Elizabeth Smart and True Justice

Hello.

Conway here, again presenting jaded commentary on the follies of the superstitious, ignorant, savage, apelike creature that calls itself man. Though I am a cynical, mean, callous old bastard with a heart of basalt, there are times when even I am surprised at the continuing bad behavior of my fellow hairless simians, otherwise known as humans, living on this tiny ball of rock in the middle of nowhere, otherwise known as Earth.

That blunt observation brings us to the utterly dreadful case of Ms. Elizabeth Smart, a plainly superstitious, though not altogether bad looking white bread Mormon broad of 23, who was kidnapped from her own fucking bedroom at age 14 by a bearded, drunken cracker piece of shit named Brian David Mitchell. It seems to be an unwritten rule that nearly all weirdoes of whatever type are identified by police and media using three names, i.e., "Christian name", middle and last name, this odd trend apparently having started in late 1963 with Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald, the man who allegedly blew away JFK. Notable exceptions to the above stated rule include the queer Milwaukee murderer/cannibal/necrophiliac Jeffrey Dahmer, and rapist/murderer/necrophiliac Theodore "Ted" Bundy.

Mr. Mitchell, evidently a Mormon of sorts, known by some in Salt Lake City as "prophet" Emmanuel, had an accomplice - his loving wife, a honky creature named Wanda Barzee. Wanda is an utterly disgusting, wrinkled, ugly old cunt whose hideous face would probably gag maggots if they were capable of perceiving such a revolting countenance. Fucking mud fences are much more attractive to look at; perhaps being a complete human failure and having to look at Barzee's horrific visage day in and day out drove Brian Mitchell to commit the atrocious acts perpetrated on the person of Ms. Smart, but I guess that's another story. Anyway, this fanatical misfit abducted Ms. Smart, which was only the beginning of a grueling, nine-month ordeal for the abductee. Duly noted horrors include a forced "marriage" of Smart to Mitchell, that grotesque farce conducted by the drooling, stiff pricked psychopath himself, probably as a dubious excuse to rationalize and self-legitimize his later plans for her. Clad in only a simple robe he forced her to wear for the "marriage ceremony", Ms. Smart then had to endure repeated forcible rapes by Mitchell, a depraved, drunken, babbling freak old enough to be her goddamned father.

Mitchell, you see, was a self-styled Mormon "prophet", a latter day Mohammed so it seems, who evidently never read his Book of Mormon, or perhaps conveniently forgot what he read in it. Same goes for the Bible apparently, considering the despicable bastard seemingly went out of his way to violate many of the tenets put forth in the aforementioned books. Brian Mitchell was and is a thief, a liar, a rapist and yes, an adulterer; these acts violate several of the Ten Commandments so revered by Mormons, Christians and Jews. Mr. Mitchell also liberally employed foul language when conversing with his fellows and swore like a goddamned, motherfucking sailor. Oh well, I submit he is a typical hypocrite, which is a very common quality indeed among those who consider themselves religious people - I've met scores of them in my travels. Mitchell, threatening Ms. Smart and her family with death, also forced her to get drunk and view pornographic movies, along with forcing her and his cunt wife Wanda to live like filthy, homeless street urchins outside Salt Lake City. All of these distasteful events were punctuated by rambling, self-promoting, nonsensical homilies from Mitchell, who never seemed to tire of talking about himself.

Elizabeth Smart was abducted at knifepoint by "prophet" Brian Mitchell on June 5, 2002, and was finally freed from the clutches of that depraved, psychotic bastard on March 12, 2003. Naturally, as usual with all pigs, when initially informed of the situation, the Salt Lake City pigs immediately suspected her father, Ed Smart, wasting valuable time, taxpayer money and effort, not to mention defaming the man's name before the entire fucking nation. You see, the pigs were trying to pin his daughter Elizabeth's disappearance on him so they could be seen by the drone like masses as doing their job, when in reality they were just a pack of lazy, donut munching bastards who wanted to "solve" the crime in the easiest way possible - by frying her goddamned father. When that carefully laid, draconian plan didn't work, as old man Smart passed the interrogations, polygraphs, and probable rubber hose threats with flying colors, the pigs went on to plan B.

Like the fucking Keystone Kops, they pursued a silly 26 year old dope fiend named Bret Michael Edmunds across the country to West Virginia; where said dope fiend Edmunds was languishing in a hospital due to a drug overdose - please note the "weirdo" three-name identification. After wasting more time and many thousands of dollars in taxpayer funds, which included paying stoic, robot like FBI agents to tow off and search a clunker Saturn, plan B proved a red herring. So, undaunted by their latest failure, the Salt Lake City pigs went on to plan C, turning their attentions to a known criminal named Richard Ricci, who was being held in the local hoosegow on felony burglary charges. Where the pigs got the lame brained idea that a common thief was also a moonlighter in the field of kidnapping, I'll never know, but that turned out to be a dead end as well, as Ricci, no matter how hard they tried, would not confess that he had done anything when it came to the missing person of Elizabeth Smart.

Regardless of his steadfast denials, even the ugly bitch Nancy Grace of CNN got involved in the situation, haranguing in her utterly arrogant, know-it-all, snide way that Ricci was the culprit and had in fact murdered her! Mr. Ricci conveniently died of a cerebral hemorrhage while in prison and was summarily crossed off the "active" list of suspects, apparently due to his being dead, though the pigs and Nancy Grace still figured he was their man, dead or not, as he was a thief, so why not a kidnapper too? How Ricci managed to have his brain hemorrhage while in jail is a matter of speculation; I suppose he "fell down" and hit his head or something. Still speculating, rubber hoses are not known for causing strokes, though batons, or perhaps being thrown repeatedly against concrete walls by hard nosed pigs and sadistic jailhouse screws can cause such a life-threatening life-extinguishing condition. After all, Richard Ricci had been convicted years earlier for attempting to kill a pig named Mike Hill, so I imagine the boys in blue may have been getting some "payback", so to speak. His widow, Angela Ricci, did get 150 grand from the Utah Department of Corrections, so there is definitely something amiss with regard to Ricci's untimely demise. She tried to sue the pigs too, but was thwarted in her attempt by a Federal Judge.

Anyway, the pigs shrugged, threw up their hands and went back to writing tickets, harassing people, drinking coffee and eating donuts. Perhaps the Smart case was becoming boring for them and they found better, more interesting cases to pursue. Who the fuck knows, but the ordeal of Elizabeth Smart, the pigs totally clueless of her predicament, continued for nine long months, she a prisoner at the hands of the depraved, unsought, religion-babbling rapist Brian David Mitchell.

Time went on, and in October of 2002, Smart's younger sister Mary Katherine suddenly remembered that the voice of the kidnapper sounded much like the voice of a sometime laborer, panhandler and religious nut case she knew as "Emmanuel". Short on "social skills", the callous pigs dismissed her remarks as the fantasies of a stupid child that missed her sister. This arrogant determination of course infuriated Elizabeth's parents, and rightfully so I might add, who then accused the pigs of dragging their feet, which they, judging from the evidence, in fact were. Apparently getting only condescending lip service from the lazy pigs, the elder Smarts decided to take matters into their own hands, employing a sketch artist to depict suspected abductor "Emmanuel". This sketch was then shown to the public on "America's Most Wanted", a television program hosted by a dude named Mr. John Walsh, whose six year old son was murdered in 1981 by a vicious bastard named Ottis Toole, the sidekick of another one-eyed, toothless, murderous fucking freak named Henry Lee Lucas.

What a wonderful society we live in; would you believe that, as a dark harbinger of the future, the pigs too suspected John Walsh was involved in the disappearance of his child? And I thought I was a cynical bastard - it's enough to make you fucking puke. Jackbooted, sadistic pigs of the past 40 years or thereabouts are so goddamned lazy, arrogant, stupid and clueless that it boggles the fucking mind. Every time someone shows up dead or missing - the pigs nearly always initially accuse elder male family members as the perpetrators, some pigs literally going out of their goddamned way to do so.

Recall John Ramsey, father of JonBenét Ramsey. Mr. Ramsey was, for years, the number one suspect by most of the pigs occupying their donut strewn pigsty in Boulder, Colorado. Only after DNA evidence conclusively PROVED that Mr. Ramsey (and his deceased wife Patricia) had nothing to do with the death of his daughter, did they relent, without apology, of course - the lousy fucking bastards.

So much for the bullshit of "innocent until proven guilty" and other window dressing for the American police state. On a tangent, if a suspected individual in a crime is so goddamned "innocent until proven guilty" why then do the authorities JAIL practically all the supposed "innocent" suspects until their trial, in lieu of bail they cannot afford in most cases? Why, because innocent until proven guilty is a fucking lie, plain and simple. It's time people realize that in any supposed infraction the pigs accuse an individual of, they are GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT, period. Conversely, if a crooked pig, or their facilitators, crooked, power mad, wealthy politicians, or perhaps rich Hollywood trash or famous sports figures commit any crime, it is often covered up, or the blame is conveniently moved to a lesser "patsy" type individual who cannot defend themselves. That is, unless the fucking bastards are literally caught with the blood on their hands, or perhaps not even then, as in the cases of dead, drunken, rich mick Senator Edward Moore Kennedy, or the sports figure/actor/nigger/armed robber OJ Simpson.

Returning to the subject of this diatribe, to make this long horror story a bit shorter, Elizabeth Smart, after having been held and continually raped for nine months at the hands of Brian David Mitchell, was finally freed from her captor Mitchell on March 12, 2003. This happened thanks to the determined actions of her parents and the laudable efforts of John Walsh, not the pigs, who simply sat there like drooling Mongoloid idiots with their fingers stuck up their asses. Christ only knows what Ms. Smart had to endure with regard to possible venereal and reproductive consequences of her ordeal; these facts have never been revealed, but one can assume they were graphic, harrowing and mentally destructive to the psyche of Ms. Smart. Nevertheless, in a rare positive observation on my part, Elizabeth Smart is either the strongest woman I have ever seen, or a goddamned good actress; only she knows.

With the two miscreants, Mitchell and Barzee, in custody, then began the farcical "mental evaluations" of these contemptible pieces of shit, when they should have simply been thrown naked into a pit containing several large, vicious, starving dogs, letting nature take its course. Alas, that did not happen, so, for years, millions of taxpayer dollars were wasted in the vain attempt to shepherd these supposedly delusional freaks back to some sort of condition to stand trial. Ugly Wanda Barzee, finally, after six fucking years of worthless "psychological tests", forced medication and idiotic legal maneuvers on the part of her attorneys, was sentenced to 15 years for being an accomplice in the kidnapping of Ms. Smart. I reckon harpy Wanda should consider her circumstances and reinvent herself as a carpet munching jailhouse dyke, considering the only cock she'll be getting will be in her dreams.

Moving on, the idiotic trial of clearly guilty Brian David Mitchell is still being conducted, for what reason, who the fuck knows. While his shyster attorneys attempt cunning legal legerdemain, e.g., changes of venue, mistrials, and other maneuvers simply meant to postpone the inevitable, Mitchell occupies himself signing hymns to his non-existent god, occasionally yelling at judges, feigning delusional states and other annoying antics too numerous to mention. Ms. Elizabeth Smart, Brian David Mitchell's victim, is, of course, repeatedly forced to relive her horrible ordeal each time she is subpoenaed and again dragged into these torturous mockeries of justice, having had to record graphic testimony at depositions, along with attending competency hearings, the trial of dogface Barzee, shithead Mitchell's ongoing trial, etc. How she can stand all this horseshit is totally beyond me; the broad must be fucking Wonder Woman, or perhaps has a vengeful streak a mile wide; if she does, my hat's off to her. If she were able to smuggle a .44 Magnum into the proceedings and blow Mitchell's goddamned head off with it, I would be the first to demand the case be treated as justifiable homicide, and that she be given a gold medal for removing that depraved piece of shit rapist from our collective presence.

All that said, if there were any semblance of true justice in this dying madhouse called the United States, such farces would not be tolerated - placing victims of horrendous crimes in situations where they have to relive the experience. Using a now politically correct term constantly uttered by hand wringing liberals like Charles Schumer, Nancy Pelosi and programmed talking heads like Keith Olbermann and Katie Couric, I find such situations "offensive". Further, if I had any say in the dispensing of justice for depraved bastard Mitchell and his ugly cunt wife Wanda, I would refer to the past penalties employed in the US for forcible rape and kidnapping, which was DEATH. Not simply wanting to dispose of them by simple execution, I would then refer to and take a literalistic view from the ancient Code of Hammurabi, and sentence both of them to death, using the same punishments that they put Elizabeth Smart through.

Let's see how such a scenario would unfold.

Considering that both pieces of shit are obviously guilty of destroying Elizabeth Smart's childhood, not to mention her fucking life, regardless of the probable facade that Ms. Smart publicly exhibits, no appeals would be considered, on the grounds of such appeals being a waste of the court's time. Therefore, after sentencing, Mitchell and Barzee would be conducted, dragged or carried to the place of execution, say a 30 foot by 30 foot steel cage, like those used in a circus for lions, tigers, leopards or dancing bears. They would be unceremoniously dumped in the cage before a hand picked quartet of sadistic jailhouse rapists; a pair of musclebound homosexual butch john queers for Mitchell, and a pair of typical, garden variety heterosexual rapists for Barzee. The cage would be locked by guards; each pair of executioner/rapists would be instructed to slowly rape the condemned to death, in every way possible, without any penalty being assessed by the State against them for their duly instructed actions. After execution, the bodies of Mitchell and Barzee would be hauled away in a pickup truck, taken to a local pig farm and dumped into a mud, slop and shit filled pigpen, their disgusting remains to be used as sustenance for ravenous hogs.

That would be true justice for rape victim Elizabeth Smart; I'll be back when something else about the insane asylum called the US rouses my ire.

Regards,

Conway

Our Esteemed "Betters"

I will never cease to be amazed at the elitist arrogance of the contemporary "leaders" ruling this decadent, bankrupt pigsty called the United States. Not that earlier soft-palmed hominids were any fucking better, but some of these megalomaniacs make their predecessors look like the most benevolent leaders that ever lived. Such is the focus of this terse and vitriolic diatribe; while perusing the virtual dumpster of the Google news feeds over the past weeks, I recall several articles illustrating the detached, malignant narcissism and utter arrogance of the top-dog eightball, otherwise known as Barack Obama.

This inexperienced, condescending, fan-eared, smooth talking porchmonkey is so goddamned impressed with his own delusional self-importance and pseudo-intellect that it is beyond fucking belief. I've seen legions of conceited, self-absorbed assholes in my day, but I've never seen anyone more aloof and utterly in love with himself than Barack Hussein Obama. Rather than admit that he, like everyone else, is fallible, he chastises and berates his lowly "subjects", claiming they simply don't understand his grandiose, perfect vision of the world, blaming everyone, other than himself, for his utter failure and obvious unsuitability as a leader.

Case in point: Obama had the unmitigated audacity before the election to cynically pontificate that voters had become "irrational" out of "fear" and that they were more inclined to vote for Republicans because they were "scared". Notice that not one bit of blame goes to him or his obtuse policies, as he is so much more intelligent, visionary and logical that the rest of we lowly, ignorant mortals. Evidently, according to this arrogant jig, the people should abandon their principles and embrace him as their true and only messiah - who will lead us to the promised land of milk and honey total bankruptcy. Really, who the fuck does this delusional, motherfucking bastard think he is - a fusion of Jesus Christ and Sigmund Freud?

Obama, the infallible, diarrhea-mouthed eightball, is never at a loss for words, even blurting out such lead balloons like, "We don’t mind the Republicans joining us. They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back.” What a clueless, self-serving, verbalizing simian; not only is he a condescending sack of shit, without his teleprompter, most everything he utters is a complete fuck up, with worshipful sycophants in the media immediately going to "damage control" mode, telling everyone that Dumbo the top coon didn't say what he actually SAID. I swear to fucking Christ, if I didn't know better, I'd think today's "journalists" graduated from the University of Goebbels!

That brings to mind an aging cracker broad named Kellyanne Conway (no relation, her clan hates sludge, even the mention of it). Not a bad looking bitch either. I'd drill her, but she'd say no, so I guess I'd just jerk off to a photo of her instead. That would be a chore in itself, considering I have arthritis and chronic gonorrhea. Anyway, in 2008, she was virtually crucified by the left-wing media as a "racist" for remarking, "This is what he's (asshole McCain) doing behind the scenes now while Hillary and Obama argue about whether she should let him sit on the back of the bus of her presidential ticket, or he argues whether or not she lied us into war in 2002." That aside for a moment, have you ever noticed that John McCain looks like the human personification of a gerbil?

Everybody and anybody in all forms of media vilified Kellyanne Conway as an "insensitive racist" for comparing the nigger politician Obama to the jigs ordered to "the back of the bus", before the "civil rights" horseshit of the 1960's. In another brief tangent, we never needed divisive "civil rights" legislation, that is if the governments of the various states actually followed what was already written in the fucking Constitution! Take time to READ the First through Fourteenth Amendments. I candidly submit that the tools were already there for use, without any further, pandering legislation being necessary.

Not that I have any real use for Republicans, which I don't, but the glaring double standards Democrats have employed for at least the past two decades proves they feel exempt from their own implemented politically correct line, and dismiss the American electorate as a drooling cadre of fucking simpletons who will swallow anything these amoral, power mad rhetoricians say. On the last point Democrats are probably correct, sad to say, that's what gives them the advantage over the silly, delusional fools who call themselves Republicans. Further, the ever so polite, idiotic Republicans never fight fire with fire, as I would do in taking them on, pointing out obvious corrupt, two-faced, lying charlatans like Obama, Biden, Clinton, Pelosi, Reid, and of course, the ever-entertaining, lisping cocksucker Barney Fag, oh, sorry, I mean Barney Frank.

Then we have Obama's simpering, dimwitted sidekick, Joseph Biden, a brain-dead cracker loudmouth who looks just as fucking stupid as he sounds. When told of the disaffection of his party with the reckless policies of the head ape, this baldheaded white bread piece of shit told his lesser charges to "stop whining". I don't know how the fuck that pathetically ignorant, tactless, grade-A asshole was ever elected to anything; let alone making it to the goddamned Vice-Presidency. Go figure; I've seen turds often float to the top of a commode, I suppose that simple fact explains Biden's success as a politician.

Whitey Joseph Biden’s clearly insulting remark toward his supporters simply proves the American people of any stripe are no more important to these elitist bastards, both Democrat and Republican, than common serfs - to be used, lied to, or even killed if any of us get in their way. Get over it, that is exactly how all of them look at the "common subjects" of this now terminal nation. Just ask Harry Reid of Nevada; the very people he loves to insult just returned his arrogant, elitist ass to the Senate, where he can continue to fuck the people and line his pockets with more lucre.

Sadly, reader, I submit that the United States of America, judging from the apparently incurable stupidity of the overall electorate, is getting exactly what it DESERVES.

Utter Goebbelsian Propaganda, Now Direct to You Via the Internet

Dr. Paul Joseph Goebbels, Ph.D

Conway here. Gold, silver and oil are up, so is the Dow, the dollar's wallowing at 1.40 and a bit versus the Euro. Just wait until the head sheenie Bernanke rolls out QE 2.0, after that, who fucking knows?

Wading through pools of hip deep bullshit on the Google news feeds, I happened upon a laughable article originally entitled Six Terrorists Inspired by Fox News and Glenn Beck, written by a hand wringing, four-eyed honky humanoid named Jim Edwards of BNET, an individual who seems more a legend in his own mind than anything else.

Jim Edwards of BNET

I had never even heard of this joker until I read his silly article, which was little more than supercharged liberal spin; his screed actually attempting to blame Glenn Beck and FOX news for the actions of a group of misanthropic criminals, some of them fiendish murderers, others simply having threatened mayhem, for which they too were prosecuted.

Now don't be a bigoted ass and think I have any use for simpering Glenn Beck or the goddamned FOX News channel. Glenn Beck is a boring, fraudulent, "conservative" ACTOR who whines, cries and blubbers on cue, and FOX is a thinly disguised outlet for blatant right wing propaganda, albeit with damn good looking broads cast as reporters of a sort. However, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS and NBC, along with good old NPR, are government-sanctioned outlets for blatant LEFT wing propaganda, complete with woefully ugly broads cast as reporters of a sort. Further, like a distorted mirror of Glenn Beck, the old, wrinkled ugly cunts babbling on "The View" are programmed rhetoricians who constantly BLEAT the left wing line without respite.

As you can see, this invective filled diatribe isn't even remotely starting off in the way you imagined. I have no use for television at all and I avoid it as much as possible, due to TV being nothing but an electronic propaganda machine promoted by the all invasive government at large; a one-eyed, 24 hour bitchbox used to jam their slanted, subjective worldview down the people's goddamned throats. Television, originally a device intended for the entertainment and education of the masses, has evolved into an Orwellian telescreen - totally devoted to brainwashing the addled populace with senseless, unimportant garbage like sports figures, the lives of airheaded Hollywood whores, their latest stiff pricked paramours, drunken, drug addicted, annoying "socialites", and propagandistic cartoons for conditioning the kiddies. All of this trash is punctuated on occasion by slanted, editorialized "news" commentary made by overwhelmingly liberal talking heads like the dogfaced old twat Katie Couric, stoic automatons like Keith Olbermann or self impressed shitheads like Chris Matthews, each mindlessly speaking the current government approved line in unison.

Have you ever wondered why the Federal government was so concerned that everyone procure a RF converter box so they could continue to watch TV after the digital switchover? They went out of their goddamn way to offer discount coupons for everyone, so their devoted lemmings could continue to be hypnotized by the idiotic flotsam floating across the boob-tube - with the head junglebunny Obama even extending analog television broadcasts for several months via executive fucking order!

Back to the obvious liberal hack named Jim Edwards, he claims that six "terrorists", i.e., Charles Alan Wilson, Byron Williams, Jim David Adkisson, Richard Andrew Poplawski, James W. Von Brunn and Gregory Lee Giusti were inspired by joker Beck and the hot dripping cunts on FOX news. I imagine the simple bastard doesn't realize that everyone is responsible for his or her own actions; no, who am I kidding, he knows that all too well. He simply wanted to pull six loser cracker misanthropes out of a bag and depict them as "outcast whitey males brainwashed by shithead Beck and evil FOX news". Yeah right; I submit to the reader that Mr. Edwards is little more than an amateur Goebbelsian propagandist intent on promoting the left wing worldview at ANY COST, even if it appears obtuse. Anyone with an IQ over 85 should be able to see through such reaching, contrived horseshit; problem is, when the media endlessly repeats the same line, fools will undoubtedly become convinced of the validity of the lie, if only because they are tired of hearing it.

Illustrating just how damn clumsy Edwards' ludicrous thesis is, I can just as easily come up with six brainwashed individuals who were apparently inspired by the endless left wing propaganda uttered by Barack Obama, Albert Gore, William Clinton, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC and NPR. Get this, these liberal inspired loonies and murderers slaughtered 31 fucking people, and wounded at least 32 more, a lot more than the paltry six killed and two wounded mentioned in Edwards' inane, beyond the pale hatchet piece.

For your perusal, my examples:

1) Omar S. Thornton, a blue-gummed, nigger truck driver, blamed evil, monkey-suited crackers for his sorry lot in life, as is constantly repeated, endlessly, by left-wing media hacks on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC and NPR. Omar, convinced of the utter validity of their heart wrenching reports, took matters into his own hands, killing eight unarmed honky "racists" and wounding two others in a fit of childish rage. He told the pigs over the horn that the "raciss" whiteys called him a nigger, so that gave him the right to kill all those terrible fucking crackers. Alas, the pigs disagreed with Omar's observation, which probably offended Omar's itty-bitty shitty feelings, but that's another story. Mr. Thornton actually slaughtered all those hapless whiteys because his bosses caught him with his hand in the cookie jar, so to speak; he having stolen a case of beer, recorded on CAMERA, for Christ's sake! Perhaps he stole the beer to impress his honky girlfriend that he must have hated so much, considering she was a "raciss" whitey and so forth, but that's another story too. Luckily, this piece of craven, murderous humanoid shit killed himself after the pigs said they were coming to take out his murderous black ass, saving Connecticut taxpayers millions of dollars, not to mention saving the pigs some ammunition and bothersome paperwork.

Omar S. Thornton

2) James J. Lee, a crazy environmentalist gook that tried to kill a bunch of people with a  bomb at Discovery Channel's headquarters in Maryland. Lee, originally an annoying, albeit harmless Jehovah's Witness, had heard the dark Gospel of charlatan Albert Gore, a professional liar, whoremonger and non-scientist who thinks he knows everything about how to "save" Earth - by forcing people to pay HIM billions of dollars for his miraculous "carbon tax" credits. CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC and NPR evangelize the airwaves with the Good News of Gore's Old Time Gospel Show, telling everyone the sky is falling, day in and day out. Anyway, the "scales were removed" from Lee's formerly blind eyes and he saw the light, making himself at first an royal pain in the ass for the folks at Discovery Channel HQ, and later a delusional, brainwashed maniac who endangered the lives of innocent people there. All of this terror occurred thanks to that wealthy, silver tongued, baldheaded FRAUD Albert Gore and his flock of true believers at CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC and NPR, that constantly promote his unqualified babblings as truth. Luckily, the pigs actually did something good for a change and blew that crazy, dour, slant-eyed motherfucker away, with no harm coming to his hapless hostages. His rapid removal from our inexplicable existence also saved Maryland taxpayers millions of dollars, though Lee’s antics did cost them the time, fuel and resources of the pigs sent there to kill him, together with the cost of one bullet.

James J. Lee

3) Major Nidal Malik Hasan of the US Army, a batshit crazy Moslem raghead who worships shitkicker Allah, a non-existent "god" invented in the seventh century CE by a murderous, sandnigger child molester by the name of Mohammed. Shouting Allāhu Akbar and blundering around like the fucking Terminator at Fort Hood, Texas, Hasan killed 13 people and wounded 30 others, most of them unarmed due to a stupid goddamned rule on military bases (enacted under perjerous whoremonger Clinton's watch) prohibiting servicemen from carrying sidearms on military bases. Anyway, this loony fucking raghead slaughtered whiteys, gooks, pregnant spics, and even wounded some jigs; it seemed that he didn't give a fuck who he shot, as they were all "infidels" anyway, scheming, evil kafirs working for the "Great Satan" to defeat Allah's minions. As the cyborg-like Terminator/Hasan was occupied pumping slugs into another unarmed, fleeing soldier, a lady pig named Sergeant Kimberly D. Munley arrived and pumped a slug into Hasan, who in turn pumped three slugs into Munley. Then another pig, Sergeant Mark Todd walked in; together he and the wounded Munley filled Hasan's rotten falafel munching ass full of holes. Unfortunately, the fanatical Islamic bastard didn't die, but he is paralyzed from the waist down. As another example of pigs actually doing something good for a change, they did manage to stop Hasan's murder spree, though I would reprimand them severely for not killing that sandnigger piece of shit, and my damning report of their combined dereliction of duty would go on their permanent records.

Major Nidal Malik Hasan

You know, I'll bet that Moslem cocksucker would try to sue the pigs for injuring him if he could actually find a willing shyster to file the briefs. Major Hasan has yet to be tried via court-martial, though I don't for the fucking life of me know why they are even bothering. Hasan the Fanatical Moslem Terminator is guilty as all hell; they should dispense with the court martial, tie an anchor to his paralyzed Moslem ass and throw him off a fucking bridge to drown.

Oh yes, and always remember, slackjawed lemming: Moslems are kind, peaceful folks that have red blood too, and only want to practice their peaceful, innocuous religion of Islam, as duly reported, constantly, by our truthful friends at CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC and NPR. Silly me, I guess that’s why Moslems kill people in the name of shitkicker Allah, because they are so goddamned, motherfucking peaceful.

4) Harlan James Drake, an utterly stupid looking, bearded, tattooed, fat tub of shit left-wing cracker from Michigan. He got a hair up his ass and slaughtered two people, one an anti abortion activist and another a businessman. Drake was "offended" by anti-abortion literature, you see; I suppose successful businessmen offended him, too. He was hunting for a third victim but the pigs collared him and dragged his lily-white ass off in a paddy wagon to the local hoosegow. Wasting the time of judges, jurors, bailiffs and lawyers, Mr. Drake was later tried and sentenced to life in prison, which is one hell of a lot better than the cold blooded executions he sentenced his murdered victims to. I say the pigs should have simply killed his worthless, fat, tattooed ass to save time and effort, but go figure.

Harlan James Drake

Oh well, as people are evidently easily “inspired” by whatever they watch or hear, I submit that Mr. Drake learned to be offended and kill people for his being offended by watching endless hours of CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, and NBC, or perhaps spent his spare time listening to NPR. These caring, left wing networks always tell the absolute truth you see, unlike the evil, uncaring FOX News, airing the tragic news of kindly, devoted abortion physicians and scores of nurses slaughtered every day in the United States by hateful, mean spirited, intolerant abortion protesters.

5) Reginald and Jonathan Carr, a pair of loathsome eight balls who coldly murdered five white-bread honkys of both sexes in Kansas. They raped, beat, tortured, robbed, and finally slaughtered their defenseless victims, apparently because Reggie and Jon were so motherfucking underprivileged, according to the empty talking heads depicted on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, and NPR. These talking hominid savages are now enjoying their lives in quiet solitude on death row, which means we'll be feeding and clothing their evil black asses for free - for at least 20 fucking years. I'll tell you this, those murderous, monstrous moolies are getting a lot better than I'd give 'em - my duly adjudicated sentence for both would have been immediate DEATH by "justified buttfucking", courtesy of triple life, musclebound jailhouse queers.

Reginald and Jonathan Carr

6) Rodolfo Godinez, an illegal alien mestizo greaser and MS-13 gang member, who, along with 5 other spics, murdered three hapless niggers who were simply minding their own fucking business at a schoolyard in New Jersey. This talking simian got 200 years for his manly act of hacking and shooting a trio of unarmed coons, which means we'll be clothing and feeding his spic ass for free, for the rest of his worthless goddamned life. As he more then likely couldn’t speak English worth a shit, he probably only listened to NPR – in SPANISH, of course!

Rodolfo Godinez

Liberals and their facilitators spend a lot of time intimating that conservatives are evil, jackbooted nazis, trigger happy gun nuts and honky racists from the fucking Ku Klux Klan, who are going to kill the wonderful liberals, spooks, spics and slopes, after taking them away to concentration camps at gunpoint. The devoted viewers of CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC and NPR ARE the gunmen WHO HAVE KILLED those with whom they disagree, 31 in all from the five murderers listed above. The silly gook Lee doesn't count, as he only terrorized people, though he did threaten to kill them, much like several listed in Mr. Edwards' article. (And note how it's servicemen/women and monkey-suited crackers who are mostly taking bullets from the liberal media's viewers.)

I'm not saying CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC and NPR support cold blooded, self-pitying, fanatical TERRORIST KILLERS, I'm saying CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC and NPR INSPIRE them.

Regards,

Conway

Grasping at Straws

Hello again, and welcome to the wonderful world of your friend Conway. I'm a rather blunt, foul-mouthed and opinionated man that has no time for hypocrites, liars or zealots. As a true believer in the equality of man, all of the aforementioned simians disgust me equally. Most are employed in the time-honored professions of politics or the clergy, both groups no more respectable than the oldest profession, prostitution. Regarding them and occasionally other examples, I have an ingrained habit of calling things as I see them, and if any reader doesn't my harsh and jaded viewpoint; the reader is free to leave anytime. The close button is by default located in the upper right corner, unless you are one of those types who fuck around with screen settings.

I've noticed since my last post that traffic has dropped off to practically nil, which was expected, considering those who actually live in remote places like Borneo, China or Madagascar have no fucking reason at all to peruse a terse and unforgiving blog exclusively devoted to the corrupt, dying insane asylum called the United States. Go figure, I suppose I'm no fun anymore for the overpaid, stoic, brainwashed automatons lurking at the FBI and NSA. I wager those conscienceless, zealous, squared-away freaks of nature would immediately rape and murder their own mothers if the head junglebunny ordered them to; they make past amateur psychopaths like Lavrenti Beria look like fucking jolly old Saint Nick.

Anyway, the pack of drooling, simianesque dimwits collectively called the human race never ceases to amaze me - when I think they have reached the ultimate low, they prove me wrong, time after time. Prince or pauper, gook, nigger or whitey, young or old, male or female, straight or gay, people never fail to sink to further lows when it comes to subjective, self-serving, argumentative rhetoric, even when such arguments fly in the face of glaring, indisputable facts, or are so utterly ridiculous that it is beyond comprehension.

For example, the sub-species of talking hominids usually referred to as spics are now calling the flaky Nevadan Tea Party twat Sharron Angle and her latest campaign commercial "racist", due to the ad depicting undocumented wetbacks flooding in from Mexico as common criminals. Okay, let's face the facts, people: Illegal aliens, whether they be spics, limeys, ragheads or anything else ARE indeed CRIMINALS. Therefore, the adjective "illegal" placed before the common noun "alien" is a proper and accurate phrase used to describe those foreign individuals who disobey American immigration laws. Further, most of them get away with it, as the US Federal government absolutely refuses to enforce immigration laws. They are doing that for three reasons, as follows:

1) Politicians (laughingly) claim they want to broaden the tax base, even though most illegal aliens pay little or no taxes, let alone make any goddamned Social Security contributions. They laugh even louder at us, knowing firsthand that many American voters are too damn stupid to even begin to comprehend the contradictory nature of such absurd statements. You don't believe this? Well, I've conversed with several nitwits from both sexes who voted for a particular candidate because they were cute and nothing more.

2) Each major political party (Democrat, Republican) panders to these invading, illiterate, destructive beaners, so their legal allies and relatives here will vote for their party and put or keep them in power. Sitting outside a polling place and buying votes for hard cash would be more honest, though the pigs, acting on direct orders from the very politicians who bought the votes, would probably confiscate it from the voter as "drug proceeds" shortly afterward.

3) Politicians want the population of drones born here to be completely alienated and disgusted, and not vote at all. Cynically, they take into account that half of the population, like yours truly, don't even bother to vote, as they realize their votes are as worthless as tits on a boar. Voters these days are little more than glorified rubber stamps voting in rigged elections, used to facilitate the personal agendas of a loathsome cadre of lying, crooked, power mad bastards who do as they please once elected anyway. Incidentally, the politicians and their devoted minions don't care in the least if you show up to vote; they simply arrange to have someone vote for you, which in any other universe is called FRAUD.

It is plainly evident that politicians, just like illegal aliens, are criminals too; this observation includes "Tea Partiers". That's why I don't bother to vote and haven't bothered to for decades; I'd spend my time better pissing up against a fucking brick wall. Believe me, it doesn't matter who wins, Democrat or Republican, "conservative" or "liberal"; none of them are any good, for the country or the people. All of them are the same, egotistical, greedy, power mad megalomaniacs; it seems that one of the most important qualifications for elective office is expert proficiency at unscrupulous lying. Once elected, regardless of any irrelevant, bothersome campaign promises, politicians do as they goddamn well please, filling their pockets while ignoring their constituency, fucking the very people who elected them.

Hey folks, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but that's the way it is. So get over it, we are the lowly peons and serfs; they are our betters and masters. Digressing for a moment, it must be noted that one benefit gained by voting for and electing a maverick newcomer is that they haven't yet forged the connections of corruption that makes being a long term incumbent so damn lucrative.

That brings us to the annoying, empty-headed asshole Keith Olbermann, spin doctor par excellence. He replayed Sharron Angle's accurate commercial on his program, and afterward harangued viewers with his usual editorializing propaganda, stating that Angle's ad depicted privileged, racist whiteys under siege by harmless, fun-loving spics that only want a better life for themselves. Frowning, squinty-eyed Olbermann then promoted the idea that Angle was "picking on underprivileged minorities" to win an election. Really Keith, what is so goddamned, motherfucking hard to understand about the word illegal when it comes to undocumented interlopers entering surreptitiously from a foreign nation like Mexico? As they are breaking immigration laws, illegal aliens of ANY type ARE criminals, period, just like politicians. There is no fucking way around it; such people enter the US by stealth (usually from Mexico), without visas, permission, or any sort of documentation. It goes on to follow that most illegal aliens entering the United States from Mexico are spics, and if that obtuse, pandering, four-eyed shit-for-brains Olbermann can't see that, I reckon he should get himself another pair of goddamned spectacles. Conversely, in all fairness, perhaps Sharron Angle is picking on the wetbacks for some sort of kicks, though she is actually telling the truth and making others aware of the very big issue of illegal immigration and the problems it causes.

All that horseshit aside, none of it alters the fact that illegal aliens from Mexico, and Christ knows where else, are heading to Nevada and elsewhere in the United States, squatting, taking jobs and appropriating state benefits from those born in this nation. Or even worse, some wetback scofflaws and those like them are taking their already evident criminality to new heights, joining murderous, racist gangs like MS-13. Why? Why the hell not, there is strength in numbers you know; the money and perks are lucrative too. Gang recruits even get their own illegal automatic weapons, which are used to mow down rival gang members, rival drug dealers, nosy pigs, and the occasional innocent bystander. Other, more entrepreneurial illegals, once they blunder in, strike out on their own, employing themselves in the fine professions of dope dealer, home invader, fence, extortionist, car thief or pimp. When times grow tough for greaser crooks, some of them actually moonlight at making an honest living, disguised as construction workers, gas station attendants, stockboys or roofers, though they never pay any income taxes, which is also considered a crime. Still others, the "unskilled" among them, not knowing what to do, wander about the country aimlessly, raping, murdering, pillaging and plundering hapless people encountered along the way. Further, the vast majority of illegal aliens are spics; there is no way around that glaring fact either.

So, to any objective, detached observer, the above atrocious actions committed by the hordes of illegal aliens make the smirking mestizos referenced to in the commercial fair game indeed. Really people, Angle would have nothing to use against them if they simply stayed down Mexico way where they were born, rather than coming to the United States and fucking it up for the folks living here. Hell, the US has enough problems already (murders, rapes, robberies, no jobs, etc), without importing arrogant criminal interlopers from a shithole third world country. Putting the shoe on the other foot, Americans living in Mexico illegally are apprehended by the pigs, jailed, and (if they live through the ordeal) are deported back to the US. The government of Mexico, with all its myriad faults, does not tolerate its borders being violated by unwelcome invaders. That's something the US Federal government should emulate, but never will, as long as corrupt, power mad crooks selling out for beaner votes have anything to say about it.

Anyway, a silly, beady eyed kike twat named Rachel Maddow stuck her hooked nose into the fray too, stating that Angle is a racist, and that she supports the concept of "conservatives" (whatever they actually are) taking up guns if the Tea Partiers fail to be elected. Yes, you read it right the first time, a cunning Maddow paints with a very wide brush, shrilly implying that "conservatives" were planning to take up arms against the head nigger Obama and his coterie of crooked cronies smelling up the White House. Her absurd synthesis: Angle supports the idea of armed insurrection against the powers that be, and therefore supports the concept of "illegal revolution". So did President Thomas Jefferson of the United States, so I guess Sharron Angle is in good company. Guess what, you stupid hymie cunt, ALL revolutions start out as illegal actions, that is until they succeed, by forcefully removing the incumbent "illegal" regime. I guess it all depends one one's point of view. Then, the "illegal revolution" magically becomes "legal" for whatever reason, and the former traitors who conducted said revolution are now identified as brave heroes for the masses to admire. Simply recall folks like George Washington, Maximilien Robespierre, or Vladimir Lenin. All of those men started "illegal" revolutions that ultimately succeeded, paid for with a lot of death, blood and destruction, for good or ill.

Even that fat, talentless wop piece of shit Joy Behar from "the View" had the gall to add her inane squawkings to the cacophony of bleating liberal voices, calling Angle a "bitch" and telling her to go to hell. Really, who the fuck does that ugly old bitch think she is? It's none of her goddamned business, as she's nothing but an ignorant, overpaid court jester loudmouth, and about as funny as a fucking rubber crutch.

Next up is a dead honky guy named Jeffrey Landrigan, a career criminal executed in Arizona last Tuesday. He and his mouthpieces, grasping at straws for anything to keep his sorry ass from being bumped off, questioned the efficacy of a dose of thiopental sodium procured from Britain, which was used to knock his murderous ass out before they killed him. Guilty of double murder, Landrigan's unscrupulous attorneys whimpered like fucking sissies that if the barbiturate (thiopental sodium) was ineffective, he might feel pain from the potassium chloride used to stop his depraved heart or the pancuronium bromide used to paralyze his diaphragm. I sit here, idly wondering if Landrigan paused to think, even for the tiniest moment, about the pain he was causing while he coldly murdered his innocent victims. No, I think not, he was only interested in whatever twisted pleasure he obtained by slaughtering people, along with feeling sorry for himself when he was caught by the pigs, tried before a jury of his peers and sentenced to death by a judge.

The obtuse argument alleging that FDA unapproved foreign sodium thiopental may be "unsafe" is a clear example of his attorney's employment of any method, no matter how ridiculous, to avert the inevitable, Landrigan's deserved execution for felony murder. One, Great Britain is not a goddamned third world shithole that uses tap water for anesthesia, and two; the laws of physics are no different in Britain than anywhere else in the goddamn universe. Thiopental sodium is fucking thiopental sodium, everywhere, even in the Andromeda galaxy - should there be intelligent creatures there that employ it as an anesthetic or perhaps as a mixer for cocktails. Further, why in the fuck was this idiot Landrigan worried if it was "safe" - they were using it to sedate his ass before killing him! Even if it didn't work properly, who gives a shit, no one would know but him and he was being executed anyway, in a much more merciful method than he used to murder his victims, I might add.

Jesus Christ, how corrupt the legal profession is when comes to the cunning legerdemain used to thwart the execution of a goddamned fiend. If there is an afterlife of sorts, Jeffrey Landrigan should consider himself very lucky that he died quietly in such a wimpy fashion, as this decadent pigsty doesn't even have the cunt lips to execute people properly anymore. Lethal injection has too much detail involved in it - I'm of the old school, the electric chair, a firing squad, the gas chamber or hanging by the neck until dead is the proper way to get bumped off for capital offenses. Were I running this fucking joint, I'd have dealt with Landrigan severely, like having his miserable, screaming ass guillotined face up while fully conscious, or maybe by having him thrown feet first into a running jet engine. I wonder how he would have liked those fucking apples!

Now for a short redux on Juan Williams, the nigger fired from NPR simply because he uttered his opinion of Moslems on dipshit O'Reilly's show. A blogger at the "Atlantic" did a hatchet piece on him, admonishing him for being "bigoted toward Moslems". Well, guess what folks, Moslems are bigoted toward anyone who is not Moslem, specifically, "infidels". Infidels are those individuals that do not adhere to a misogynistic, 7th century worldview, don't believe in shitkicker Allah, or Mohammed's prophethood, and wish to live their lives as they see fit, with or without other religious bullshit. Just ask any Moslem; if Islam's hateful, mean spirited opinion of "infidels" and how to deal with them isn't the very goddamned poster child for absolute BIGOTRY, I don't know what the fuck is.

Oh yes, and a group of peace loving Somali Moslem fundamentalist swine executed a pair of teenaged nigger girls last week, allegedly for the crime of "spying", slaughtered mercilessly by zeal driven psychotics, in the name of a non-existent thing named Allah.

Regards,

Conway

Interesting "Stats"

Yeah, right.

Conway here, which shouldn't surprise you at all, as I'm the only motherfucker who tends to this blog, a little island of utter political incorrectness, racial epithets, foul language, total irreverence, blasphemy, and bitter sarcasm. I sincerely hope that you find it refreshing or at least amusing, and if you don't, well, you know what to do, as the fucking close button is located in the upper right corner. I really don't care if superstitious, talking simians, usually referred to as people, find any of my remarks offensive, as no one asked anyone to come here.

I've noticed lately that every time I make a new post, I receive a nearly instantaneous burst of hits from the most disparate of places, e.g., China, Ireland, Russia, Kenya, Poland; a veritable plethora of non-sequitur viewers that make no sense to most people, that is unless you are paranoid, like me. I have a fairly good idea of whom it actually is, as proxies are readily available to anyone with even a remote knowledge of how the Internet works.

Considering that this blog is devoted en toto to incidents occurring in the insane asylum called United States of America, it would make very little sense for individuals from countries like Indonesia to rack up 40 hits, back to back, within 5 minutes. Same goes for countries like China, Kenya, Russia, Germany, Denmark, Finland, and South Africa.

That said, enjoy yourselves clowns, keep a watchful eye on little old me while your real enemies plot your destruction, right underneath your overpaid, obtuse, blind, brainwashed, politically correct noses.

Joseph Stalin and his NKVD would have loved you stupid bastards.

Disclaimer: The preceding message does not apply to those who just fall in thanks to an errant search engine, or repeat visitors who find this sarcastic shit entertaining.

Regards,

Conway

Another LIE: America's Supposed "Freedom"

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Lies, all LIES!

Kindly old Conway here, once again posting my personal view of the world at large, complete with jaded and colorful commentary, guaranteed to piss off nearly everyone, and perhaps entertain a few.

I pass my time trading the bourses, and like to invest in oil, gold, silver, copper, uranium, and of course, sludge. In other words, REAL, tangible items that everyone wants for whatever reason, perhaps excepting for sludge, which, it must be admitted, has limited market value to most people. Looking at gold for a moment, why is it considered valuable? Who the fuck knows, but Karl Marx wrote that gold was the universal symbol of value in his book "Das Capital". I guess I'll have to take his word for it, and as long as everyone else on this tiny ball of rock thinks gold is valuable, I'll consider it valuable too.

Anyway, the DJIA swerved, broke a ball joint, went out of control and hit a pole yesterday, closing down 165 fucking points, when panicked investors trading on emotions discovered that those sneaky, evil slant-eyed chinks upped their interest rates by a quarter of a point. "How dare they!" everyone shouted in unison, not stopping for a moment to think that the chinks do have a right to protect their interests. That small event led to a knee-jerk reaction in the FOREX market, with the dollar gaining like a running greased pig against the Euro. That in turn caused gold, silver, copper and oil to go over like a lead balloon, which in turn battered every fucking sort of equity that had anything to do with the above listed commodities. The precipitous drop in the Dow had the effect of sadistically adding salt to an open wound, causing BEXP to fall nearly a buck and SLW to fall two bucks. ANV lost a buck and a half. A pile of others fell on their asses too, copper producer SCCO lost well over a buck, various ETFs fell and small caps like EXK, UXG, KOG, TGB and HL all went into the shitter for the duration. I read yesterday that calls on Hecla Mining were way up on Monday; if anyone was stupid enough to hold calls on them today they got royally fucked, in spades.

Not to worry, the American dollar has been taking a gigantic shit for the past few months, which is a good thing for anyone who holds practically any position in the hard commodity market - or any fucking commodity for that matter, from sugar to sludge. With what's looming next month, courtesy of our friends at the Federal Reserve, I venture the dollar's newfound strength will be a rather short lived affair, and commodities will again embark on their collective quest for the moon and beyond. That is, with the odd exception of last Friday, when the dollar gained 100 or so pips against the Euro, moving like a bat out of hell, right after head sheenie Benjamin Bernanke stated that the Fed would begin a second attempt at "quantitative easement". Usually, his obtuse and cryptic mutterings tank the Dow, and drive the dollar ever deeper into the ground; this time it didn't. It's supposed to work the other way around in a normal universe you see, the Fed gets involved in the market, the dollar tanks, and hard commodities rise like a bat out of hell. Go figure, the market does whatever it wants to sometimes, fundamentals, technicals, crystal balls and tea leaves notwithstanding.

So, what coming events will cause the dollar to fall further? Take your pick, unless the rest of the world decides to hurl their fiat currencies into the sea or the batshit crazy ragheads start World War Three in the name of a non-existent thing called Allah, the dollar is doomed. It's this simple folks: The United States of America is very close to fucking BANKRUPTCY, and after that, inevitable default on our obligations, you know, like paying interest with worthless money on worthless US Treasury bills and such. When that occurs, any dollars held in your hand might as well be toilet paper, though they will not be very effective for wiping your ass. I wouldn't put anything like dollars next to my ancient prolapsed asshole anyway, as I prefer to use pages torn from old phone books.

Why is the dollar in trouble, the reader may wonder? The blunt answer: Stupid, no, insane fiscal blunders by the Federal Reserve are exacerbating the decline of our currency. Sure, government deficits and trade deficits are a large part of the debacle too, but good old fractional reserve banking will cause the dollar to founder completely; it's as if those stooge like nitwits at the Fed are drilling holes in the bottom of a fucking ship to let the water out!

I repeat: The dollar will sink, and commodities of all types will go through the fucking roof. Quantitative easing 2.0 is nothing but a fancy euphemism used to describe the odious task of "printing more money", which is then used by the Fed to provide banks with liquidity, and to prop up the market by buying selected equities of whatever type. In other words, quantitative easing is literally legalized counterfeiting, with head counterfeiter Bernanke using the Fed's endless amounts of paper funny money to keep insolvent banks open, and to purchase "valuable" derivatives like CDOs, CDSs, CMOs, ABCs, PDQs, and fucking XYZs, along with other worthless garbage like FMCC and FNMA, and maybe even goofy shit like MTLQQ or CCTYQ, all of which make fucking junk bonds seem like shares of Apple, Exxon or Google by comparison. After all, our good friend Ben Bernanke and his moronic cronies at the Federal Reserve only have to PRINT the money and PRESTO - they instantly have the capital required for any transaction, no matter how expensive or foolish! The best part is that no actual work, other than loading ink, paper and pushing the "ON" button to run the printing presses, has to be done.

Oh well, back to reality; those silly maneuvers will do nothing to solve the looming problem of US bankruptcy; at best it will only stave off the inevitable for a short time, eventually resulting in an inglorious depression that will make October 1929 look like campfire circle jerk. Once the shit hits the fan, the boys at the good old Fed will simply rev up the presses to redline and pour even more fiat currency into the economy, with the greenback finally becoming just about as valuable as a dollar from Zimbabwe. In case readers do not know, just 1 debased, copper plated zinc US cent will buy you $126,177,901.87 Zimbabwean dollars at the time of this post. Christ, the dimwitted eight balls running Zimbabwe make the krauts of Weimar Germany look like rank amateurs - in 1923 it was cheaper to burn paper German currency (the mark) than it was to purchase fucking firewood!

Unfortunately, the above scenario is inevitable, default and utter chaos, especially since the Federal and even the State governments apparently don't give a shit if the US economy is destroyed, in fact, they are too damn stupid to realize the destruction they are causing. George Santayana once wrote that those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, and I submit that he was absolutely correct in that observation.

Moving on, the latest Presidential idiot and his dog-faced paramour blundered their way into Ohio, evidently to propagandize their dour, demoralized Democrat troops. Obama, his malignantly narcissistic ego bigger than fucking Paul Bunyan's blue ox Babe, condescendingly advised his awed, empty-eyed worshippers to "embrace change", between repetitive bleats of "yes we can" from his audience of lemming like, dimwitted automatons. This megalomaniacal, fan eared eight ball sounds like a broken record - after stating that voters were "scared", and "not thinking clearly", he harangued them to do their very best to thwart the GOP (I suppose by voting twice if they can), so he can continue with his draconian task of destroying what is left of the economy. Really, who in the fuck does this aloof nigger half-breed think he is, Sigmund Freud or something?

Judging from his record and the evidence, I'd say the electorate is thinking very clearly indeed, and they see this inept jig for who and what he is, a Manchurian candidate so far to the left that he makes FDR look like a goddamn Nazi. This interloping shithead has had two years to show his true colors to the people, proving conclusively that he is no moderate by any measure of the word. Obama and his hairy knuckled goons have done nothing but make the economic situation worse; along with promoting a reckless, socialistic agenda that the people no longer want and probably never did anyway. Not that the Republicans can do anything better mind you, as they are as clueless as the Democrats are, just look at the dolt George Bush; it would take a goddamned, motherfucking miracle to save this dying nation from what is destroying it, as noted in the preceding post. Believe me, the RMS Titanic had a better chance against the iceberg, and anyone with an IQ over 75 knows what happened to it.

Regards,

Conway

The Utter Absurdity that IS America

Conway here.

I've been rather busy with trading the bourses as of late, but have no fear, I've been keeping abreast of the inane dreck endlessly coursing past on the Google news feeds like so much raw sewage.

Where to start.

Well, a gray haired old kike named Lee Abrams resigned from the Tribune Company today over a silly email, with an attached "Onion" video, apparently sent in jest. Hell, I thought it was funny, but that's me. Unfortunately, it seems that Mr. Abrams' rather ribald missive hurt everyone's itty-bitty-shitty feelings, due to some cunt in the video playing with her bare tits, so the powers that be cut off his pay and told him to resign. Really people, as if he gives a shit - I don't think it will hurt Abrams one iota, as he is obviously well heeled when it comes to bucks, and he can be himself without a bunch of hypocritical prudes fucking with him. So, fuck them, he shouldn't be around sourpuss assholes that have no sense of fucking humor anyway.

For the record, the "Tribune Company" is a bankrupt, lumbering, anachronistic media dinosaur, (print, TV, and so forth) wallowing in debt to the tune of 13 BILLION dollars or so. This outmoded, "employee owned" now useless failure of a business is supposedly "reorganizing", for whatever fucking good that will do. Tribune has about as much of a chance of surviving as Underwood Typewriter or Baldwin Locomotive did. Due to that, I submit that the Tribune Company should face the music, dispense with Chapter 11, go directly to Chapter 7 and be done with it. In other words, they should simply roll over and drop dead due to the fact that no one in their right mind reads their politically correct, propagandistic newspapers anymore; people use the Internet today and know of current events before Tribune Company and other dying dodo birds like them can even put it to print. Hell, even television is becoming obsolete and is on its way out, unless it's goddamn R rated, high definition cable pay-per-view. I swear, I wouldn't invest in that festering pile of dogshit if they gave me the shares for fucking free, they'd have to pay me to take them!

On to other things. The laughable "elections" are coming up, so the stupid masses can believe they actually have a choice in what happens to this dying nation, when in reality they are simply exchanging one greedy, lying political criminal for another. Candidates, both Democrat and Republican, are dragging out every fucking skeleton they can and throwing mud everywhere. The Democrats are in really deep shit, thanks to the head eight ball Obama's endless fuck ups. That obtuse, narcissistic nigger couldn't run a goddamned lemonade stand, let alone an entire fucking nation; the evidence presented by history has proven that conclusively to anyone capable of rational thinking.

As an aside, HL Mencken said that one day Americans would elect a President they DESERVED and I submit they finally have, by electing an inept fool who is driving this nation into the ground. That dubious fact noted for good or ill, Democrats are taking the offensive when it comes to cunning lies and ad hominem attacks on their electoral opponents. Three glaring examples come to mind, Ex-Governor Moonbeam Brown calls his opponent Whitman a whore, arrogant Harry Reid calls his opponent Angle a "radical", and Chris Coons calls airhead Christine O'Donnell a witch. Those examples simply prove that Democrats are much better at throwing mud and character assassination than Republicans could ever be, though when the tables are turned, Democrats whimper like schoolyard sissies and cry their opponents are "hateful" and "mean-spirited". What a fucking joke, there is no difference between these bastards beneath the surface facade; all they are after is money and power.

Just open your eyes and take a damn good long look at what actually is IN Congress these days. There are crooks, cheats and undesirables of all kinds, scheming scoundrels who take payoffs, pass pork and write bad checks, dozens of drunks, coke fiends, cocksuckers, dykes, sodomites and assorted perverts, but I'll bet not one of them smokes, uh, tobacco, that is. In other words, Congress is composed of a cadre of greedy, power-mad amoral bastards who honestly believe that following the blunt words of Niccolò Machiavelli is a virtuous act. Apparently, for them, "The Prince" is their version of the Bible. Further, these detached elitist clowns in Congress have their priorities so fucked up that they spend valuable time on frivolous issues like banning the use of "retard" for describing drooling mongoloid retards in Federal documents, rather than focusing on truly important issues like saving the nation and its citizens from utter destruction and chaos.

Now as far as amorality goes for the elitist swine ruling this dump, Republican or Democrat affiliation makes absolutely no goddamn difference at all. Examining our esteemed "leaders" sexual proclivities for a moment (those who have been caught, that is), insatiable whoremonger Bill Clinton was a Democrat Governor and President who fucked anything that walked, as long as it was female that is, and Governor Rudy Giuliani was a stiff-pricked hypocritical Republican schemer who fucked around on his wives. Yes, wives. Newt Gingrich was yet another Republican hypocrite with a roving eye who fucked around on his wives as well. The same goes for dripping dick Democrat John Edwards. Thanks to an uncontrollable hardon in his pants, he knocked up some dizzy broad named Rielle Hunter with a bastard child - while his wife was dying of fucking cancer! Some guy he is, real Presidential material indeed. Smiling hypocrite John Edwards has bad taste in women too; I've seen better heads in a bar - on a glass of beer. Further, when it comes to utter sexual perversity, both Democrats and Republicans are running neck and neck for the prize of "Cocksucker of the Year". Just look at Barney Fag, uh, I mean Frank, a southpaw kike peterpuffing cocksucker whose live-in "boyfriend" ran a gay whorehouse out of his residence. And they refer to these overpaid, soft-palmed unethical creatures as "honorable". Then we have Mark "holey" Foley, a queer Republican bastard who wanted to cornhole Congressional pages, in fact, he wanted to buttfuck a whole bunch of them according to the news. Oh yes, he claims to be a good Roman Catholic, as do several of the aforementioned hypocrites contained in this paragraph. And let's not forget Republican Larry "the fairy" Craig, who played footsies with a pig, sitting on a public john while taking a shit - and he was collared for it.

In contrast, we now have the optimistic Tea Partiers, claiming they alone can fix this decadent, forsaken monument to abject insanity. An utterly impossible job, America's too damn far gone, sort of like Ted Kennedy's welcome glioma was. Try as he might, wasting hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of the taxpayer's dollars on fancy surgical procedures, while pursuing a futile attempt to save his despicable fat ass, Ted Kennedy still croaked off from his glioma, chemo and gamma knives notwithstanding. I must say if there is a god out there, I should pause and thank it for removing that vile hypocrite from our collective presence, sending him to the bowels of hell where he belongs. That said, even if the Tea Party has good intentions, there is nothing they can do about the terminal case called the USA.

EARTH TO TEA PARTY: The United States of America is an utterly bankrupt entity, a gigantic, multi trillion-dollar version of Tribune Company, and it can't be saved, period. It is like Ted Kennedy was - terminal. Please realize this and note the following insurmountable and undeniable facts.

1) Our manufacturing base is, for the most part, gonesville, and those left are outsourcing jobs to Mexico, China or anywhere else where the cost of labor is at least conducive to making a profit. They are resorting to such remedies out of sheer necessity, rather than going bankrupt from paying under worked, overpaid, drunken and stoned American union slobs $75.00 an hour to screw fucking lug nuts on with an impact wrench.

2) The nation has been fragmented and Balkanized due to insane immigration policies, for which we can thank dead assholes like Ted Kennedy, may he rot in his silly grave for all eternity. Certain areas in major cities are no-go areas for the pigs, as they are filled with interloping people who refuse to assimilate, and expect those born here to kiss their foreign asses. Examples are: Murderous spic gangs like MS-13, Koran toting Moslem ragheads who are "offended" if you even look at them wrong, foreign niggers who look down their broad noses at American niggers and everyone else too, along with pakis, gypsies, gooks from Southeast Asia, and who knows what the hell else.

3) There are no real jobs to be had, skilled or professional, nor will there be any in the foreseeable future, that is unless you feel like being a menial peon, working for a petty subsistence wage, slinging burgers for McDonald's or stocking shelves at the fucking neighborhood Wal-Mart.

4) People are losing their homes everyday, and are destined to live in the streets, as they cannot afford to rent any domicile, because they have no jobs and no fucking money. Many are already in the streets mind you, though some of the "wealthier" ones are living in their cars, at least for the time being, until the pigs arrest them for being vagrants, or disturbing the peace, or picking their noses, or whatever else pigs use to harass those folks that have no defense against power mad, jackbooted thugs with badges.

5) Every goddamned malcontent with an agenda, from atheists to zoophiles, are clamoring for special fucking "rights" and preferential treatment over those comprising the majority.

That noted, the silly Tea Party hopefuls CAN FIX NONE OF THESE PROBLEMS, even if they actually wanted to. Only insurrection and a blood-drenched civil war will, if one wants to call the slaughter of millions and the destruction of infrastructure fixing a problem.

Oh yes, and some good news - the Chilean miners were rescued.

Fred Phelps, Funerals, Faggots and Free Speech

Conway here, hello to you.

Perusing the nauseating flotsam over the Google News feeds this evening, I scrolled along, stumbling across the "news" of an absolutely ridiculous case I have been following on and off for several years. After meandering through lower courts that reversed each other, it is finally being presented before nine old doddering, simianesque fools sitting on the US Supreme Court. I cannot believe that such an idiotic, open and shut case that would have been dismissed on presentation years ago has made it as far as it has.

What am I saying, considering that everyone has their fucking feelings on their shoulders these days, and are so easily offended by most anything, I shouldn't be surprised at such utter nonsense coming from the gigantic lunatic asylum that has become the United States. The case has to do with the now endlessly changing concept of the right of free speech, and what constitutes said free speech in late 2010, CE. A clown named Albert Snyder and Fred Phelps, head religious idiot of Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, are the litigants; Snyder the Appellant/Plaintiff and Phelps the Defendant. Now don't jump to conclusions like a bigoted asshole and think I agree with Phelps or his idiotic religious fanaticism, but free speech is fucking free speech, period. This liberal concept is defined in writing, contained within the First Amendment of the United States Constitution, which guarantees the unfettered right of Phelps and company to utter their delusional dogmatic babblings, for good or ill. The First Amendment also guarantees the right to display the silly signs carried by Mr. Phelps and his moronic coterie of fanatical Christian loonies picketing military funerals, whether such placards like "God Hates Fags" or "Thank God for Dead Soldiers" are considered "offensive" by the simple-minded masses or not. Regardless of all that happy horseshit, the current crop of robed adjudicators, together with their their smart mouthed, monkey-suited shyster rhetoricians are now effectively splitting hairs, cunningly attempting to differentiate free speech directed at "public" individuals, from that free speech supposedly directed toward "private" individuals.

Yeah, I wonder what part of the phrase "free speech" is so goddamned difficult for these addle-brained, Harvard educated simpletons to understand? Free speech is and can be offensive speech, it also can be libelous or slanderous speech. Free speech can and does contain foul language or ethnic/racial slurs; it can even reflect hatred for someone or something, but is still free speech. Free speech is "Piss Christ", and a picture of the Virgin Mary painted with elephant shit, as is an oil paint depiction of Prophet Mohammed sucking someone's stiff dick, or a watercolor of Pandava Arjuna fucking his mother. Free speech and the exercise thereof can also hurt people's little bitty fucking feelings, as when Bibles, Korans, effegys of Elvis Presley, or US flags are burned. Tough shit people, people have the right to their opinions, and to express them in whatever fashion they deem suitable, so grow up get over it.

I now submit to the reader that the United States of America is so completely fucked up that it boggles the mind. Whatever happened to the lofty concept of judicial impartiality? It went out the fucking window, perhaps 25 years ago or so, and subjective emotionalism went in, that's what happened. These days, in such instances, idiotic judges make completely subjective, emotional, lame brained determinations regarding what they personally find offensive, their determinations glaringly contrasted against the concept of free and unfettered speech and the exercise thereof. The fact that an arrogant, superstitious, fanatical jackass clergyman like Phelps takes it upon himself to be an annoying shithead 1000 feet or so from some jarhead stiff being planted doesn't mean that his fucking speech should be limited because someone's little bitty "feelings" were hurt or offended by his obtuse remarks. That said, I reckon that Albert Snyder should grow the fuck up, dismiss Phelps as the Grade-A asshole that he is and be done with it. Snyder should be a man and consider the source, rather than trying to make some bucks off his late son's demise by by suing a pack of annoying religious fanatics who don't like limp-wristed queers, genuflecting beadrattlers, yarmulke wearing kikes and most everything else. Face it, the world will never get rid of annoying people of every type until the last human dies and the species goes extinct - it is time we realize that terrible truth and go on.

Anyway, over the past two decades or so the concept of free speech as defined by the First Amendment has been under assault by cunning bastards wishing to further their personal agendas and turn what is left of this nation into a fucking politically correct prison where all have to watch what they may utter. Such individuals, usually politicians and/or lawyers, employ nebulous terms like "offensive", "mean-spirited" and "hate speech", along with other shrill propaganda cleverly used to limit the exercise of the people's right to express their opinions, and the right to speak out with regard to their opinions in whatever fashion deemed suitable.

A glaring example of this dreadful phenomenon is the now ancient case of Mike Diana of Florida, a man who simply drew various depictions of, shall I say, graphically unpleasant situations, to say the least, and distributed them in an self-produced comic book called "Boiled Angel". For the terrible "crime" of drawing gory and disgusting pictures, Mr. Diana was first harassed by the pigs for whatever reason, and was then charged with "obscenity" by a prudish assistant state's attorney named Stuart Baggish, apparently trying to make a name for himself. Adding insult to injury, Diana was actually convicted in a courtroom of "obscenity" by a totally subjective judicial shithead or shitheads; I have been unable to determine if the trial was conducted before a jury. On June 4, 1996, the conviction was appealed, and another adjudicating, subjective shithead named Douglas Baird of the Circuit Court upheld the conviction, he finding Diana's drawings "patently offensive". Hell, I've seen worse in old copies of MAD magazine or Sex to Sexty; such "convictions" set a very bad precedent for the future by limiting what someone can depict, using artwork penned or painted by one's own hands. Don't believe my words, read about this fucking guy, Mike Diana, he was simply an artist who drew pictures that a power-mad, judicial maniac, the "Honorable" Douglas Baird, found personally disturbing. Mr. Diana's appeal was rejected by this arrogant, zealous prick simply because he was "offended" while looking at them; in my opinion Baird isn't fit to judge a fucking dog show, let alone another human being. Anyway, the robed megalomaniacs sitting on the US Supreme Court declined to hear an appeal from Mr. Diana and the ACLU, and the conviction was allowed to stand.

Isn't modern "justice" wonderful? Sure it is, and I'm the fucking pope.

In an upside-down world where words can mean anything the authorities want them to mean (just ask ex-President whoremonger Bill Clinton and his evasive sophistry on the meaning of the word "is"), it is not surprising that such occurrences are becoming commonplace in this dying nation. As another example of "subjective ruling", according to the brain dead, drooling geriatrics sitting on the Supreme Court, it is now illegal to create drawn or painted pictures of nude individuals identified as "children" with identified depictions of such now defined as "child pornography". That ruling is, to put it bluntly, insane, as they are only pictures or similar artwork created by one's own hand, though I do agree (Michelangelo aside, of course) that those interested in creating or viewing such depictions are a few eggs short of a dozen. So what, everyone is fucked up in one way or another, it seems to be a necessary requirement for being considered human.

That idiotic ruling now in effect, I suppose the pigs, between beating prisoners, selling stolen drugs and taking payoffs, are now diligently searching the Internet for terrible websites containing stick figures labeled as "nude kiddies" and Japanese hentai anime porn, rather then going after real pedophiles, peeping toms, and other assorted perverts. You see, some of those folks shoot back, and they couldn't care less if they shoot politicians, priests or pigs during the course of their insatiable sexual depredations. Further, it is much easier to arrest a 120 pound, 30 year old virgin geek sitting before a monitor in his parent's basement, wearing coke bottle bottoms for spectacles, than it is to take down a horny, murderous, six foot four butch john pedophile armed with a .357 magnum revolver.

Even more ridiculous in the latest example of laws gone mad, i.e., the arrest, prosecution and conviction of children found guilty of the terrible crime of "sexting" each other, in which they send photos of themselves in the buff to their significant other (boyfriend or girlfriend, as such the case may apply) after which they are labeled for life as "child pornographers" and "sex offenders". Don't believe my words, look it up, apparently, the power-mad bastards running this fucking place are determined to turn the United States into a gigantic jail, and everyone, other than themselves, into felonious prisoners.

Hell, I remember years ago when a drunken, amoral, ex-FBI lawyer tried to convince me that money could commit a crime (see an earlier post in which I noted this). I said to him that he was fucking crazy, and he was crazy as hell, but if compared to the demented, power-mad loonies running this forsaken dump today, he would be the absolute epitome of sanity.

Regards,

Conway

Advice for the Reader from Your Friend Conway

If I do have any regular readers remains to be seen, not that I really give a shit, as my terse diatribes about the folly of stupid, apelike humanity are my own; each one a seeming catharsis, posted for my own dark reasons. If any reader is amused or dismayed by what I have written, what the fuck, at least it has shocked you from your ennui and gotten you to think. If you enjoy what you read, that's good; if you didn't like it, I don't really motherfucking care what you may think, and that's the way it is.

That said, I intend to present on this, and perhaps other posts, a few of Conway's tried and true methods for surviving (perhaps even living longer, and living better) in an insane world filled with hairless, mumbling, self-centered, superstitious, lying chimpanzees who collectively have no more intelligence than god gave a fucking goose, that is if something like god even exists, which it probably doesn't, judging from the available evidence.

For example, tonight I decided to drive my beat-up old clunker into town to pick up some sludge for myself, along with a tank of gas for the thirsty clunker. As I was fueling my faded, dented, rusted out wreck, I was accosted by a wrinkled old honky bag who had a bizarre yarn to tell me. Detached and aloof when about town, I usually deliberately ignore most any bipedal shit factory who even tries to speak to me, but she was a persistent old bitch, her squeaky voice becoming louder. Finally getting my attention, this dumb, bothersome battleaxe stated that she had no funds available for gasoline and that her son was languishing in the hospital, adding that she needed to get there to visit him. I was told this obtuse fairy tale at 10:45 PM local time, long after visiting hours are over at any normal hospital in this fucking universe. Momentarily glancing at my timepiece, I surmised that her story was a bald-faced lie and she was simply trying to shake me down for some dough, probably so she could buy herself a pint of cheap booze at the liquor store just down the street. I stood there, eyes glazed, half-listening to her inane bullshit, and afterward responded that I carry no cash; whether true or not, that was enough to get rid of her annoying presence. Honestly people, what sort of dim-witted idiot that requires fuel for their vehicle drives to a fucking gas station with no money or credit cards on their person?

A cunning, lying panhandler too goddamn lazy to work for a living, that's who. Hell, I've seen tons of 'em - red-eyed crackheads, strung-out whores needing a fix, drunken niggers loitering at a local 7-11 looking for another 40oz, all of them with hands out, asking for money - ostensibly for gasoline. I once asked a falling down, drunken jig with liquor on his breath where his vehicle was - he, barely able to keep his balance, replied it was at home!

This concludes lesson number one - on how to keep YOUR money for YOURSELF, and yourself only.

More friendly advice will be posted later, that is if I get around to actually bothering.