a quartet of corrupt, murderous pigs from New Orleans. The entire scenario sounds ridiculous and contrived to anyone capable of critical thinking, but that's the way it seems to be. Covering their crooked, power-mad asses, the pigs quickly labeled the younger Powell as a "person of interest" regarding pedophilia and voyeurism that is, sans any evidence of course, and the rest is history, so to speak. 

Moving on, Josh Powell, in an attempt to "cooperate", then rented a domicile in Tacoma, in a futile ploy to regain custody of his sons. Infuriated by the man's attempt to meet their demands, authorities countered that "disturbing" depictions of incest and other unsavory items were found on his computer, seized in late 2009, without being specific. In case the reader is unaware, photographs of adult pornographic actors illustrating incestuous situations are not against the law, and there are myriad sex flicks devoted to this particular genre, available everywhere in the United States. Disgusting? Sure, but it's completely legal, so get over it and move on. 

Therein lies the rub - only until after he and his offspring were dead did authorities reveal that all of the depictions on the younger Powell's computer were fucking CARTOONS, and nothing more. Possessing graphic depictions of incest, rape, mayhem or even murder, illustrated via cartoon images, are NOT AGAINST THE LAW EITHER, excepting perhaps for backward places filled with stupid troglodyte ideologues, like the state of Florida where they consider them "obscene". Just ask an artist named Mike Diana; so much for the First Amendment, I guess.

Enough; a concise synthesis deduced from all of the above now follows:

Either Josh Powell was guilty of disposing of his wife in whatever fashion, of which the authorities have absolutely no evidence of at all, or they were determined to maneuver him into a coerced "confession" of the disappearance/murder of his wife at all costs, even to the point of tormenting him out of his goddamned mind. If the latter is the case, while not condoning nor implying that Powell was justified in murdering his sons, the man was eventually driven to the point of abject insanity, and seeing no way out of the situation, decided to slaughter his children and himself in a macabre effort to stop forever his vengeful persecutors. I suppose one could say he succeeded in that venture, if death can be portrayed as success; they definitely can't fuck with him anymore, that's a fact.

All that said, the original case of Susan Powell's disappearance strikes me as rather specious and contrived; an easy way out for stymied pigs, based on the hackneyed conjecture of: "He was her husband; his alibi is questionable, so he did it", regardless of an absolute dearth of evidence supporting that theory. By employing this peculiar method of "thinking", one can also present the following example of a logical fallacy, and many more like it, all of them false:

A) Dogs are mammals.

B) Humans are mammals.

C) Therefore, all dogs are humans, and vice versa.

In preparation for ending this lengthy piece, I'm far from a bleeding heart; I support the death penalty, even to the draconian point of legally sanctioned torture beforehand of the duly convicted with regard to particularly heinous crimes, provided there is actual evidence to support the conviction. That aside, judging from history, I submit most humans infesting this globe are little more than arrogant, idiotic, self-convinced, hypocritical, superstitious talking apes who don't know their asses from holes in the ground, and generally follow the herd. In a sincere appeal to reason, as with the case of acquitted Floridian Casey Anthony, or the executed, probably innocent Texan Cameron Todd Willingham, all I ask for is:

In the future, please submit TANGIBLE FUCKING EVIDENCE of a crime when in pursuit of suspects, rather than relying on subjective criteria like intuition, supposition, innuendo, character assassination, and woefully inadequate circumstantial evidence. It will make subsequent trials much easier to prosecute, and will spare suspect though legally innocent individuals from being literally ground up in the gears of "justice", whatever that actually is. Upwardly mobile prosecutors and their pigs may actually save a few lives that way, by not driving folks crazy with their obsessive goddamned zeal, pursuing specters created in their own minds. Unfortunately, even the most well meaning of people hate being wrong; it's embarrassing, not to mention damaging to one's credentials, and especially so when it comes to being liable for malicious prosecution. Just ask a vengeful, zealous, former district attorney named Michael Nifong, now a disgraced, disbarred lawyer from North Carolina, of Duke University Lacrosse infamy.

Okay, at last getting down to my take on this situation - do I, your friend Conway, think that Josh Powell murdered his wife?

Answer: Who the fuck knows; probably. I also think the cute honky slut Casey Anthony slaughtered her daughter Caylee, and that nigger O.J. Simpson killed his wife Nicole, together with a hebe named Ron Goldman, but what I THINK is not the goddamn issue here. Putting it another way, do I think authorities had sufficient evidence to PROVE any of these cases in a court of law beyond a "reasonable doubt"?

Answer: Not at all.

You know, it would be ironic indeed if Susan Powell suddenly reappeared, alive, perhaps suffering from amnesia or as an escaped victim of a twisted kidnapper or rapist like Brian David Mitchell - I wonder what the pigs and Nancy Grace would say then? I wager they'd quickly come up with some sort of inane, rhetorical bullshit to appease the drooling, confused drones, and then move on to attacking someone else.

Regards,

Conway

Vegetable Giffords Redux, Illustrating Blatant Internet CENSORSHIP

Hello again; for the benefit of the reader I am posting this addendum, regarding America's favorite vegetable, Ms. Gabrielle Giffords, poster child of the forcibly disabled.

The You Tube link posted on the preceding article originally had the option for viewers to post comments. The comments, together with the option to post further comments, have since been removed.

I have proof of this; simply click on the screenshot, and, if you like, go to my You Tube channel for verification. I can't change the fucking thing, excepting for removing my own proof, and I'm not going to do that. Perhaps my good friends at the NSA have other ideas; I suppose time will tell.

Anyway, over 1,500 comments had been made on the "giffords2" You Tube channel, including my cold-blooded, plainly insulting take on her scripted, stilted, vacuous peroration. A few comments were nauseating compliments and rhetorical well-wishes posted by sycophantic admirers, or perhaps her facilitators, but most of the overwhelmingly uncomplimentary comments posted made my silly comment appear woefully benign. Many stated the equivalent of "who cares what happened to a crooked politician"; while others were openly hostile to the point of stating that all politicians should be shot like she was, whereas others plainly stated that they wished she had died from her injuries.

I have made sport of her inarticulate, robotesque speech pattern, her disfigured, dented skull, her Wizard of Oz rusty tin-man gait, and even stated in a preceding post that she would have been better off dead, considering her injuries and subsequent afterlife as a gorked-out, pathetic, laughable freak. However, I have never once written or have said to anyone that she should have died, nor have I implied, explicitly or otherwise, that she should have died. On the other hand, her damaged physical condition and clearly demonstrable mental deficiencies, as seen and heard in the video, seemingly validate my earlier comments; Q.E.D.

Her assailant, Fester/Loughner, is an incarcerated six time murderer who even slaughtered a child in his vicious assault on Vegetable Giffords and company. In the aftermath, what did the Goebbelsian media do - they tried to portray him as some sort of Tea Party member, when in reality he was a deranged, fucked-up anarchist who makes past jokers like Sacco and Vanzetti appear as mere pretenders. The despicable piece of shit, Loughner, easily qualifies for the death penalty; whether he will get it is open to debate, considering he is "mentally ill" along with other completely unprovable psychiatric legerdemain.

So, what is my synthesis after digesting the facts of the comments being removed from the "giffords2" You Tube channel?

If there is any truth behind the deleted, vicious remarks, other than the meaningless rants of amused Internet trolls trying to top each other, Giffords' facilitators realize that she and probably most other American politicians are absolutely HATED by the American people, with a palpable hatred that is sowing and nurturing the seeds of revolution.

Oh yes, and please forgive me for my trespass; I do sincerely apologize to everyone for not using enough foul language and uncomplimentary ethnic epithets in this, and the preceding polemical essay.

Regards,

Conway

NEWSFLASH: Vegetable Gabrielle Giffords Resigns

Conway here, callous as always, penning yet another short but verbose, vitriolic missive with regard to the despicable coterie of obnoxious vermin governing this moribund, bankrupt entity, the United States of America.

A not unexpected turn in the seemingly endless, syrupy Gabrielle Giffords saga has FINALLY occurred, with said victim Giffords or her facilitators posting a disjointed, painfully inarticulate clip announcing her resignation from the Elected Gangsters Club, otherwise known to slackjawed drones as Congress. Upon physical inspection it seems, on the surface, that she has made a remarkable recovery, considering her injury of forced cranial ventilation, courtesy of deranged gunman Uncle Fester/Jared Loughner, a now imprisoned creature/constituent nuttier than a goddamned fruitcake.

However, once she opens her mouth it is profoundly clear that no one is home, so to speak, her scripted remarks reminding me of a souped-up Stephen Hawking voice synthesizer, or a newly activated android reminiscent of Gene Roddenberry's "The Questor Tapes" starring Robert Foxworth and Mike Farrell. Look the latter up; it was damned good for a 70's TV movie.

Any other individual would have been left to bleed out and die on a gurney in an emergency room annex, but considering that "Representative" Giffords is so much more important and better than the rest of we lowly serfs, like the now rotting, amoral, mendacious, murderous swine Edward Moore Kennedy was, untold millions of taxpayer dollars were appropriated from the people to save the life of this idiotic, babbling vegetable.

That noted, I read a silly article some time back that selected people were, or are, being "replaced" by physically identical machines or robots, like something out of the fucking Stepford Wives, and while I submit such an idea is completely preposterous, Giffords would be the poster child for such a sinister agenda. Her movements, speech and expressions are contrived and robotic, including the macabre grin that she manages at the end of the piece. Really, it wouldn't surprise me if she is actually an experimental, cobbled together, remote-controlled, mindless cyborg; what is left of her brain augmented with top-secret, biometrically powered, low-voltage VLSIC microprocessors wired in place of her destroyed speech center.

Don't believe me for one goddamned moment - see the pathetically ridiculous spectacle for yourself; possessing a strong stomach or having a bottle of Pepto-Bismol on hand is advised:

What the hell, at least she articulates better than Dick Clark does...

Regards,

Conway

The 2012 Presidential Election: American GARBAGE on Parade

Hello again, Happy fucking New Year and all that banal horseshit, from your friend, Conway.

With the superficial courtesies now out of the way - I swear to motherfucking Christ, when it's already bad enough, it gets even worse. Calling the United States a literal madhouse is the understatement of the century.

Sure, I concede without prejudice that the rest of the globe is fucked up too, with loony, shitkicking Moslems gleefully killing each other and anyone else they don't like in the name of non-existent shitkicker Allah, together with absurd laws passed by "compassionate" idiots in Europe against "offensive" speech - promoted by self-destructive fools in deference to delusional, interloping ragheads and other foreign parasites, along with tyrannical, unenforceable prohibitions against "hate" and "racism", whatever the definitions of such actually are.

Alas, the definition of the former perceived "crimes" does indeed seem to vary, depending on who the alleged "offender" is; if the name on the docket is an indigent European individual like Brigitte Bardot or Geert Wilders; they are automatically guilty of whatever offense, no matter how trivial. Conversely, if one is an illiterate, superstitious, hate-filled, Koran-toting sandnigger hailing from the miasmic depths of Saudi Arabia, the opposite is true - in other words, foreign interlopers are always "innocent" of practically every offense, no matter how disgusting or heinous, in favor of their "religion". That goes even if a horny group of puerile, 36 year old virgin Moslem ragheads elect to gang-rape some hapless, young, cute pinkskinned cunt who was simply minding her own goddamned business, legally sunbathing in a bikini on a beach in Norway.

However, this benighted dump, the United States, was supposed to be a different sort of political entity, set apart from the rest of the planet, never to be administered or led by cunning despots like George III, Herr Hitler or Joseph Stalin, regardless of the disgusting megalomaniacs running this place for at least the past century. You know exactly what I mean, a nation, founded by blatant hypocrites like Thomas Jefferson, yes, but at least on the surface embracing and promoting lofty concepts like individual "freedom" and "rights". A sovereign country, put forth by WE, THE PEOPLE of the United States, written and promulgated in the Declaration of Independence, enshrined and legitimized by the ratified US Constitution of 1789, and amended by James Madison's utterly laughable, toilet paper "Bill of Rights", coupled with other ethereal, rhetorical claptrap that has no place in actual reality.

I hate to tell you, dear reader, but that's the fucking truth of the matter in a nutshell - no matter where you may reside on this silly ball of rock called Earth, from Armenia to Zimbabwe, you have no true rights, whether endowed to such by a god or given as privileges by those creatures called man. Further, you never did have any rights at all, dummy - other than the "right" to pay taxes to your wealthy, esteemed overlords, along with the right to die, this occurrence being necessary to facilitate getting out of the way of other, younger drones, i.e., those fools following your noxious presence.

Analysis of the "founding fathers" quill-penned bullshit complete, such untenable, contrived sophistry in reality has no goddamned meaning at all, other than "interpretation" - by definition the abstruse, Clintonian concept of "variable meaning". I woefully submit to the reader that concepts as illustrated in the preceding paragraphs never did have any meaning - and they never will have any goddamned meaning, that is until the race of man collectively evolves into something other than the arrogant, mendacious, self-serving, greedy, hypocritical, mostly hairless, TALKING APE that he really is.

Rather than having a nation where personal freedom and liberty is of paramount importance, we have a decadent, fragmented, moribund, legalistic dictatorship, teetering on the brink of total economic collapse; such conditions should be favorable regarding my long positions in hard commodities, e.g., gold, silver and crude oil. Thanks to our esteemed betters, we are collectively inundated by limp-wristed, cocksucking queers and mannish, cunt licking bull dykes - either getting "married" by laughable "chaplains", all while serving in the US military, and we have an inept, arrogant, narcissistic eightball gangster gunrunner, posing as "President", selling guns through jackbooted BATF thugs to his fellow gangsters down Mexico way. Yes, you read it correctly friend, the nigger, through his criminal proxies Eric Holder and the BATF, sold guns, specifically, AKMs, to swarthy, Zoot Suit wearing Mexican drug dealers, for whatever reason - probably so the Head Gangster Obama and his cadre of drooling, sycophantic goons can get a cut of the bucks, some good dope, shapely spic whores or perhaps little greasy beaner boys named Gomez to molest.

Vivid conjectures aside, I have noticed during his tenure that our slick, arrogant, smooth talking, fan-eared australopithecine can seemingly get away with anything - like a superhuman, shitskinned Al Capone, Head Gangster Barack Hussein Obama can, with a single word, order the assassinations of American citizens without due process, he can order millions of taxpayer dollars to be funneled into failed "green" operations like Solyndra, and he can even sell automatic weapons to fellow gangsters in Mexico, and no one says one motherfucking word. "Freedom" sure is nice, isn't it - especially when our elected betters have the freedom to do anything they fucking want, to anyone or anything they want, from assassinations and insider trading, to zoophilia. Emperor Nero didn't have the freedom to pursue the debauched atrocities these contemporary bastards accomplish with impunity and alarming regularity - just ask the Praetorian Guard, who were after his despicable ass until the fat little redheaded coward committed suicide in 68CE.

Moving on, the political eliminations via character assassination are in full swing for the GOP crooks in their race for a match against the current Head Gangster; Herman Cain, Uncle Tom and Alternate Nigger at Large, shot himself in the foot using his own crotch, all due to the fact that he couldn't keep his stiff cock in his pants. Legions of broads of all colors have come forward, stating that Horny Herman Cain told them dirty jokes, or waved his dick at them, or fucked them, or fingered them, or squeezed their titties, so on and so forth, ad infinitum. Whether any of this prurient tripe is true is not the issue, the allegations have served admirably to completely discredit Cain as any sort of contender for the exalted position of Head Gangster, not that any of his policies were tenable, or would have even made it to the Congressional floor for debate. Cain's silly, ill-conceived 9-9-9 plan is a prime example; compounded on every producer from a farmer to the factory, and again on the taxpayer, it would have simply been a clever way for crooked politicians to BILK even more lucre from the hapless citizenry so they could pad their wallets and continue funding the consolidation of their iron-fisted grip on power.

Arrogant, intellectual whoremonger Newt Gingrich for a time was the surprise factor in the inane race to be nominated Top Republican Crook. Only a shooting star in reality, moronic Mormon contenders Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman joined forces in a determined attempt to portray Gingrich as an unsuitable candidate, and succeeded admirably in their backstabbing mission. Considering the amoral shit we have elected to office for at least the past sixty years, Gingrich only seems an average, though very articulate, criminal with the morals of a goddamn goat; ergo, he should have been able to easily deflect insults and blatant ad hominems hurled by a pair of superstitious, foolish Mormon hypocrites. Alas, that hasn't happened - not only is Gingrich low on bucks for fueling his propaganda machine, Head Gangster Obama and his Goebbelsian media team are mortified at the possibility of Gingrich getting the nomination, as he, regardless of my personal dislike of him, could effortlessly destroy that smoothtalking, arrogant nigger in any debate - even while SLEEPING, mind you.

Egotistical and secretive crook Romney goes even further to say that Newt Gingrich is a "very wealthy man". No fucking shit Sherlock; like Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich is a political gangster, in the business of selling himself like a high-priced whore to any bastard with an agenda to pursue and well-heeled enough to buy his support. Again, this is not news, and for a multimillionaire like Romney to make such a ridiculous accusation is like the pot calling the kettle black, especially when this hypocritical, rich bastard refuses to disclose his tax returns for pubic scrutiny. Even smiling Christian hypocrite Rick Perry, Head Gangster of Texas, is getting into the act, shrilly stating to Gingrich during a debate: “If you will cheat on your wife, if you will cheat on your spouse, then why wouldn't you cheat on your business partner?”

How clumsily contrived and sophomoric; Perry's words are nothing but rhetorical excrement uttered for the benefit of delusional, Bible-beating drones, many of which probably make Gingrich appear as a fucking saint in comparison. Who really cares if Gingrich fucks around; hell, at least he's not queer like Fred Karger is, and today's crooked politicians of whatever party cheat at most everything anyway, due to the fact they are amoral, mendacious criminals - it seems to have become a basic requirement for them to succeed in American politics. Whoring around on spouses is not news at all; just ask whoremonger Bill Clinton and his thick framed kikette paramour, cunt Monica Lewinsky. JFK continually fucked around on Jackie 50 years ago - marital infidelity is now little more than a mundane distraction, especially when contrasted with the glaring fact that Rick Perry is little more than a common murderer who delights in having innocent people executed, like a latter-day Joseph Stalin. I honestly wonder how that despicable, two-faced hypocrite reconciles that little tidbit with his supposed Christian faith. Oh, I forgot, Rick Perry isn't perfect, just "forgiven" by an ethereal specter called Jesus, which in reality has no more substance than a photon.

Anyway, while this meretricious troop of soft-palmed, wealthy criminals continue taking ribald potshots at each other, the smiling jackanapes must chuckle to himself, knowing full well that the elections are for all practical purposes, rigged, as the real powers that be desire no change at all in the direction of the nation. I candidly wager the inept nigger will easily see a second term, thanks to self-destructive Republican infighting coupled with blatant electoral fraud. Considering the current economic and political situation, such a scenario seems impossible - whether the nation will survive such a debacle is a matter of debate; only time will tell, though I also wager some folks reading this terse essay will live to see Washington, DC and surrounding environs reduced to lifeless, burned out, fallen ruins, with only ourselves to thank for it.

Even Ron Paul, a grimacing old senile fart so squeaky clean that he makes the putrescent phony beadrattler Mother Teresa look like a common tramp, is taking salvos from his GOP brethren, with charges that he is a "racist", whatever that is. This is due to the fact that one of his supporters, two decades ago, had the unmitigated audacity to state the TRUTH in a newsletter regarding lazy, hate-filled, rioting, welfare collecting moolies residing in Los Angeles, California, during the Rodney King affair. No one bothers to reflect on the FACT that the rioting jigs looted stores, destroyed cars and buses, burned down buildings and nearly killed a honky truck driver simpleton by beating his fucking face in with a brickbat, who was simply driving through the area at the time, only to be pulled from his truck for assault by angry eightballs, evidently for being "melanin challenged". I suppose the coons were justifiably "upset" at all the "injustice" surrounding them and needed to vent their anger by being destructive assholes hell bent on behaving as atrociously as they possibly could, and I'm simply an intolerant old sludge-drinking bastard who doesn't understand their righteous ire at all those terrible, racist fucking whitey crackers.

All that said, lately, Rick Santorum, a well-meaning but totally delusional man about as electable as Charles Manson in our current decadent atmosphere, is supposedly leading in the Iowa Caucus, which must delight the Head Gangster to the point of ecstasy. Should Santorum make it to the top of the heap and grab the Republican nomination for President, look for the smoothtalking nigger to roll out his rhetorical, Goebbelsian guns and pander to all the knee-jerk liberals, freeloaders, malcontents, assorted cocksuckers and feminist dykes who want to get "married", together with the horny, self-absorbed cunts that desire to slaughter unborn brats by the truckload, all in the name of "freedom", of course. That bold Machiavellian tactic should serve to put an obsolete, atavistic joker like Santorum in his place, and send him packing his beadrattling, "intolerant" dago ass back to Pennsylvania where he belongs.

What a pathetic joke the US Presidential elections have become, and how utterly predictable they now are.

This dying nation, the United States of America, is getting EXACTLY what it DESERVES. 


Regards,

Conway

Interloping Ragheads Pissed Off at Lowe's

Season’s Greetings once again from your friend Conway, penning yet another offensive, invective filled missive, guaranteed to piss off just about everyone.

Kindly pardon my absence, but posting various polemical essays is growing rather tedious for me, as no one really reads these terse screeds, and those that do come here do so mainly for the pictures, like a bunch of silly schoolchildren. Hell, folks visiting don't even comment anymore, as they apparently realize I don't give a flying fuck if they disagree with whatever I write, and after posting their poorly written, disjointed tripe I usually slap them down with a devastating rebuttal, especially when silly ragheads try to fuck with me regarding their shitkicker god Allah and his illiterate, epileptic pedophile prophet, shitkicker Mohammed. For those having visited and read before, it should be plainly obvious that I have no use at all for religious superstition of ANY KIND, and have even less use for religious superstition coupled with vile injunctions to torment and slaughter those who do not agree with such inane dogma, as is exemplified in spades by the disgusting cult of Islam. Should anyone reading find they have a problem with that stance, tough shit; I didn't ask you to fucking come here - close the goddamn page and move on to something more agreeable with your tastes.

Speaking of swarthy, interloping shitkickers, once again the easily offended Mohammedan foreigners infesting this dying nation have found yet something else to complain about - Lowe's Companies, Incorporated, purveyors of all and sundry regarding construction materials. Lowe’s made a legitimate business decision and elected to withdraw their advertising support from a clearly propagandistic program on The Learning Channel dubbed "All-American Muslim" a slanted serial that could have been created by none other than Goebbels himself, considering the clearly oxymoronic title of the show.

Always a contrarian, I spell “Muslim” as "Moslem", just to piss off Mohammedan sandniggers, which they constantly point out - which makes me even more determined to continue spelling it that way. I also deliberately call them "Mohammedans", a terminology Moslems despise, the adjective “Mohammedan” inferring that they worship shitkicker Mohammed, which they in fact DO, considering the atrocities they commit when their dead pedophile is “defamed” in whatever fashion by infidels like me. Delusional, mentally retarded, intolerant vermin is a more apt description of those arrogant, misogynistic freaks calling themselves Moslems, which I have and shall continue to call them - to their very faces I might add.

At any rate, TLC's "All-American Muslim", is about as popular as gonorrhea in a whorehouse, so Lowe's, not wanting to waste valuable advertising dollars on a program that no one other than Moslem fanatics bother to view, cancelled their advertising contract. This of course "offended" the devoted, dronelike adherents of Islam, who loudly cried that Lowe's Companies, Incorporated was bigoted and insensitive with regard to their untenable, idiotic "beliefs" - a ridiculous, puerile crock of superstitious hogwash, called Islam. Further, I don't blame Lowe's for ditching "All-American Muslim" - I wouldn't advertise on such a clearly indulgent program if they fucking PAID ME for the opportunity. I suppose the Mohammedans should also be offended by the following list of companies; they too withdrew advertising support from “All-American Muslim”:

1) Bank of America Corporation

2) Campbell Soup Company

3) Dell, Incorporated

4) Estée Lauder Cosmetics

5) General Motors Company

6) Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company

7) Green Mountain Coffee Roasters, Incorporated

8) McDonald’s Corporation

9) Sears, Roebuck and Company

10) Wal-Mart Stores, Incorporated

Upon hearing of the news, a group of smart-mouthed, annoying, troublemaking sandniggers calling themselves “The Council on American-Islamic Relations” (CAIR) blundered its way into this plainly contrived debacle as well, shrilly calling for a boycott of Lowe’s Companies, Incorporated. Echoing the monotonous bleating of other chronic malcontent ragheads, they also state that Lowe’s is “insensitive and bigoted” toward “Muslim beliefs”, or more accurately, inane, Middle-Eastern superstition with no roots in ACTUAL REALITY. CAIR, a closeted terrorist organization deliberately overlooked by “Homeland Security” (An Orwellian, cabinet-level department of the United States Federal Government created by empty-eyed dunderhead Bush), is also responsible for making a complete nuisance of themselves regarding anything that can be perceived as a sleight toward followers of Islam, from “racial profiling” in airports to requiring ugly, burka clad Mohammedan cunts to expose their disgusting mugs for driver’s license photographs.

Along with all of that horseshit, an imported chink, a California senator named Ted Lieu had the unmitigated audacity to sternly castigate Lowe’s and Company for making a business decision regarding where they want to spend their own fucking advertising money, that they earned. Sticking his nose up Moslem asshole and sniffing the odoriferous stench for all it's worth, this sycophantic, smooth talking gook wants an “investigation” regarding Lowe’s and their terrible actions, allegedly directed toward the peaceful Moslem community. Yeah right, "peaceful Moslem community" - yet another splendid Goebbelsian euphemism for mendacious, intolerant, murderous, hate-filled, delusional, ragheaded, goddamned bloodthirsty Saracens, who despise Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, pantheists, atheists, women, homosexuals, and anything else that doesn't fit into their idiotic, seventh-century parochial worldview.

Really people, who the hell does this crooked, soft-palmed, overpaid politician think he is – an overlord who can ORDER Lowe’s to spend their funds on an unprofitable venture? All this cowardly, interloping, two-faced cocksucker is really doing is pandering for the raghead vote, and his idiotic threats and empty pontifications will get him nowhere, considering that according to the First Amendment, not to mention plain old common sense, dictates that Lowe’s can do anything they want to fucking do with their own money - from publicly burning it to using it to purchase the services of prostitutes of either sex for their employees. Perhaps this posturing slope can pony up some of his own dough to pay for Lowe’s advertising on TLC's latest, lie-filled propaganda program; that way he could put his money where his goddamned mouth is.

All I can say is keep pushing Moslem interlopers; keep agitating for special status in a supposed nation of equals, keep trying to tell others not of your religious inclination to defer to your draconian demands; keep trying to tell others what to do and how to fucking think. If the past history of mankind is any harbinger of the future - what crazy goddamned Hitler did to the hook-nosed Jews will pale in comparison to what will happen to your sorry, troublesome, superstitious asses.

Regards,

Conway

Christopher Hitchens - 1949-2011

Hello from the ethers; no vitriol is to be found in this short missive. It is with great regret that I announce the death of Christopher Hitchens, a verbose iconoclast with all the subtlety of a D-9 bulldozer. He was also a brilliant writer and all around bohemian, who smoked like a chimney and drank like a goddamn fish - and loved every fucking minute of it.

That noted, he told it as he saw it, without pulling any punches; those who debated the man found a formidable, erudite adversary - if they had the temerity to take him on.

This tiny planet in the middle of nowhere will not see his like again.

I'll miss you, Hitch, and so will many others.

The 2012 Presidential Election: An Analysis of Narcissistic Vermin and Posturing GOP Clowns

Conway here; greetings, felicitations and all that happy horseshit.

This post is dedicated to an analysis of the most vexing of events, that of the US Presidential elections, your friend Conway offering a critique of each candidate in as concise a manner as possible. A detailed, comprehensive analysis of each is unnecessary, as those capable of critical thinking already know that an honest politician is about as rare as a goddamn Catholic priest who isn't a drunk or pedophile.

The soft-palmed, filthy rich, elitist, aloof bastards running this benighted dump, for example, Harry Reid or Nancy Pelosi, along with all the other posturing political crooks, must fall on their backs and horselaugh at the collective gross stupidity of the American citizenry as they continually fall for more carefully crafted Goebbelsian rhetoric. That noted, I find it most disgusting that nearly every one of the Presidential candidates are little more than amoral, self-serving, greedy, do nothing cocksuckers who have never really worked one day in their entire goddamned lives.

To begin, on one hand, we have the Presidential incumbent, Barack Hussein "Barry" Obama, a preening, smoothtalking, narcissistic nigger ward heeler that announces his lies from a TelePrompTer like the scripted, rehearsed phony he is. Our current presidential Head Gangster is a delusional megalomaniac so inept that he couldn't run a fucking trash compactor properly, let alone a nation. On the other hand, we have a pack of cap-toothed, smiling Republican crooks, looking to supplant that buffoon and take the exalted position of Head Gangster. All are more concerned with appearance than substance, exactly like the current asshole smelling up the White House. No wonder I don't bother to vote anymore; I'd accomplish more by watching my fingernails grow, observing paint dry, or by pissing into the wind.

Always calling a spade a spade, I submit for all who read that the head moolie, Barack Hussein "Barry" Obama, is so fucking delusional that he actually believes his own lies, along with viewing his myriad failures as successes, while he stares at himself lovingly in a mirror for hours on end. Possessing an unparalleled talent for transmuting gold into lead, everywhere jackanapes Obama turns he fucks up, and afterward resorts to blaming others for his stupidity, e.g., Republicans, corporations, "racists", "extremists", and "mean-spirited haters". Never taking responsibility for his ineptitude, Obama blames others for blunders so utterly devastating and ridiculous that it makes the doddering, bible-beating jackass Jimmy Carter appear as a competent statesman. And to think this obtuse moron is running for re-election, if he were half the man he claims to be he'd admit defeat and resign for the good of the nation.

Alas, Barry Hussein, a vindictive creature suffering from gross delusions of grandeur, won't ever do that. I wouldn't be a goddamn bit surprised that he and his minions will manufacture a fiscal or political "crisis" of some sort, so this puerile abomination of a hairless talking simian can suspend the Presidential elections and crown himself as the despotic dictator he aspires to be. Should this happen, expect this neurotic megalomaniac to plainly state via the media that no other man living has his superb wisdom and depth of knowledge, solemnly stating that the nation needs his and only his beneficent guidance, laughingly depicting himself as a modern day Marcus Aurelius.

Now to our Republican contenders, for the most part a group of reprehensible freaks who belong more in a circus sideshow than any sort of election; the major figures are: Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, Jon Huntsman, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, and Rick Santorum.

Starting alphabetically, Michele Marie Bachmann is a smiling, clueless, air headed twat with a bad case of foot in mouth disease, who wished a rotting corpse named Elvis Presley happy birthday on the anniversary of his death. Not that such inane trivia is really important mind you, but if she's that fucking dumb what other gaffes is she capable of? Cute, sure, for a makeup covered, botox-injected, menopausal old bag in her fifties, but she makes Sarah "Paul Revere" Palin, another cute, aging, plastic moron, appear as an absolute genius.

Now don't for one goddamned moment think that I am a misogynist who believes women are unfit for political office - in the past I did in fact vote for several twats, along with a few niggers, a spic, and I once even voted for a queer, of the cocksucking variety. I didn't and still don't give a shit if a politician is male or female, black, white or yellow, gay or straight - if I agreed with their platforms I voted for them. I doubt seriously that most readers can make that claim; I guess I'm not half the intolerant bastard that I seem to be.

Moving on, Herman Cain, by all accounts, is an Uncle Tom reminiscent of darkie Alan Keyes. I actually like both of these men, but no self respecting boot-lipped jungle bunny would ever vote for Cain, "'cuz he be too mafukkin white". I am quoting verbatim an overheard description of him uttered by a local shiftless jig with the same IQ as the beat up ghetto blaster he held in his hand, while I was occupied fueling my beat up old junker. Whiteys of all stripes will never vote for him either; guilt-ridden liberal crackers viewing him as an Uncle Tom, and conservative honkys dismissing him as just another uppity nigger. A shame really, considering Cain's political outlook is more in line with the traditional American conservative stance. As a Republican of the Paleozoic species, Herman Cain passes this particular litmus test better than most.

Newton Leroy "Newt" Gingrich is an articulate, hypocritical whoremonger and malignantly arrogant bastard; an intransigent ideologue that feels only his worldview is correct - aside from his whoredom, he is a diametrical bookend of Obama. An intelligent man, many of Gingrich's professed ideas are acceptable, but, considering his gross hypocrisy and propensity for lying, don't count on any of them being implemented if he is elected, which will never happen in any universe.

Jon Meade Huntsman, Jr. is a smoothtalking Mormon hypocrite in the unbridled race for Head Gangster; he is a high school dropout, a millionaire, and a fence-rider. He is also a personal friend of the narcissistic eightball, how that can be considered a positive credential is open for debate. You see, inept narcissist Barack Hussein Obama is a proven endorser of infanticide, citing from his questionable record in Illinois, and how anyone like Huntsman, who is considered an adherent of the Mormon faith, can befriend such a disgusting piece of vermin is beyond me. I'm a godless atheist and I think abortion is cold-blooded murder, so how can a pseudo-Christian Mormon hypocrite befriend an amoral nigger like Obama, who believes it is perfectly alright to slaughter newborn infants? That said, Jon Huntsman is hardly an exemplar of Presidential material, but giving the current electorate of brain-dead, television addicted American fools, he has as much of a chance as any of these plastic, makeup covered clowns.

Ronald Ernest "Ron" Paul is the only candidate who actually has a grasp on the nation's financial problems and he offers tenable solutions, but he has the personality of a cobra and is about as electable as Charles Manson. If he even gets near the White House, the powers that be, i.e., the current crop of elected gangsters, will have him eliminated. His life an open book, simple character assassination will not work in Paul's case, so they'll remove him via an engineered "stroke", or "heart attack", or by having his head blown off his shoulders by a "terrorist" for the good of all involved. You see, Ron Paul is too damn much of a threat to the status quo, and even if he did manage to get himself elected without being killed beforehand, he would find that he would not be able to accomplish much of anything, as the College of Crooks called Congress would thwart his every move. Too bad the angry, grimacing old fart doesn't realize that and drops out of the running for Head Gangster; perhaps he is senile.

James Richard "Rick" Perry is real piece of work, a wealthy, dictatorial creature that is a legend in his own mind, but not to anyone capable of critical thinking. A smoothtalking piece of utterly contemptible vermin, a religious fanatic, and a two-faced hypocrite, Rick Perry is a prima-facie example of why I don't care at all for most "Christians" of any sort. He also appears to be a self-convinced, vengeful individual who feels that the guilty are guilty, even if the evidence points to innocence - just ask Cameron Todd Willingham, if there actually is such a thing as afterlife and you can find a medium who isn't a goddamn fraud. You see, hypocrite Perry had Mr. Willingham executed in 2002, over the protests of experts, lawyers, and other assorted interested folks, who felt the fire that Willingham was accused of setting at his home - the conflagration resulting in the deaths of his two children - actually happened due to accidental causes. What does Perry care - as a "Christian", even if he made a mistake by executing an innocent man, good old gullible Jeebus, invisible King of Fools and Savior of no one, will forgive him.

In addition, Rick Perry, a delusional, self impressed megalomaniac like Barack Obama, also thinks he has the right to order teenaged girls in Texas to be forcibly injected with the HPV vaccine "Gardasil", courtesy of his good friends at Merck and Company, Incorporated. Who in the fuck does this vicious, goddamned shit-for-brained bastard think he is, telling others what to do with THEIR BODIES - exposing young women to dreadful side effects like arthritis, Guillain-Barre Syndrome, paralysis, seizures, unconsciousness and DEATH? 

This two-faced piece of despicable shit also LOVES illegal aliens, i.e., beaners, refusing to erect a fence to protect the Texas-United States border, and supplements these interloping spics with largesse stolen from legally residing American taxpayers of all colors and creeds. Further, Rick Perry supported the disgusting, Elmer Gantryesque, beady-eyed, bald-headed charlatan Albert Gore in 1988, so how can anyone trust a fence-riding shithead like he is - anyone who would vote for this despicable, verminous bastard deserves whatever they get from him, should this hypocritical, pious, superstitious talking ape manage to get himself elected President.

Willard Mitt Romney is yet another smoothtalking Mormon hypocrite who says one thing and does another. His detractors sometimes refer to him as a RINO (Republican In Name Only). In other words, he is a flaming liberal masquerading as a conservative. He also brought the state of Massachusetts "Romneycare", another idiotic governmental debacle and glaring example of interference in the personal lives of the citizenry. I wouldn't be surprised if this superstitious asshole gets the nomination and goes on to run against the narcissistic eightball for the exalted position of Head Gangster, otherwise known as "President" of this decadent, moribund nation, the United States.

Richard John "Rick" Santorum is a Catholic, bead-rattling wop hailing from Pennsylvania; his fiscal politics are illuminating, but his social stance renders him unelectable, considering this nation is so fucking decadent from top to bottom that the Biblical Sodom and Gomorrah appear as exemplars of morality. Among Santorum's detractors is a limp wristed, dick-smoking "journalist" and loudmouthed fairy mick named Dan Savage, who decided to act like an obtuse, name calling child in 2002 and made sport of the man's surname, defining "Santorum" as a mixture of K-Y jelly and shit; i.e., a byproduct of two queers assfucking. How nice; why is it that queers and their ilk are fascinated by shit, piss, cum and other unsavory body products? I've said it before - nothing at all can be done about fags, dykes or mixed-up bisexual switch-hitting freaks, cocksucker Dan Savage is a prime example.

"Women's rights" advocates also despise Mr. Santorum due to his pro-life stance. Really, why does he care - cunts who slaughter their own brats via abortion are unfit mothers anyway. I submit that such women are actually doing their unborn children a favor by killing them, saving their offspring the experience of having to endure such an odious progenitor. Further, I cannot understand why some people, e.g., the far left and the far right, are obsessed over such things as queerdom and abortion. In addition, Santorum also supports the creation of the American Police State by dunderhead Bush, and is a staunch supporter of the "Patriot Act" which has turned the entire United States into a fucking jail. How can a man who supposedly loves freedom and liberty support such an execrable and draconian set of laws? Answer: Because this two-faced Janus a fucking hypocrite, that's how!

Anyway, Rick Santorum should have been more pragmatic and kept his big mouth shut regarding matters like goofy, AIDS ridden cocksuckers, bull dykes and abortion. Had he done that, Santorum may have had a chance to capture and exploit the exalted position of United States Head Gangster. Alas, he didn't, so Santorum's fucked; he should simply pack it in and stop wasting everyone's time, including his own.

Lesser contenders in this idiotic race of amoral, opportunistic crooks include hopefuls Gary Johnson, Fred Karger, a cocksucker, Andy Martin, whose hatred of Obama is his best quality, Thad McCotter, Jimmy McMillan, another nigger, Tom Miller, Buddy Roemer and Vern Wuensche.

Gary Earl Johnson is a "libertarian" and "fiscal conservative"; in other words, he's a Ron Paul clone. Unelectable, considering the American citizenry is so goddamned stupid that it boggles the mind, and they seemingly WANT the United States to become a bankrupt, third-world nation where squalor is the norm and our elected betters reign over people like kings of a fiefdom. That said, if Gary Johnson even gets near the White House, the entrenched political gangster's devoted character assassinators will quickly appear - stating he's a Nazi, a communist, a member of the Ku Klux Klan, or a pedophile. If that doesn't work, I wager they'll claim he's a tax evader, and at last resort they'll simply have him killed and blame the entire affair on a "terrorist" from Borneo or some other such place. Isn't "democracy" wonderful? Aside from those scenarios, generally speaking, stupid, gullible American drones fall for form, not substance, so this guy is totally fucked, and will never get anywhere, politically speaking. Honestly, Mr. Johnson should stop wasting his time and return to the business of construction, which made him a whole shitload of dough.

Fred S. Karger is a "Log Cabin" Republican hebe faggot who has about as much of a chance of being elected as a snowball has of surviving a trip through a blast furnace. Karger is also a "gay rights" advocate, who desires to make cocksucking, assfucking and cuntlicking by those of the same sex to be accepted as a normative condition by the populace. Considering that perhaps 5% of the overall population is homosexual, that will never happen, ever.

Fred Karger also wants the Mormon Church to change its status on their collective condemnation of queers, and accuses them of being "intolerant". What Karger fails to realize is that Mormonism, like any religion, is an exclusive clique of superstitious talking simians who adhere to a particular worldview, and as such, have the right to believe in whatever the fuck they want to believe in, along with the "right to choose" those they wish to exclude from their group. Sorry Mr. Karger, but exclusionary policies with respect to religious belief is called FREEDOM OF ASSOCIATION, and such views are protected by the goddamn First Amendment, whether you like it or not.

Really, why doesn't this flaming homo simply found his own goddamn church, if he feels the need to believe in and worship a non-existent big head in the sky? Then Karger can invite other "religious" fags and dykes to join him in "fellowship" at his ridiculous church of queers, so they can all feel "included" in the pathetic farce that is religion.

Oh well, so much for Fred Karger, perhaps that childish cocksucker Dan Savage will vote for him; now on to the next posturing Republican asshole.

Anthony Robert "Andy" Martin-Trigona despises Barack Hussein Obama almost as much as I do, and has even went so far as to declare the inept, narcissistic nigger a Moslem foreigner, and that his father was a communist agitator named Frank Marshall Davis. I honestly wouldn't be a goddamn bit surprised if Obama is indeed the bastard child of Davis or some other banana-lipped spearchucker, considering that his cunt mother was a coal burning honky slut with a bad case of jungle fever, and there are indeed some bizarre discrepancies as to the Head Gangster's actual origins. You see, there is that haunting birth certificate horseshit, along with a rather suspicious "Selective Service" registration document, and it is rather strange that a supposed native of the State of Hawaii carries a Connecticut Social Security number. However, calling the clueless eightball a Moslem is completely inaccurate, as Barack Hussein Obama is an atheist, like I am, along with being an absolute fucking hypocrite of the first degree. Aside from that, Martin's detestation of Obama, though admirable, is all he has to trade on, and that makes him unelectable.

Thaddeus George "Thad" McCotter, from what I have read, seems to be a conservative whose fiscal policies seem to make sense on the surface, but as a politician, he's probably just another lying fucking crook with so many skeletons in the closet that they are bursting through the jamb. Unknown and unelectable; even if he is honest, and finds support in his bid for Head Gangster, the cadre of entrenched political gangsters will make certain that he never reaches the White House, by employing good old-fashioned character assassination. You know, things like: he attended a Klan rally when he was five, or called someone a nigger when he was 14, or knocked up a slut when he was 17, or fucked his own mother at 20, etc, etc, etc. If that doesn't work, they'll shift into overdrive, and simply have his head blown off, JFK style, by a "terrorist".

James "Jimmy" McMillan III is a silly eightball who looks like a black Colonel Sanders. A Vietnam veteran, he mouths off about all sorts of things, especially the "the rent is too damn high". That said, McMillan is even less electable than Herman Cain, who will never be elected for anything.

Thomas J. "Tom" Miller is, unfortunately, a goddamn fool; a former flight attendant and middle class single father, his vision of the United States is totally incompatible with the views of the elected gangsters running this dying nation. If he makes any real inroads toward the exalted position of Head Gangster, look for him to be quickly character assassinated by the other crooks in the race, they possibly alleging that he smoked dope, or sucked dicks, molested children or sold drugs. Should that prove ineffective, there is always the JFK plan for the entrenched political gangsters to fall back to, eliminating him from the race permanently, afterward blaming the affair on a "terrorist". In other words, those vicious bastards will do ANYTHING to destroy an upstart outsider who has the audacity to dare to invade their exclusive, criminal clique of privileged, elitist human pigs. Miller's platform sounds good on the surface, but that's about all. Unknown and unelectable.

Charles Elson "Buddy" Roemer III, a former representative and governor, brought floating casinos to the State of Louisiana. That's about all this silly kraut ever did as governor; in his 2012 Presidential campaign he has proposed "campaign finance reform" as his key issue. He has also pledged to limit campaign contributions to $100 per person - is this guy brain-dead or what? At that rate I expect him to raise about $200,000 tops, and you need a hell of a lot more dough than that to BUY the American Presidency. I wager he should pull out all the stops, take anyone's money and campaign on the platform of "America Is Dying". Further, any clown who calls himself "Buddy", rather than "Charles" or perhaps "Charlie" suffers from personal identity issues, and is more than likely a two-faced glad-handing shithead who would promise anything, only to lose any election - even if he ran unopposed. 

Vernon E. "Vern" Wuensche is yet another outsider who will be quickly destroyed, using any means necessary, by the gangster clique if he even gets remotely near to winning the Republican Presidential nomination. They'll say that he smoked dope, fingered his sister, or had sex with animals - any of these should suffice to alienate the slack-jawed drones, even if such allegations are outright lies. Alternative plan "B" is the old standby - pull a JFK on him, then blame it on a "terrorist". His platform sounds good on the surface, but is probably little more than carefully packaged lies, considering he is vying for the exalted position of Head Gangster.

The analysis complete, from where I sit, there is no one at all to vote for, other than "none of the above". Unfortunately, that choice is not on the ballot anywhere in the United States of America. Not that it really matters, as this nation is in its death throes and headed toward insurrection or dissolution - it would take a miracle from a god to stop the inevitable, and I believe in neither miracles nor gods. If I manage to live through the coming debacle, I will laugh like a goddamned jackal, as I have stated for decades that the elected criminals are paving the way for their, and our, destruction. Enjoy the toboggan ride.

Regards,

Conway